Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
The 28 yo is fantastic. The best. I was not interested in the woman - the emails kind of turned me off, so I never met her.

So you guys are an item?

What was the turnoff about the lady? Was she a "bring the Uhaul to the second date" type? Is the L Word giving me the wrong idea about the lesbian community?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you guys are an item?

What was the turnoff about the lady? Was she a "bring the Uhaul to the second date" type? Is the L Word giving me the wrong idea about the lesbian community?

Yes, she was scary in a coming-on-too-strong way.

I am not sure if we are an item. We fuck a lot. He's introduced me to a lot of his friends. Does that make you an item? I never know in this city.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The sad thing is, I really thought I was responding to a wanker post.

I guess I don't need to ask if your obssession with me is waning at all, eh?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So I said to the saleslady, who the hell goes jogging in a 34DD?

And she said, I guess that's why we haven't sold that one yet.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, she was scary in a coming-on-too-strong way.

I am not sure if we are an item. We fuck a lot. He's introduced me to a lot of his friends. Does that make you an item? I never know in this city.

Depends, were the friends clothed when you were introduced? If yes, you are an item. If no, I'm not sure and I will need further details to make a determination.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, she was scary in a coming-on-too-strong way.

I am not sure if we are an item. We fuck a lot. He's introduced me to a lot of his friends. Does that make you an item? I never know in this city.

Let's see --

"Which maple-flavored slut is now being introduced around town by a 28-year old stud (after dumping a certain Loony 'Lectronic Lesbian -- sight unseen)? We can't say, but the word is that the fella in question is 'fantastic' and 'the best.' You go, girl!!!"

Yup. Definitely a blind item.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Depends, were the friends clothed when you were introduced? If yes, you are an item. If no, I'm not sure and I will need further details to make a determination.

Everyone has been clothed when I have been introduced.

I have become excruciatingly boring. When I was younger I once got out of bed naked and went downstairs and introduced myself to all of this guy's housemates. Mind you, I had eaten a shitload of mushrooms. I guess those days are long gone.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Had a law school classmate from a small town in Kentucky. Every year, his town had a contest where the winner would get to go to the top of the courthouse with a rifle and shoot as many pigeons as he could in an hour or so. It was apparently quite the civic event, hosted by the mayor. Boy scouts with pillow cases would run around and pick up the carcasses (what they did with them later, I have no idea). Perhaps you'd like to attend?

Some friends of mine in high school inside the loop used to take their air rifles to the parking lot across the street to go dove hunting at lunch.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Some friends of mine in high school inside the loop used to take their air rifles to the parking lot across the street to go dove hunting at lunch.

I had a boyfriend in grad school who wanted to become a redneck and shed his Grosse Pointe, MI/Yarmouth, ME LL Beanishness, so he brought home a bunny that he roadkilled, made stew, and ate it. He now works for the Fish and Wildlife Service. Every day must be a smorgasbord.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Did anyone here ever fly the Concorde. I just the mothballed one in NYC. It seems way too small to be luxury. Was it just the service that was great, but the room was limited?

But, of course!

It was small, but you arrived in a fraction of the time -- and there were daytime flights, so you didn't have to do that horrible overnight thing.

Service, Schmervice.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


How does one jog with those things?

Isn't this how the term chaffed nips was introduced to the board?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I cannot tell you how wonderful it is to be highlighted in a NotBob subject line.

I love it when you get all sentimental on me like that.

Or snarky -- I haven't decided which that was yet, but since both have the same effect on me, it doesn't really matter.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You know, when I went to Fleet Feet (hi coltrane!) to buy new job bras, the only ones in the criss cross back (the best support IMHO) were 34D and 34DD. I was suitably aggravated as the criss cross bra is a rare gem. So I said to the saleslady, who the hell goes jogging in a 34DD? 36 or 38DD I can understand bc there might be some non petiteness going on, but I would think a 34DD would be sitting at the hotel bar waiting for Mister Martini to materialize with a diamond. The Fleet Feet lady (who is probably a 32A) wasd like, I have friends with 34DDs who run.

Anyway, I am a 36 C or so I have always thought but I wanted the criss cross so badly I tried on 34 D. Then I ran five miles. That bra had such support it was like a cast on my TITS. Those things didnt move. They were just pressed in tight. My one question would be, wouldnt the fakes explode under that kind of pressure?

Regardless of ribcage size, DDs suck to run with. Fortunately, Title 9 stocks bras that look like they were designed by the Army Corps of Engineers.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

A propos of this, I seem to be greeted in the metro every morning by RP.

There's a jockey ad for "An entirely New Bra Collection" and a picture not unlike this:



The only thing detracting from the puppyness is the very curious capitalization (as noted above). Like they're German or something.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Title 9 stocks bras that look like they were designed by the Army Corps of Engineers.

Who could afford one though?