It was the wrong thread

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How's your gout?

I agree, though. No reason to be a filthy hippie. You can enjoy the weed without all that shiite.

2. Although the junkies habits tend to lead to filthiness no matter what how you slice it. Remember this is Seattle, pot is but a gateway drug.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. Although the junkies habits tend to lead to filthiness no matter what how you slice it. Remember this is Seattle, pot is but a gateway drug.

Work is a gateway experience, to death.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How's your gout?

I agree, though. No reason to be a filthy hippie. You can enjoy the weed without all that shiite.

I call bullshit. I have it on good authority you hate hygiene work.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I call bullshit. I have it on good authority you hate hygiene work.

Depends on what you call hygenic...

I have nice threads and no nose or ear hair, but I don't shave.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Depends on what you call hygenic...

I have nice threads and no nose or ear hair, but I don't shave.

So then you're saying you look like Danny Devito.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
So then you're saying you look like Danny Devito.

worse. it sounds like he is in the pre-op tranny hormone phase

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
worse. it sounds like he is in the pre-op tranny hormone phase

Nttawwt.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Depends on what you call hygenic...

I have nice threads and no nose or ear hair, but I don't shave.

Nice clothes like weirdo Europeans who wear Chanel but never bathe so their clothes are saturated with BO?

This is disturbing in conjunction with the commado thing. I'm getting a homeless-guy-who-has-little-scissors-for-trimming-hair-and-who-gets-handouts-from-the-BH-consignment-stores vibe. Or possibly WH consignment stores.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice clothes like weirdo Europeans who wear Chanel but never bathe so their clothes are saturated with BO?

This is disturbing in conjunction with the commado thing. I'm getting a homeless-guy-who-has-little-scissors-for-trimming-hair-and-who-gets-handouts-from-the-BH-consignment-stores vibe. Or possibly WH consignment stores.

I'm not homeless.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm not homeless.

Yet.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yet.

G.O.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
G.O.

Thanks. T.B., yes?

[Sparklehorse]

I just got an email (presumably spam) that got my attention:

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[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I just got an email (presumably spam) that got my attention:

They might consider outsourcing the writing of their marketing emails.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
They might consider outsourcing the writing of their marketing emails.

So you're not going to run out and hire them to write that brief for you??

I remember people joking about the fear of this a few years back and now some marketing geeneeus is doing it!!