Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[notcasesensitive]

E/O, wake up, the TdF is over...

How about "where hollywood legends come to die..."

Quite dramatic.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by NYStud
I'm sorry, but NO gay man drinks White Zinfandel. Trust me on that.

Edited to say: Sorry Atticus. I should read before posting.

I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, but my brother, who loves white zinfandel (and he's a bartender) would be disappointed to find out that he's been sleeping with men all these years and he isn't even gay. What a waste.

[NotFromHere]

From the "I can't stoop any lower file..."

Dognapper demands $10,000 ransom
COPENHAGEN, Denmark, July 29 — A dognapper in Denmark said he will kill a 13-year old beagle and send his owners a video tape of the dastardly act if his ransom demand for $10,000 is not met, police said on Tuesday. “SKIPPER,” WHO is so infirm his owners had recently begun taking him out for his perambulations in a child’s stroller, was reported missing last Wednesday.
“Since then the couple has spoken to the blackmailer four or five times, but we have advised them not to answer the phone anymore,” said a police officer in the small town of Bogense on the island of Fuen in central Denmark.
Poor Skipper

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Jesus would not be a hater. YMMV

Perhaps you are correct. Instead of a hater, Jesus appears to be a dater .

I, however, just call them like I see, hear, or taste them. FOW is, in all honestly, pretty crappy.

And it should be very apparent that I am not Lester for fuck sake.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
E/O, wake up, the TdF is over...

How about "where hollywood legends come to die..."

Quite dramatic.

that's good.

much better than" no fatties need apply," as it seemed from yesterday's posts.

edited to add: i am not not so much into death these days, so i focused on the drama.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
But for the purposes of educating the others...Mr. Dobolina was part of a Monkees song...Zilch.
Mr. Dobolina Mr. Bob Dobolina
Mr. Dobolina Mr. Bob Dobolina
[etc.]

Well, not really a song - more like rap.

If you wanted to post the rap song, you should have. Del Tha Funky Homosapien's Mistadobolina:

[Chorus: "Mistadobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina. . .]

Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina Mistabobdobalina
won't you quit
you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
you're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya
why don't you behave ya little rugrat
take a little tip from the tabloid
because I know I'm not paranoid
when I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me
now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me
but it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes
you used to front big time now I suppose
that everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted
you used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
so you gotta kick it with the homies
but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies
me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a
brother who could look like Mista, Mista, Mistadobalina...
[Chorus]
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
you thought ya could manipulate
you thought you could fool me
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
?_____? put me on a stump and then he schooled me
friends can be fraudulent
just you wait and see
first he was my moneygrip
then he stole my honeydip
mistadobalina is a serpent
don't you agree
the little two-tima
resembles Aunt Jemima
with jeans and a dirty white hoodie
seems like he wouldn't be a snake
or would he
disguises come in all sizes and shapes
notice the facade of the snakes
they all catch the vapes
even though last year they was GQ
took a little time before the D-E-L could see through
the mask
all I had to do was ask ?_____? and Kwame
and my man responded they would bomb a
fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
the way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees
you need to take heed and quit being such a groupie
ever since I did a little show in Guadeloupee
I neva saw a groupie like you
but what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew
but D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters
so I would suggest
that ya try to impress Uncle Fester
dobolina
because ya don't impress me
dobolina
the style of dress is not the key
dobolina
it's all in the mind and the heart
so you should start
by remembering ya gotta pay a fee
dobolina
[Chorus]

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by evenodds
That's a lie! A big dirty lie!

Even(according to rumors I have heard, it was 2001)Odds

First of all, PJ doesn't belong on the same board, let alone the same TV as me, so any reality show on which she would appear would have to be banished to the land of "Elimidate."

Second of all, E/O you wish.

TM

[bilmore]

If anyone is left alive and caring at this point, here's a good article on the fallacy of the marginal-cost-pricing argument that seems to underlie the "music's too expensive" DL rationale:

Here!

[evenodds]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Second of all, E/O you wish.

Dearest, Thurgreed, your rejection haunts me to this day.

[mr. bob dobolina]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
From the "I can't stoop any lower file..."

Dognapper demands $10,000 ransom
COPENHAGEN, Denmark, July 29 — A dognapper in Denmark said he will kill a 13-year old beagle and send his owners a video tape of the dastardly act if his ransom demand for $10,000 is not met,

Amazing. Europe is really a cess pool of idiots. I'd love to see one of these Europussies try to heist my rottie. Once the pooche's jaws of death had the clamp down on his sorry ass, the kidnapper would be looking at munching on a 140-grain, Remington Premier Ballistic tip .30-06 round.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Photographing the Famous, Even Those of an X-Rated World:

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/07/29/ar...IMO.html?8hpib



Thurgreed(she looks good there)Marshall

[evenodds]

Originally posted by mr. bob dobolina
Amazing. Europe is really a cess pool of idiots. I'd love to see one of these Europussies try to heist my rottie.

Take your sockery back to Politics.

[mr. bob dobolina]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you wanted to post the rap song, you should have. Del Tha Funky Homosapien's Mistadobolina:

[Chorus: "Mistadobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina. . .]

Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina Mistabobdobalina
won't you quit
you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior
you're gonna make me flip and then an army couldn't save ya
why don't you behave ya little rugrat
take a little tip from the tabloid
because I know I'm not paranoid
when I say I saw ya tryin' to mock me
now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me
but it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes
you used to front big time now I suppose
that everything's cool since the style of apparel you adopted
you used to make fun of but now you wanna rock it
so you gotta kick it with the homies
but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies
me and CM-PX thought about this and never have we seen a
brother who could look like Mista, Mista, Mistadobalina...
[Chorus]
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
you thought ya could manipulate
you thought you could fool me
Ooooo, ooooo, mistadobalina
?_____? put me on a stump and then he schooled me
friends can be fraudulent
just you wait and see
first he was my moneygrip
then he stole my honeydip
mistadobalina is a serpent
don't you agree
the little two-tima
resembles Aunt Jemima
with jeans and a dirty white hoodie
seems like he wouldn't be a snake
or would he
disguises come in all sizes and shapes
notice the facade of the snakes
they all catch the vapes
even though last year they was GQ
took a little time before the D-E-L could see through
the mask
all I had to do was ask ?_____? and Kwame
and my man responded they would bomb a
fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules
the way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees
you need to take heed and quit being such a groupie
ever since I did a little show in Guadeloupee
I neva saw a groupie like you
but what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew
but D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters
so I would suggest
that ya try to impress Uncle Fester
dobolina
because ya don't impress me
dobolina
the style of dress is not the key
dobolina
it's all in the mind and the heart
so you should start
by remembering ya gotta pay a fee
dobolina
[Chorus]

TM

I should know the genesis of my own name, but seems like Im out of the loop. Was this guy the 5th Monkee? the Pete Best one?

[mr. bob dobolina]

Originally posted by evenodds
Take your sockery back to Politics.

I see Billmore gave you back your bong. Congratulations. I'm not surprised with your defense of the europeans, anyone who loves the tour d'france so much, must be a Parisian emigree or a francophile of another sort.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Perhaps you are correct. Instead of a hater, Jesus appears to be a dater .

I, however, just call them like I see, hear, or taste them. FOW is, in all honestly, pretty crappy.

And it should be very apparent that I am not Lester for fuck sake.

I'll go with either Atticus or Bilmore. They are the only two who stick in my mind for having the ability to do that rename-the-link thing. Of course I haven't searched back to see if either of them has posted either a love or hate of FOW, a fact which makes this attempted de-socking all the lamer.

Sigh.