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04-19-2006, 11:46 AM
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you want me to leave your blackjack table, hit 13 on 6.
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Especially at 3rd base.
I can't stand when idiots split 10s. I don't care how hot you are. It makes you a fucking asshole.
TM
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04-19-2006, 11:49 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
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Are you supposed to call shotgun after you get in the front seat?
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04-19-2006, 11:51 AM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
According to msn:
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I'm good on these, with perhaps the exception of needing to sometimes state that not under any circumstances do I want to live in "the 818" or that so and so lives in "the 972".
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04-19-2006, 11:55 AM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Especially at 3rd base.
I can't stand when idiots split 10s. I don't care how hot you are. It makes you a fucking asshole.
TM
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Although very laid back at what other people do, my biggest peeve is when people don't hit 16 against 17 or higher, but sit there and think about it every time. It's not like they have never seen that hand before. I guess another is dealers that give bad advice, or give advice based on a one card game when it is a six card game being played (same issue with cheat cards given away by casinos).
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04-19-2006, 11:57 AM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How else are you suppose to eat Oreos? I thought that was the point?
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Agreed. But you can't make a big show of licking off the filling. So long as you are kind of nonchalant about it, it's ok.
Whippits? What is that?
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04-19-2006, 12:05 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't stand when idiots split 10s. I don't care how hot you are. It makes you a fucking asshole.
TM
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If you had a 20-inch dick, would you cut it in half?
People always say this, but it really doesn't make that much sense.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-19-2006, 12:08 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
According to msn:
25. Request extra sprinkles.
28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
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These are sad prohibitions. I feel badly for men over thirty.
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41. Purchase fireworks.
46. Organize a party bus.
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I've had a lot of fun in the last year because men over thirty did these two things. That we didn't get killed by the fireworks is rather remarkable considering how unbelievably fucked up we were by the amount of alcohol consumed on the party bus. But I can say that being inside a firework as it goes off is pretty cool if you manage not to blow off your hand in the process and you are in an altered state.
Plus, the party bus reduces the chances someone will end up driving drunk in the bar hopping.
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04-19-2006, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Whippits? What is that?
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Nitrous oxide in the small cannisters for making whipped cream. Fill balloon with gas, inhale, kill brain cells, exhale.
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delicious strawberry death!
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04-19-2006, 12:45 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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Hair
How does he think this is an acceptable hairstyle? How? HOW???

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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-19-2006, 12:46 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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American Idol
Son. Of. A. Bitch. Some fucker in Cincinnati won my $265M. Asshole.
American Idol. This week - easy. Bottom 3, Elliot, Pickler. Last one is tougher, probably my boy Ace. Put you money on Pickler with a slight chance that Elliott goes this week.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-19-2006, 12:51 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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need distraction
are there any other sites fun like thesuperficial.com?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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04-19-2006, 12:52 PM
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Hair
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
How does he think this is an acceptable hairstyle? How? HOW???
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It's not slowing him down any. But typical of most billionaires, they surround themselves with yes-men. Who will do whatever and say whatever to keep their job. Personally, I would not want to be the person who is known as The Donald's personal hairstylist - with that fiasco as my body of work. But see other freaky billionaires (I guess in his day he was only a multi-millionaire but whatever.)
 Back in his day, Elvis was a decent looking guy. One wonders what The Donald would look like with a regular haircut.
Of course, it's hard to get rid of your "trademark" but I'd like to see what he'd actually look like.
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04-19-2006, 01:11 PM
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
These are sad prohibitions. I feel badly for men over thirty.
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Based on your general persona, I doubt that you feel badly for men over thirty. As a man over thirty, I would be very happy to have you feel for me and am willing to bet that you would do it very well.
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04-19-2006, 01:12 PM
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need distraction
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04-19-2006, 01:58 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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American Idol
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NotFromHere
Son. Of. A. Bitch. Some fucker in Cincinnati won my $265M. Asshole.
American Idol. This week - easy. Bottom 3, Elliot, Pickler. Last one is tougher, probably my boy Ace. Put you money on Pickler with a slight chance that Elliott goes this week.
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Pickler? Are you nuts?
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