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01-25-2005, 07:46 PM
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#1516
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Looks like someone is about to celebrate his imepnding personal 5K. Very impressive! |
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01-25-2005, 07:49 PM
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#1517
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is meant to be funny, but misses the mark, because by saying "vocal", I was not indicating that I actually "talked".
And you were doing so well with the translations of back day. sigh.
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Thsi reminds me of a girl I had a fling with my sophomore year of college; she was a cute blonde freshman, but had the very disconcerting habit of making conversation while fucking; the lasting image I have is of her on top, talking about her classes. Very strange, I have to say I would have preferred her to keep her mouth shut, or talk about something more on point.
oh, and heard from other people that she did this with other guys, so y'all can save your wisecracks about my technique. Asshats. |
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01-25-2005, 07:51 PM
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#1518
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Thsi reminds me of a girl I had a fling with my sophomore year of college; she was a cute blonde freshman, but had the very disconcerting habit of making conversation while fucking; the lasting image I have is of her on top, talking about her classes. Very strange, I have to say I would have preferred her to keep her mouth shut, or talk about something more on point.
oh, and heard from other people that she did this with other guys, so y'all can save your wisecracks about my technique. Asshats.
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Maybe she was trying to distract her paramours from coming too soon?
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01-25-2005, 07:51 PM
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#1519
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Idiot or No?
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Seeing as how it works out to about $50/hour, day and night, I would say yes.
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Does this mean you're not accepting my job offer? Let me know, because Hank keeps sending his resume.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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01-25-2005, 07:53 PM
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#1520
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Vampire?
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Originally posted by ironweed
Hey! Heard ya got laid. Quiet or loud? Dish, dish, dish.
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YAY! She finally got a PAINTER!!
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-25-2005, 07:55 PM
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#1521
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well, now we know who the Stander and who the Kneeler are in this relationship.
NTTAWWT
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Look, I'm not responsible for every little thing posted by the obsessed, sexually ambiguous fan-boys who cyber-stalk me every minute of every day, ok?
But back to the question at hand: are you loud or quiet when you fantasize about me? |
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01-25-2005, 07:59 PM
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#1522
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is meant to be funny, but misses the mark, because by saying "vocal", I was not indicating that I actually "talked".
And you were doing so well with the translations of back day. sigh.
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sucez-le. |
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01-25-2005, 08:01 PM
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#1523
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Vampire?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
YAY! She finally got a PAINTER!!
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POTY!!! |
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01-25-2005, 08:01 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Vampire?
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ironweed
Hey! Heard ya got laid. Quiet or loud? Dish, dish, dish.
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It was purportedly a beautiful, romantic evening
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01-25-2005, 08:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Vampire?
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It was purportedly a beautiful, romantic evening
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While the picture is right on (or spot on, as the anglophiles amongst us might say), the description is not so much. |
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01-25-2005, 08:06 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She won't be able to masterbate quietly?
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She'll be able to have sex quietly while thinking of the cute Moschino top she tried on at Nordstrom. She will lose the will to masturbate.
At least, that's what I've heard.
Last edited by bold_n_brazen; 01-25-2005 at 08:14 PM..
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01-25-2005, 08:06 PM
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#1527
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Vampire?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
While the picture is right on (or spot on, as the anglophiles amongst us might say), the description is not so much.
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What's wrong? Shifty didn't take you out to dinner first?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-25-2005, 08:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Vampire?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What's wrong? Shifty didn't take you out to dinner first?
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*sob*
Stop rubbing salt in my wounds. This hippo hide may look thick and impenetrable, but I hurt just like you do. |
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01-25-2005, 08:10 PM
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#1529
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Vampire?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
*sob*
Stop rubbing salt in my wounds. This hippo hide may look thick and impenetrable, but I hurt just like you do.
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I like your shoes.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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01-25-2005, 08:11 PM
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#1530
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Vampire?
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I like your shoes.
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Thanks. Slave posted the G version of them. They actually have 4" heels. And are alligator. |
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