A sad, constant bid for attention

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Monaco is a Principality - there are Princes and Princesses, No Queens.

Theoretically, the Queen of France would also be the Queen of Monaco (kind of like England and Canada), except there isn't one of those either.

What happened to all the Queens?

Since Truman Capote died, there's just no reason to get out of the closet any more.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You're just egging the universe on. Don't go to these places.

And I think they can figure out how mean you are without knowing you -- there are clues!

Maybe my husband tells them ,since I am always sending him to get dinner so that I have some time to fuck the universe back.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FYI, Canada Day is July 1.

It comes earlier on the metric calendar.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FYI, Canada Day is July 1.

That's on the Canadian calendar. In Seattle, Canada is honored many times during the year. You are a large part of the economy. No one wants to piss Canada off.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate it when people do this. You don't NEED 18 napkins. Take 2. If you need another, get up and get it. When did we become so wasteful?

I need 11.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I hate it when people do this. You don't NEED 18 napkins. Take 2. If you need another, get up and get it. When did we become so wasteful?

And what about paper towels? People grab a dozen paper towels because god forbid the fucking towels actually get wet before you throw them away. Aargh, this pisses me off!!!

Someday, the trees are going to come for us all. Don't fuck with the trees.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I need 11.

But of course you need more, you tempt the Universe. Thurgreed's just wasteful. Or sloppy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
And what about paper towels? People grab a dozen paper towels because god forbid the fucking towels actually get wet before you throw them away. Aargh, this pisses me off!!!

Someday, the trees are going to come for us all. Don't fuck with the trees.

the maples scream oppression, and the oaks just shake their heads.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's on the Canadian calendar. In Seattle, Canada is honored many times during the year. You are a large part of the economy. No one wants to piss Canada off.

I wondered aboot* that singing-the-Canada-anthem thing. I thought maybe Edmonton was in line for the next expansion team or something. Certainly it seems more likely that they get one than that LA does.



*Ha! I kiil me!

[Fugee]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Except I am unsure who the Queen of fucking Monaco is. .... Prince Albert? (ouch).

I thought this until the illegitimate kids starting coming out of the woodwork.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Fugee
I thought this until the illegitimate kids starting coming out of the woodwork.

Good point.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe my husband tells them ,since I am always sending him to get dinner so that I have some time to fuck the universe back.

You must be very busy. I think wonk would like to know when it's going to be his turn.

TM

[Shape Shifter]

I went to the very same Starbucks for my post-lunch coffee. I gave them the two dollars I had received as change this morning, and a quarter and two pennies. I let them keep the fucking dime. I hope they don't spend it in one place. Now I just need to get rid of the remaining two quarters, a nickel, and a penny.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
the maples scream oppression, and the oaks just shake their heads.

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck you too. Now I'm taking 19.

And it's better having more than too few when you need them.

TM

You probably leave the water on when you brush your teeth, too.