Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I didn't see anything on the winner, Miss North Carolina (I think they picked her just because they won the championship, because she was certainly not the most interesting of the final 5),

under the rules of the pageant, I thought whether they were interesting was entirely irrelevant. All that matters is their TITS!

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss


I haven't found a flaw with him yet, aside from the lack of a trust fund (which he is working on). Finally! Someone who deserves me!!!!!!!

Do people get midlife trust funds? I thought it was like a silver spoon-either born with one or not.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How would you do hairy berries with typographical characters?

This reminds me its about time I shave my balls again.

Being the artist that I am, there is no challenge I wont take.

Trimmed:
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Disco Mitt (straight)

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Originally posted by ironweed
Institutionalized religious bigotry? No. Celtic's greatest manager, Jock Stein, the man who led Celtic to victory in the European Cup over Inter Milan in 1967, making Celtic the first team from the British Isles to win it, was a protestant. Celtic has signed protestant players for years, whereas Rangers had a strict no-Catholic policy until 1988 when they signed Maurice Johnston.

As for fan behavior, Celtic fans have been honored by UEFA (European football's governing body) and FIFA (the world organization) with "fair play" awards for their exemplary behavior at the UEFA Cup final in Seville in 2003.

That said, Celtic has many fans (but not all by any means) who consider themselves Irish Republicans, and the typical response to accusations of bigotry against other teams is that Celtic fans are just as bad for singing "rebel songs" that glorify the IRA and generally having a dim view of the British royal family and the Orange Order (you know, the nice fellas in the bowler hats and sashes with the big drums). So the debate gets bogged down with each side accusing the other of being just as bad, or worse, and no way to resolve it because everyone involved in the debate is usually firmly in one camp or the other (kinda like the PB).

That's why I'm glad this particular incident got out of Scotland and into the world media, where people without axes to grind can evaluate it more or less objectively. I tend to think the usual excuses for this kind of behavior and the "one's as bad as the other" routine, which are accepted as a matter of course in Scotland, won't play so well to the rest of the world.

This makes me long for the a Flower post on the Tour de France

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Do people get midlife trust funds? I thought it was like a silver spoon-either born with one or not.

One of the reasons that the British Empire kicked so much ass was that British people in those days were always coming into large sums of money when obscure relatives would die.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This makes me long for the a Flower post on the Tour de France

Just couldn't keep me on ignore, could you? Admit it - Sebby's not the only bitter married alcoholic you want to get down with.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
One of the reasons that the British Empire kicked so much ass was that British people in those days were always coming into large sums of money when obscure relatives would die.

Take it to the PB. You too fringey.

BTW, by "kicked so much ass" do you mean withered and shriveled to the point of becoming a second-rate semi-power?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Take it to the PB. You too fringey.

BTW, by "kicked so much ass" do you mean withered and shriveled to the point of becoming a second-rate semi-power?

I think he was referring to back in the day. Because back in the day, the Empire did kick ass. Just not for a while now.

Originally posted by ironweed
Just couldn't keep me on ignore, could you? Admit it - Sebby's not the only bitter married alcoholic you want to get down with.

I would do you, Flower, Sebby (maaaaaaaaaaaaybe) and Ollie. At once. Ollie, when is that Bedshit Fest in Washington again?

And my hiphop name is, in fact, as it so happens, Your Baby's Momma

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Take it to the PB. You too fringey.

BTW, by "kicked so much ass" do you mean withered and shriveled to the point of becoming a second-rate semi-power?

I think that happened when the unexpected inheritances from the great aunts and second cousins started drying up.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think I've recently become a de facto cat owner. A cat's been hanging out in my rosebed during the days, and it sticks around even when they dogs are out.

I first read this as "A cat's been hanging out in my rosebud." It was more than a little disconcerting to have to think that RT would have a cat up her ass and not know whether or not it was hers. That kind of intimacy, at least on an ongoing basis, with a housepet demands a greater level of commitment than with say, Sebby, who one could peg with relative unfamiliarity.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Just like all of his grandparents. He would hate us for toting him to Dark Star Orchestra shows in little baby tye dye shirts while Mom and Dad just bitched about how much better life was when we had a license to dose.

And all the women in my family have Big TITS so if you can't handle it, maybe you should stick with Mrs. Dangerfield

So the only way to ensure normal children is to act ultra conservative around them. Makes sense.

As to my wife's tits, you know they're substantial. Fat B cup/bordering C.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Take it to the PB. You too fringey.

BTW, by "kicked so much ass" do you mean withered and shriveled to the point of becoming a second-rate semi-power?

How did I get dragged into this? but since I now am, thanks to you . . .

ABBA's man could have a grandparent still alive who is doing a generation-skipping trust or something.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So the only way to ensure normal children is to act ultra conservative around them. Makes sense.

As to my wife's tits, you know they're substantial. Fat B cup/bordering C.

Average. Below average in a heavily implanted population.

NTTAWWA.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
So the only way to ensure normal children is to act ultra conservative around them. Makes sense.

As to my wife's tits, you know they're substantial. Fat B cup/bordering C.

I did not realize those TITS were inheritable.

I purchased a 34D jog bra this weekend and amazingly it fits.

My name is paigowprincss and I love my body.