It's all about me - Page 101

Alex_de_Large · 07-22-2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Every time I tried to check it out this summer, it crashed. The two may be related.

It's good to see that Mario doesn't have an ego or anything.

str8outavannuys · 07-22-2004, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
For those who care, the show is going to play out like this:

July 27: The "Wildcard" episode where all five voted-out comics will compete for a wildcard slot in the final rounds of head-to-heads. This will be a chance for viewers to vote for either Bonnie, Todd, ANT, Jay, or Corey.

July 29 (special Thursday episode): The reveal is done for the winner of the wildcard.

August 3: The "Final Six" will compete in an hour-long episode for the "Final Three" spots. Viewers will get to vote for either Tammy, Kathleen, Alonzo, John, Gary, or the "wildcard" winner to make the "Final Three."

August 10: A reveal will be done to show who the "Final Three" are. The three will then do a final head-to-head. Viewers will then get to vote for who they want of the final three to win the competition.

August 12 (special Thursday episode): This will probably be a two-hour finale, much like last year, featuring the ten comics being interviewed by Jay, and then the final reveal to the winner of the show.

What day's the show where the winner falls off the face of the earth and is never heard from again?

"My mother called me last night. She said 'Dat Phan, how come you stupid comedian? Why you not a doctor or lawyer? Ahhh so.' Thank you very much."

the Spartan · 07-22-2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes, 20 of them.

Thanks for posting their photo.

I know more than 20 Americans who went to France to watch the Tour this year.

And I have pictures of some of them too.

So there!

Gattigap · 07-22-2004, 04:13 PM

Their tag line? "Smart Lawyers for Smart People."

Shit. These guys won't hire me OR my clients.

the Spartan · 07-22-2004, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
With all this free time from CNN, I'm learning some interesting stuff. Most recently, Salon tells me that pregnancy sex is amazing. Now I'm wondering if it is so great that it is worth raising kids for decades for. So is it?

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/200...nt/index1.html

I have a friend who is a preggophile. Kinky good times or so he says.

Alex_de_Large · 07-22-2004, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap

Their tag line? "Smart Lawyers for Smart People."

Shit. These guys won't hire me OR my clients.

They advertise on Wonkette. Their other slogan is "Dress British. Think Yiddish." Seriously...

the Spartan · 07-22-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Dave
Here you go: One bike geek plus a dash of bilmore.

link (spree: okay, so he's a triathlete)

I could take this guy. FWIW.

ltl/fb · 07-22-2004, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by the Spartan
I have a friend who is a preggophile. Kinky good times or so he says.

Last paragraph of hot pregnancy sex article:

"I am here to break the silence, to shout it to the world. Pregnancy sex makes any other sex you've ever had seem like a trip to the dentist. Pregnancy sex is enough to make a nymphomaniac blush. You won't need any fancy props, no lacy lingerie or mood music. Just you and a partner in the sack, preferably the one who got you pregnant in the first place."

Unless he's an asshole, of course. Fucking smug pregnant marrieds.

Alex_de_Large · 07-22-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Last paragraph of hot pregnancy sex article:

"I am here to break the silence, to shout it to the world. Pregnancy sex makes any other sex you've ever had seem like a trip to the dentist. Pregnancy sex is enough to make a nymphomaniac blush. You won't need any fancy props, no lacy lingerie or mood music. Just you and a partner in the sack, preferably the one who got you pregnant in the first place."

Unless he's an asshole, of course. Fucking smug pregnant marrieds.

Sounds really fun, except for the pregnancy part.

the Spartan · 07-22-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It's good to see that Mario doesn't have an ego or anything.

Fuck Jordan, Be Like (Super) Mario!

ltl/fb · 07-22-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Sounds really fun, except for the pregnancy part.

If I were not throwing up or in pain or suffering any ill-effects from the pregnancy, and could come and come and come because my genitals were engorged with blood, I wouldn't have a problem with that.

Flinty_McFlint · 07-22-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Get that tail over here, fuel-saving monkey!

Wait, are you going to vote for W in the fall?

I would vote, but apparently you americans have rules about felony convictions.

Alex_de_Large · 07-22-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If I were not throwing up or in pain or suffering any ill-effects from the pregnancy, and could come and come and come because my genitals were engorged with blood, I wouldn't have a problem with that.

I noticed that the article only discussed the "fucking all day and multiple orgasms" aspect of pregnancy sex, and omitted all mention of the vomiting, etc. Sounds like a bait-and-switch to me.

SlaveNoMore · 07-22-2004, 04:32 PM

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the Spartan
I have a friend who is a preggophile. Kinky good times or so he says.

Dr. Whoopie? Yankee Doodle Greedy?

ltl/fb · 07-22-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I noticed that the article only discussed the "fucking all day and multiple orgasms" aspect of pregnancy sex, and omitted all mention of the vomiting, etc. Sounds like a bait-and-switch to me.

Has Ashcroft succeeded in his icky plans? Or will I be able to dispose of any unwanted, vomit-inducing by-products of the unprotected sex I had at lunch?