Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't seamlessly repair a crotch tear in light stone summerweight trousers.

I have a funny feeling that if T.S. Eliot were alive, he would be writing about this. Are you sure you're channelling the right dead writer?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had to walk gingerlky for the remainder of the day.

Have you been to Toast for breakfast? I kind of want to try it this weekend, but am worried about having to wait a long time.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You just saved SS $8.50.

TM

Where (or when) is a movie $8.50?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Now



And before eating disorder.

I vote for before. Definitely. "After" looks like someone photoshopped her head on McCauley Culkin's body.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I smiled and said, "That organic thing is bullshit. You know that. I just eat here because the food is fresh and better quality."

Why do you think that's so? Could it be b/c the fruits/vegetables are not grown with pesticides (linked to cancer)? Or the meat is not injected with steriods or antibiotics? Or do you trust companies like Monsanto to not put anything unsafe on your veggies?

It's just so fucking expensive. It's cheaper for me to go out on Lake Michigan, troll for king salmon all day and land a 15-pounder then it is to buy it at Whole Foods.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do you think that's so? Could it be b/c the fruits/vegetables are not grown with pesticides (linked to cancer)? Or the meat is not injected with steriods or antibiotics? Or do you trust companies like Monsanto to not put anything unsafe on your veggies?

It's just so fucking expensive. It's cheaper for me to go out on Lake Michigan, troll for king salmon all day and land a 15-pounder then it is to buy it at Whole Foods.

I gauge it by the quality of the lox. A good food store has good quality and assortmeent of lox (and all fish for that matter). Whole Foods has a great assortment of wild and farm raised lox. And the pre-cooked foods (which is what I have for dinner almost every night) is much better than anything else available. I'm the sort of person who wants a little bit of everything on the menu. WF is the only place where I can do that right at the deli counter.

Poor lox selection is a deal killer for me. What drives me nuts here in Philly is that there's not a good NY quality Jewish deli in the whole fucking city. The Jews in this town have really let this slide. Deplorable.

I don't care about $ when it comes to good food. You eat bad shit, you'll feel like shit.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I've also been told that there's an anti-Bush subtext - see if you see it.

Lucas decided to cast a lot of brazillians? Does this explain the non-PG rating?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gauge it by the quality of the lox. A good food store has good quality and assortmeent of lox (and all fish for that matter). Whole Foods has a great assortment of wild and farm raised lox. And the pre-cooked foods (which is what I have for dinner almost every night) is much better than anything else available. I'm the sort of person who wants a little bit of everything on the menu. WF is the only place where I can do that right at the deli counter.

Poor lox selection is a deal killer for me. What drives me nuts here in Philly is that there's not a good NY quality Jewish deli in the whole fucking city. The Jews in this town have really let this slide. Deplorable.

I don't care about $ when it comes to good food. You eat bad shit, you'll feel like shit.

I've concluded that the only city with good NY quality Jewish delis is NYC.

WF's meats and fish are phenomenal.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I vote for before. Definitely. "After" looks like someone photoshopped her head on McCauley Culkin's body.

She's going for the Paris Hilton Alien-From-Close-Encounters-Of-The-Third-Kind look. The dress and the face and the hair are total skank Hilton look.

If you haven't seen it yet, the South Park where they tear Paris a new ass is really funny. Problem is, Paris probably thinks its a tribute of some sort. Why my gripe about Paris? It ain't that she's a rich vapid twat... No, my issue is that her face is ugly, and she's fucking up what's considered attractive in this country. I wan't my MTV beach house dancers, models and Hollywood trash to look like Angelina or Andrienne Lima, not some air brushed, pseudo-anorexic chick who looks like she's got a touch of Marphans. Gisele is about as gangly as I go... Paris looks like a fucking Preying Mantis with tits. And will somebody please pull her fucking eyes apart... the fucking Charlie Brown look suits no one. You could put billboards on the sides of her face between her eyes and ears.

Not hot. Three thumbs down.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Poor lox selection is a deal killer for me. What drives me nuts here in Philly is that there's not a good NY quality Jewish deli in the whole fucking city. The Jews in this town have really let this slide. Deplorable.

My MIL brings Philly deli when she comes here. Not lox so much but other smoked fish, and corned beef, to hear her you can only get decent corned beef in Philly and NY. Maybe you're in the wrong places?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What drives me nuts here in Philly is that there's not a good NY quality Jewish deli in the whole fucking city.

Wow, you really have become a suburbanite. Try the Famous 4th Street Deli, corner of 4th and Bainbridge.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's going for the Paris Hilton Alien-From-Close-Encounters-Of-The-Third-Kind look. The dress and the face and the hair are total skank Hilton look.

If you haven't seen it yet, the South Park where they tear Paris a new ass is really funny. Problem is, Paris probably thinks its a tribute of some sort. Why my gripe about Paris? It ain't that she's a rich vapid twat... No, my issue is that her face is ugly, and she's fucking up what's considered attractive in this country. I wan't my MTV beach house dancers, models and Hollywood trash to look like Angelina or Andrienne Lima, not some air brushed, pseudo-anorexic chick who looks like she's got a touch of Marphans. Gisele is about as gangly as I go... Paris looks like a fucking Preying Mantis with tits. And will somebody please pull her fucking eyes apart... the fucking Charlie Brown look suits no one. You could put billboards on the sides of her face between her eyes and ears.

Not hot. Three thumbs down.

Some people like the gangly look.* Those of us who are gangly are thankful.

*But maybe they are just humoring us. Like those men who claim to be turned on by pregnancy.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Some people like the gangly look.* Those of us who are gangly are thankful.

*But maybe they are just humoring us. Like those men who claim to be turned on by pregnancy.

Gangly is one thing. Arachnid, like Lohan in that pic, is entirely another.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Gangly is one thing. Arachnid, like Lohan in that pic, is entirely another.

Agreed. It's like this pic, where Nicky Hilton looks chunky compared to the slowly disappearing Nicole Richie. scary.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. It's like this pic, where Nicky Hilton looks chunky compared to the slowly disappearing Nicole Richie. scary.

Ugh. I wouldn't fuck Nicole with NFH's dick.