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04-24-2007, 06:10 PM
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Synthetic (manufactured or cultured) Diamonds
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Oh, don't be a pain in the ass.
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04-24-2007, 06:12 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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paging Sylvester McMonkey McBean
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Personally, I rather like the green star on my belly.
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You know, I know a guy who has a machine...
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Send in the evil clowns.
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04-24-2007, 06:12 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stop with this argument. Don't you realize that this will eventually lead to them completely replacing us with dildos? I can see it now: "well, this dildo looks and feels just like his cock, but it doesn't go limp afterwards or need blow jobs."
OUR COCKS = MINED DIAMONDS!
Your logic will lead them to stop desiring naturally made cocks and replace them with manufactured cocks!
How have they not figured this one out yet?
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am I on ignore?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-24-2007, 06:14 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Real and Fake
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Wonk is uninsured. Ka-POW!
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Yeah. Like I'd hook up with you.
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04-24-2007, 06:15 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I think that was the point of the whole thing. Junior figured out that maybe being crazy and tucked away in a home ain't so bad after all.
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No one commented on how eerie it was that Chase featured the angry Asian young man the MIT dropout and his rigid disapproving mom and his violent rages? Art imitating life that was filmed way before.
That was a good episode. Paulie irritates me as soon as he enters the screen.
Ty is it still STP if it is a whole nother board?
New Article sex diaries from NY Magazine. interesting.
http://nymag.com/news/features/2007/sexandlove/30917/
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04-24-2007, 06:15 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
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David Halberstam
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
is dead? I'm sad.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ty is it still STP if it is a whole nother board?
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If it's one of my posts, yes. I expect familiarity with my entire ouevre.
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Last edited by Tyrone Slothrop; 04-24-2007 at 06:25 PM..
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04-24-2007, 06:17 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No, the point of the whole thing was that decline is inevitable. If Junior figured anything out, it was that he was too tired to fight for the right to piss his pants and forget his punchlines. In beating him up, the kid was raging against the dying of the light.
If you find this depressing, go to Target for a pick-me-up.
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I hear they have manufactured diamonds there at rock-bottom (HAH! I slay me!) prices.
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04-24-2007, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Synthetic (manufactured or cultured) Diamonds
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't help it if you haven't found a woman who enjoys giving blow jobs. I hear some can even orgasm from it. And I put it to you. Who, besides SS's mom wants to give robots blow jobs?
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A gay Optimus Prime?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Synthetic (manufactured or cultured) Diamonds
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You haven't really articulated a reason why you prefer one over the other. If your answer is "purity," I'm going to have to assume you have been completely brain-washed by deBeers. The stones are exactly the fucking same and you and even your most snobby friends couldn't tell the difference between a manufactured stone and a "real" one if all your money depended on it.
Why would a stone that was pulled out of the ground be any more pure than one that was created? What is it about diamonds (besides the programming you've undergone) that makes you think of them so impractically?
Maybe the real backlash is from people who already own mined diamonds who want some way to distinguish themselves even though their diamonds are practically molecularly indistinguishable from (and maybe more flawed than) mined diamonds.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. I know - it's because things that come from blood and sweat are better. Like Kathy Lee Gifford clothes and small family farmed foods.
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Boogers!
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04-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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Registered User
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
am I on ignore?
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No. You have two choices: I can either (1) skim my way through a day of posts (potentially missing something), or (2) painfully wonk my way to the present.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-24-2007, 06:22 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A gay Optimus Prime?
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Now just wait a goddamm minute here; you can make fun of Flower and Hank for being less than manly, and BnB for being vapid and shallow, but I'll be dammed if I'm going to sit back and watch you slander Optimus Prime. You owe him an apology, pronto.
eta: NTTAWWHR
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04-24-2007, 06:22 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Stop with this argument. Don't you realize that this will eventually lead to them completely replacing us with dildos? I can see it now: "well, this dildo looks and feels just like his cock, but it doesn't go limp afterwards or need blow jobs."
OUR COCKS = MINED DIAMONDS!
Your logic will lead them to stop desiring naturally made cocks and replace them with manufactured cocks!
How have they not figured this one out yet?
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Don't worry, Colt. Dildos aren't yet programmed to be, uh, energized by a smack to the (facial) cheek and then start calling me "Mistress Fringey." In fact, they don't even HAVE faces (or, not ones with smackable cheeks).*
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04-24-2007, 06:26 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Now just wait a goddamm minute here; you can make fun of Flower and Hank for being less than manly, and BnB for being vapid and shallow, but I'll be dammed if I'm going to sit back and watch you slander Optimus Prime. You owe him an apology, pronto.
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If they fuck up Starscream in the movie, I'm going to be mightily disappointed.
There's some sort of error on IMDB and his character is not listed.
No worries, though. I have complete faith in Michael Bay.
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04-24-2007, 06:27 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Don't worry, Colt. Dildos aren't yet programmed to be, uh, energized by a smack to the (facial) cheek and then start calling me "Mistress Fringey." In fact, they don't even HAVE faces (or, not ones with smackable cheeks).*
*I strongly suspect there is a dildo out there with a face painted on it.
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Oh boy, is it sharing day or something?
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-24-2007, 06:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Oh boy, is it sharing day or something?
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