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09-14-2004, 12:18 PM
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#1516
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I own two trucks
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I never knew you were a pick-up man. This calls for a song of sorts.
Well I got my first truck when I was three
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees
Hauled marbles and rocks and thought twice before
I hauled a Barbie doll bed for the girl next door
She tried to pay me with a kiss and I began to understand
There's somethin' women like about a pickup man
When I turned sixteen I'd saved a few hundred bucks
My first car was a pickup truck
I was cruisin' the town and the first girl I see
Was Bobbie Joe Gentry the homecoming queen
She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab
And said, "I never knew you were a pickup man"
(Chorus)
You can set my truck on fire and roll it down the hill
And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe de Ville
I've got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks
We wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams
There's just somethin' women like about a pickup man
(There are more verses but I'll spare you)
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09-14-2004, 12:20 PM
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#1517
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Happy Birthday to Me
Covering up a mistaken response to s/he who we should not acknowledge. Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
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09-14-2004, 12:20 PM
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#1518
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The truck is basically just a Tahoe with a different body stuck on top.
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What the hell does this mean?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-14-2004, 12:26 PM
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#1519
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,231
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What the hell does this mean?
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It means its the same vehicle as the $42k Chevy Tahoe you see soccer moms carting groceries in everyday. You're spending a pile of money for nothing more than the metal outside the vehicle which is molded to look like a domesticated version of a real Hummer.
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09-14-2004, 12:28 PM
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#1520
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Happy Birthday to Me
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Covering up a mistaken response to s/he who we should not acknowledge. Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
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Wow, what a coincidence! A friend was just asking me what the etiquette is when a person one has been "dating" for a few weeks has a birthday. Is a nice dinner and a blow job enough, or is she also supposed to get him a card?
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09-14-2004, 12:36 PM
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#1521
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It means its the same vehicle as the $42k Chevy Tahoe you see soccer moms carting groceries in everyday. You're spending a pile of money for nothing more than the metal outside the vehicle which is molded to look like a domesticated version of a real Hummer.
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Oh. I thought you meant that you had a truck that had a GM chassis and a kit-car shell...
I don't own a car. People who own cars are terrorists.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-14-2004, 12:41 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It means its the same vehicle as the $42k Chevy Tahoe you see soccer moms carting groceries in everyday. You're spending a pile of money for nothing more than the metal outside the vehicle which is molded to look like a domesticated version of a real Hummer.
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There's a family in my neighborhood who have a Hummer (one of the old ones -- before they became "the latest thing" -- I think they were really expensive, right? Like, $100,000 or something?). Anyway, I think it cost more than their house. It's very odd.
My husband and I speculate that they won it on a game show or something.
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09-14-2004, 12:46 PM
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#1523
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It means its the same vehicle as the $42k Chevy Tahoe you see soccer moms carting groceries in everyday. You're spending a pile of money for nothing more than the metal outside the vehicle which is molded to look like a domesticated version of a real Hummer.
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Are you sure about this? I've seen a stripped frame and drive system, and it looks nothing like a Tahoe frame setup.
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09-14-2004, 12:47 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by bilmore
Are you sure about this? I've seen a stripped frame and drive system, and it looks nothing like a Tahoe frame setup.
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The real Hummer is not anything like the Tahoe, but the H2 shares most of its guts with the Tahoe.
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09-14-2004, 12:51 PM
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#1525
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The real Hummer is not anything like the Tahoe, but the H2 shares most of its guts with the Tahoe.
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Ah, I must have been looking at a H, not an H2. Thanks.
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09-14-2004, 12:53 PM
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#1526
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by dtb
There's a family in my neighborhood who have a Hummer (one of the old ones -- before they became "the latest thing" -- I think they were really expensive, right? Like, $100,000 or something?). Anyway, I think it cost more than their house. It's very odd.
My husband and I speculate that they won it on a game show or something.
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I've seen a Porsche parked in front of a trailer enough so that this doesn't surprise me. It's just a question of priorities.
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09-14-2004, 12:57 PM
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#1527
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I've seen a Porsche parked in front of a trailer enough so that this doesn't surprise me. It's just a question of priorities.
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Absolutely. $3k stereo in a $2k car is not unusual at all. Stupid, but not unusual.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-14-2004, 01:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I've seen a Porsche parked in front of a trailer enough so that this doesn't surprise me. It's just a question of priorities.
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dtb lives in a trailer park? COOL. Must provide lots of opportunities for grammar corrections.
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09-14-2004, 01:01 PM
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#1529
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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The Vehicle of My Dreams (but I'll need a bigger garage)
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I've seen a Porsche parked in front of a trailer enough so that this doesn't surprise me.
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So your sister has rich boyfriends. Quit bragging.
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09-14-2004, 01:04 PM
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#1530
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Monday morning griping
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I like to cook fish and vegetables on the grill for fish tacos. The man at the fish counter at the local supermarket always recommends tilapia for tacos. I always opt for some fancier, classier fish. But, two weekend ago, I decided that I would give the tilapia a try. I marinated it for 6-7 hours in a cilantro-salsa-lime juice sauce. Then, when I cooked it, I dusted the tilapia lightly with jalapeno salt. The result was quite satisfying. The tofu comparison made earlier is somewhat accurate -- the fish absorbed flavor quite well, but (addressing GWNC's concerns) did not lose its fish-like flavor. The texture was also excellent, as it was light and flaked into soft taco-appropriate chunks easily. I am now a bit concerned about the raised-in-sewage allegation made by Bilmore. Otherwise, I would recommend this fish for grilling/soft taco purposes without hesitation.
Hank, not every post needs to be Picasso-worthy. As prolific as Picasso was, you are more so. There is no way you can maintain that kind of quality post after post. But that's OK/O.K.
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If you marinated it for 6-7 hours in a sauce that any significant amount of lime juice, you technically had grilled ceviche tacos. It only takes about 30-45 minutes to "cook" fish in a strong citrus marinade. NTTAWWT.
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