It's all about me

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sorry, but you're not gonna get there with Flinty.

Flinty is concerned almost exclusively with walking upright, doing prehensile exercises, and flirting with FBetties. Our earlier attempts to discern Flinty's political leanings were met with blank stares, which lead me to believe that he's pretty much apolitical -- an "A" instead of an "R."

Even the Atticus Liberal Indoctrination Technique(tm)* didn't work. It's like he's a marker-free white slate. It's maddening.

Gattigap

* Components include:

• One naked bulb in a bare room
• Two parts "West Wing" reruns
• One part free-trade coffee
• One part Fahrenheit 9/11
• One part Wonkette
• One part oral history of the works of Jean Cocteau
• One part A History of God, Karen Armstrong
• One part tutorial in waste hygiene

etf unforgivable faux pas

You forgot the Streisand albums. Atticus and his fucking Streisand albums.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yes. Yes! Ohhhhhh, yes!

serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males). Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club. I've heard that schpeil before. Was just giving them a little more ammo.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Not very good attention. Look again.

I'm sure there's hilarity buried in there somewhere (just right below the surface), but it's lost on me completely.


I am ashamed.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males). Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club. I've heard that schpeil before. Was just giving them a little more ammo.

I will help you with steps 1 and 2 if you like.

[rumpelmints]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Only in those dreams of yours in which I turn into Bea Arthur mid-bj.

How would he tell the difference between you and Bea?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by rumpelmints
How would he tell the difference between you and Bea?

Speaking from personal experience, Bea has more teeth.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by rumpelmints
How would he tell the difference between you and Bea?

He would be able to have his eyes open AND maintain his erection when it's her.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males). Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club. I've heard that schpeil before. Was just giving them a little more ammo.

I'm surrounded by pregnant people lately. I think there must have been some sort of fertility rite done in my immediate vicinity at some point between February and March.

I'll see if I can drop "is the sex better?" in casual conversation somewhere. The person most likely to give me the real intel is still in her first trimester though, and it's been a rocky road for her so far. I think she's happy if she makes it through the day without vomiting, so sex may not be a top priority for her.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males). Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club. I've heard that schpeil before. Was just giving them a little more ammo.

I IM'd my friend's lover. she said after the first trimester the pregnancy hormones make her superhorny which equates to supergreat.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by the Spartan
I IM'd my friend's lover. she said after the first trimester the pregnancy hormones make her superhorny which equates to supergreat.

So was your wife horny enough to engage in marital relations even with you, or did she restrict herself to fucking your best friend during pregnancy?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males).

No need for birth control method + hormones + primal sense of connection to one's fertility + "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die" = good love.

This requires a woman whose first thoughts upon seeing her pregnant body every morning aren't "Jesus, I'm fat, etc." and a man who can stop thinking things like "mucus plug" and "linea negra."

Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club.

We don't need to hear from the women with kids; we need to hear from the women who are with child. Eaten bread is soon forgotten.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
No need for birth control method + hormones + primal sense of connection to one's fertility + "eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die" = good love.

All this requires a woman whose first thoughts upon seeing her pregnant body every morning aren't "Jesus, I'm fat, etc."



We don't need to hear from the women with kids; we need to hear from the women who are with child. Eaten bread is soon forgotten.

So all of the replies from guys have been from guys whose wives are currently carrying? Congrats to you, Ty, Penske and GGG!!! Well, less to Penske, since it's his best friend's kid and not his, but he seems pretty cool with the whole cuckolding thing so maybe congrats are in order.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So was your wife horny enough to engage in marital relations even with you, or did she restrict herself to fucking your best friend during pregnancy?

FWIW, I have a friend who engaged in preggosexxx with a woman who was 8.5 months preggers who was cuckolding her husband at the time. A nice how-dee-doo from Uncle Braddie to the youngster.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
serious or not, I've gotten only replies from the males (hi rp!) of the board. I am taking this to mean that pregnancy sex is not actually that great (for the fe-males). Otherwise the women with kids would have piped in, trying to convince me to join their little club. I've heard that schpeil before. Was just giving them a little more ammo.

It's a foul truth I utter, but the best thing about pregnancy sex is that it's an iron clad excuse not to have it.

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
and a man who can stop thinking things like "mucus plug"

thanks for reminding me, assclam.