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09-23-2005, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But if you mass mail, the wrong 5 would hold the info over the correct 1, say if she were married or engaged.
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She had no ring, but she may have just been smart enough to take it off before trolling for guys at southern Oregon wineries.
That said, the e-mail would be innocent enough. Not "damn, why didn't we fuck?" Just "hey, did you make it to the wine bar I recommended? How was it?"
Fuck me. I'm sounding like Spanky or something. Though a Georgia accent beats the hell out of a Serbian one.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-23-2005, 03:37 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
It was the Four Seasons. There was no toilet paper in the bowel, what does that indicate?
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Someone got a blumpkin from that girl Sebby dated?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-23-2005, 03:38 PM
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#1533
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I was actually thinking e-mail. Like I said, I think I can narrow it down to about a half-dozen possibilities. Innocent enough; I just want to know how my restuarant recommendation turned out. Also wouldn't mind a review of the new hipster hotel, having blown my chance to actually check it out.
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Dear _____ :
This may seem a little strange, but I am hoping that you're the woman I met while on that business trip to ______ , but I never caught your last name. You: charming accent, great taste in music, wine lover. Me: wedding ring, trembling hands, hard-on that could have cut glass. Remember how I recommended that restaurant to you as my third glass of Two-Buck Chuck slipped from between my sweaty palms? Was it any good? I was wondering if you'd enjoyed your meal that night, as I lay in bed. By myself. So fucking alone. And your hotel seemed really cool - remember how I said I "couldn't possibly" go inside for a nightcap? Well, now I kinda wonder what it looked like inside. Your room. Did I just say that?
Anyway, I hope everything is going well for you. By the way, if this isn't you, please call me anyway.
Thinking of you,
OWR.
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09-23-2005, 03:39 PM
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#1534
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
She had no ring, but she may have just been smart enough to take it off before trolling for guys at southern Oregon wineries.
That said, the e-mail would be innocent enough. Not "damn, why didn't we fuck?" Just "hey, did you make it to the wine bar I recommended? How was it?"
Fuck me. I'm sounding like Spanky or something. Though a Georgia accent beats the hell out of a Serbian one.
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If you were Spanky, you and her would have been at your friend's private vineyard, and you'd be scheduled to start marriage counseling next week.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-23-2005, 03:39 PM
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#1535
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I think you're wrong.
So does this cat.
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Because I love you, in an internet chatboard poster who everyone thinks is a guy playing a girl, but who I met and know is ALL WOMAN crush sort of way, platonically, I will take your word. Is there a bar where the JAPs hang that I can cruise on Mercer Island?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-23-2005, 03:41 PM
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#1536
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Confidential to NFH
Cat pictures are not entertaining. Stop it.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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09-23-2005, 03:44 PM
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#1537
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I was actually thinking e-mail. Like I said, I think I can narrow it down to about a half-dozen possibilities. Innocent enough; I just want to know how my restuarant recommendation turned out. Also wouldn't mind a review of the new hipster hotel, having blown my chance to actually check it out.
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Ollie, you know I love you, in a internet poster whose oeuvre (npi) I admire yet who also carouses with my internet nemesis platonic man-crush sort way, but this is pathetic. You could have pushed the envelope, for fun, and still been legal. You pussed out. Accept it and move on.
You want to scope out some JAPs on Mercer Island this weekend? I know that there is good wine (npi) there.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-23-2005, 03:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by ironweed
Dear _____ :
This may seem a little strange, but I am hoping that you're the woman I met while on that business trip to ______ , but I never caught your last name. You: charming accent, great taste in music, wine lover. Me: wedding ring, trembling hands, hard-on that could have cut glass. Remember how I recommended that restaurant to you as my third glass of Two-Buck Chuck slipped from between my sweaty palms? Was it any good? I was wondering if you'd enjoyed your meal that night, as I lay in bed. By myself. So fucking alone. And your hotel seemed really cool - remember how I said I "couldn't possibly" go inside for a nightcap? Well, now I kinda wonder what it looked like inside. Your room. Did I just say that?
Anyway, I hope everything is going well for you. By the way, if this isn't you, please call me anyway.
Thinking of you,
OWR.
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After I pour the bourbon and pills into the blender, which speed do you recommend? I don't want anything too frothy.
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09-23-2005, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Because I love you, in an internet chatboard poster who everyone thinks is a guy playing a girl, but who I met and know is ALL WOMAN crush sort of way, platonically, I will take your word. Is there a bar where the JAPs hang that I can cruise on Mercer Island?
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Ask Kenny G or his sister. They used to hang with the gang. Or probably any place near Yeshiva High School.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-23-2005, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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White Sox
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Isn't the worst part seeing the Yankee go from being on the verge of out it, to winning the division after Steinbrenner basically threatens them if they don't. Here we sit following teams that haven't had a chance of making the Playoffs for decades. The Yankees make them every year. One year it looks like they might not, and he threatens, I guess, to fire some of them if they don't make it- and they turn it around.
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Right. He never threatened to fire anyone based on performance in the 80s and early 90s did he?
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09-23-2005, 03:48 PM
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#1541
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
After I pour the bourbon and pills into the blender, which speed do you recommend? I don't want anything too frothy.
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Don't forget* the milk to coat the lining of your stomach, and the plastic bag over your head.
I learned this from Nip/Tuck.
* I don't really want you to off yourself, even though it is Friday and you are a skank on the internet. |
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09-23-2005, 03:49 PM
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#1542
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Confidential to Blue Balls
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Cat pictures are not entertaining. Stop it.
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Princess Leia?
Don't blame me for your bitchiness.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-23-2005, 03:49 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Apprentice-Martha Stewart, anyone?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ask Kenny G or his sister. They used to hang with the gang. Or probably any place near Yeshiva High School.
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I think Kenny G moved.
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OMG, that is so weird. I was at YHS two weekends ago. First time ever. True story. TRUE story.
Are you stalking me?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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09-23-2005, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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White Sox
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Right. He never threatened to fire anyone based on performance in the 80s and early 90s did he?
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No, but that was probably because he was suspended from baseball, and his son-in-law was running the team.
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09-23-2005, 03:53 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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You know the scene, very hum-drum
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I know that there is good wine (npi) there.
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See? You can be amusing sometimes. Or I'm a bit loopy from my hard work week.
Well done. Road to recovery. |
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