Meh.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got busted by my gf having sex with another chick in HS. That was no big deal. But the experience left a horrific image in my mind because a friend of mine who was having sex with a girl in another room alerted me that my gf had come in the front door of the apartment by exiting his gf and running down the hall to my room naked. I recall saying "Dude, what the fuck are you doing sporting wood in the hallway?!" His heart was in the right place, but man, was he fucking stupid. My gf and her friend turned on the hall lights and there was was, half hard, standing there like a dope. I locked the door and waited for the screaming. But I never got that nasty image out of my head. There's something so wrong about about a man sporting wood out in the open. Its just so disturbing.

One summer I spent in DC during college I was living in a house in G-Town with 4 or 5 others plus friends who would periodically crash there. One hippie chick roommate was a waitress at some bar and would frequently bring home the flavour of the evening at the end of her shift. She also had a boyfriend who was a college football player at U/MD. One morning, late, 11, a group is hanging in the living room recovering from a late night, when the boyfriend walks in. Hippie chick is upstairs with guy from previous night. Boy friend goes up, screams, scurrying ensue and the next thing we know Mr. One Night Stand comes racing through living room, naked and at half mast and goes out the front door. Loud crash upstairs and ten seconds later boyfriend comes racing through the living room and out the front door in hot pursuit.

Good times.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
STAY AWAY FROM THE CETAPHIL. Its the equivalent of science diet being pushed by a vet.

I use cetaphil to remove makeup before working out or, sometimes, before washing my face etc. at night. It works very well, and isn't drying like using soap would be. I wash my face in the morning, in the post-workout shower, and before bed, and a fourth washing would just be too much.

I even got a cute little bottle of cetaphil to go in my gym bag thingy.

RETS motherfucker, I hate when I'm wrong.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I signed up under RL nickname. If you know that, you can find me.

When I signed up, I thought I wans't doing anything for Thanksgiving, but now I'm going to be out of town without much writing opportunities, so I'm not really expecting to get very far.

This website is a PITA to read. Can you summarize this briefly?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Huge dissent. If you're a guy, DO NOT use any Nivea product on your face. You might as well be wearing face paint. I regularily use Oil of Olay Complete SPF 15 on my face (yes, I'm admitting to this - my face gets really dry b/c I usually shower 2x per day). Once, I borrowed some Nivea. It prevents you from sweating, until, all of a sudden, little beads of sweat appear everywhere. It's like an anti-perspirant for your face, blocking your sweat glands until your sweat is released en masse.

That's the gayest AND proleiest thing you have ever said. All at once. NTTAWWT.

Does anyone remember that Nivea commercial from like the late seventies- early eighties that had a bumch of nude people singing "From your fingers to your toes, you have just one set of permanent clothes?"

It still haunts me.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This website is a PITA to read. Can you summarize this briefly?

National Novel Writing Month

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That's the gayest AND proleiest thing you have ever said. All at once. NTTAWWT.

I admit that it's gay. I don't see how it's prole.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ollie Ollie Oxen Free.

Was that on my dossier?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Was that on my dossier?

It is now.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had the horrowshow of having my folks over to my place and discovering that my wife and I had left a tube of KY next to the bed.

My father laughed his ass off; my mother was clearly bent about being confronted with the issue.

The very worst, worst, worst thing I could imagine would be getting caught tcbing by your mom. A buddy of mine came home shitfaced in high school and went upstairs to work one out to porn. He passed out, lubriderm by his side, dick in his hand. He woke up to his mom gingerly trying to put a blanket over him without waking him.

I'd have to move out the next day.

Just curious, what particular thing to you use KY for? I know you aren't into the chocolate starfish thing, neither giving nor receiving (esp when drunk on budweiser nd fearng the beer shits or whateve ryou said)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This website is a PITA to read. Can you summarize this briefly?

She already did summarize it briefly. A few weeks ago. http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/sho...925#post213925

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I admit that it's gay. I don't see how it's prole.

If you have to ask.........

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I got busted by my gf having sex with another chick in HS. That was no big deal. But the experience left a horrific image in my mind because a friend of mine who was having sex with a girl in another room alerted me that my gf had come in the front door of the apartment by exiting his gf and running down the hall to my room naked. I recall saying "Dude, what the fuck are you doing sporting wood in the hallway?!" His heart was in the right place, but man, was he fucking stupid. My gf and her friend turned on the hall lights and there was was, half hard, standing there like a dope. I locked the door and waited for the screaming. But I never got that nasty image out of my head. There's something so wrong about about a man sporting wood out in the open. Its just so disturbing.

You had your own apartment in HS? How am I ever gonna believe another of your farfetched stories again? sniff.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you have to ask.........

Damn. Off to Jamaica for me...

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does this make sense to you?

It does to me and at least two other people. Three if you count Pesnke. And Not Bob and Hank always get me so that makes six of us.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I use cetaphil to remove makeup before working out or, sometimes, before washing my face etc. at night. It works very well, and isn't drying like using soap would be. I wash my face in the morning, in the post-workout shower, and before bed, and a fourth washing would just be too much.

I even got a cute little bottle of cetaphil to go in my gym bag thingy.

RETS motherfucker, I hate when I'm wrong.

You have a gym bag and work out? How am I supposed to believe one of your far fetched stories ever again? sniff.