Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The racoons will take care of themselves. They are angry mean animals - no matter how cute they look. They are also cat killers.
Do not, for any reason, protect the pigeons. They are shit with wings. They shit everywhere. It's all they do. You can kill those godforsaken mourning doves too. Smaller brown shit with wings that coo coo early in the fucking morning.

Had a law school classmate from a small town in Kentucky. Every year, his town had a contest where the winner would get to go to the top of the courthouse with a rifle and shoot as many pigeons as he could in an hour or so. It was apparently quite the civic event, hosted by the mayor. Boy scouts with pillow cases would run around and pick up the carcasses (what they did with them later, I have no idea). Perhaps you'd like to attend?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Had a law school classmate from a small town in Kentucky. Every year, his town had a contest where the winner would get to go to the top of the courthouse with a rifle and shoot as many pigeons as he could in an hour or so. It was apparently quite the civic event, hosted by the mayor. Boy scouts with pillow cases would run around and pick up the carcasses (what they did with them later, I have no idea). Perhaps you'd like to attend?

That would rock.

I've been told they're mighty tasty. Of course from the same people who regularly eat squirrel. I've also been told that the mourning doves are also tasty. I guess I'll never know firsthand.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
( )( ) ?

Or, polio as a child: ()( )

I think I would do a semi-side view of ( ) ) maybe? It is difficult to make attractive butt cheeks in this font.

TITS!!!!

( . )( . )


I hate the way it won't space things out right!!!! I can't make my trademark woman!!!!

[tmdiva]

I didn't see anything on the winner, Miss North Carolina (I think they picked her just because they won the championship, because she was certainly not the most interesting of the final 5), but most of the candidates had that super-skinny arms/super-big boobs thing going on, and there were some pretty scary fakes. I'm thinking Miss Mississippi (obvious implant outlines) and Miss Kentucky (really high cleavage, as from under-muscle implants) in particular. Also, a lot of them looked way older than their stated ages, again because of no fat in the face.

I would have picked Miss California, who had more natural-seeming curves and wasn't boring.

As for cats and whether it's okay for them to hunt birds--hunting by domestic cats is seriously endangering the population of some songbirds. Unless you can train them to kill pigeons exclusively, don't let your cats hunt outside.

tm

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hell, maybe I should have him impregnate me. Imagine how delightful our children would be. Sebby?

The little bastard would probably rebel and be a Tucker Carlson-like uber Republican super straightlaced brat.

I can't even imagine how my genes would translate in a daughter. What would I do if our daughter looked like me? I couldn't handle myself with tits.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What does Sebastian look like- I mean sarcastically. I'll have my wife start saving up images for the photoshopping you guys will be ordering early 2006.

How does one look "sarcastically"? I'm not following this.

And what the hell is being photoshopped in 2006? And other than the threesome, what do your wife and I have in common?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

If you're like me, you've been wondering "Where can I buy crumpets in my area?" But there's an answer!

• Please complete the Contact Information found in the Customer Support section of this site. Include your address and the product (crumpets) and a Customer Service Representative will contact you with the appropriate information. Or simply call 1-800-866-3300, menu option 1, extension 2000.

A-ha!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Dear God! I have become Taxwonk.

Sooner or later, we all become Taxwonk. Embrace it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
hmmmm


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Nope, this could be confused for a twig and smooth berries. I have to work within the parameters of my tools.

How would you do hairy berries with typographical characters?

This reminds me its about time I shave my balls again.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If you're like me, you've been wondering "Where can I buy crumpets in my area?" But there's an answer!

• Please complete the Contact Information found in the Customer Support section of this site. Include your address and the product (crumpets) and a Customer Service Representative will contact you with the appropriate information. Or simply call 1-800-866-3300, menu option 1, extension 2000.

A-ha!

I really like crumpets. I suspect it may be because of my upbringing.

I also really like fish and chips and spotted dick. And unspotted dick. Yum.

Originally posted by Adder
Does it go the other way too?

Institutionalized religious bigotry? No. Celtic's greatest manager, Jock Stein, the man who led Celtic to victory in the European Cup over Inter Milan in 1967, making Celtic the first team from the British Isles to win it, was a protestant. Celtic has signed protestant players for years, whereas Rangers had a strict no-Catholic policy until 1988 when they signed Maurice Johnston.

As for fan behavior, Celtic fans have been honored by UEFA (European football's governing body) and FIFA (the world organization) with "fair play" awards for their exemplary behavior at the UEFA Cup final in Seville in 2003.

That said, Celtic has many fans (but not all by any means) who consider themselves Irish Republicans, and the typical response to accusations of bigotry against other teams is that Celtic fans are just as bad for singing "rebel songs" that glorify the IRA and generally having a dim view of the British royal family and the Orange Order (you know, the nice fellas in the bowler hats and sashes with the big drums). So the debate gets bogged down with each side accusing the other of being just as bad, or worse, and no way to resolve it because everyone involved in the debate is usually firmly in one camp or the other (kinda like the PB).

That's why I'm glad this particular incident got out of Scotland and into the world media, where people without axes to grind can evaluate it more or less objectively. I tend to think the usual excuses for this kind of behavior and the "one's as bad as the other" routine, which are accepted as a matter of course in Scotland, won't play so well to the rest of the world.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I think I would do a semi-side view of ( ) ) maybe? It is difficult to make attractive butt cheeks in this font.

TITS!!!!

( . )( . )


I hate the way it won't space things out right!!!! I can't make my trademark woman!!!!

Hey, I think we are do for an update. How is it with pink lace/black bow guy?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The little bastard would probably rebel and be a Tucker Carlson-like uber Republican super straightlaced brat.

I can't even imagine how my genes would translate in a daughter. What would I do if our daughter looked like me? I couldn't handle myself with tits.

Just like all of his grandparents. He would hate us for toting him to Dark Star Orchestra shows in little baby tye dye shirts while Mom and Dad just bitched about how much better life was when we had a license to dose.

And all the women in my family have Big TITS so if you can't handle it, maybe you should stick with Mrs. Dangerfield

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey, I think we are do for an update. How is it with pink lace/black bow guy?

Thanks for asking!!! I am in very deep like with this guy. In fact, I was out with my ex-husband on Sunday and didn't even want to depose him because I wanted to be faithful to PLBB a/k/a Commando Boy! WHAT!!!?????

I haven't found a flaw with him yet, aside from the lack of a trust fund (which he is working on). Finally! Someone who deserves me!!!!!!!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I drive through Gilroy on Hwy 101 fairly often, and have stopped at the garlic-themed retail establishments lurking by the side of the road to rip off unsuspecting passers-by, to my regret. Garlic toothpaste may seem like a great idea when you're in Gilroy, but later, not so much.

Always seemed to me that merely driving up 101 through Gilroy qualified one to say he had been to the garlic festival. Ow. Only thing worse are those road-side feedlots where they fatten up the cows just before slaughter.