Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Now, now, Flinty. I'm sure it is not because you are ugly. Ugly people get hit on all the time, and not just on anonymous laywer internet chat boards. The majority of the country is ugly and they are all out there hitting on each other left and right. If you are not getting hit on, I'm sure it has more to do with a personality defect.

Accord. If you're ugly probably your mom and dad are also ugly and they both found someone.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Was there ever any doubt?
http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

Is that Mattel's special Siegfried and Roy box set? If so, where is Montecore?

And Ken is from California, correct? Because the blond is wearing an earring in the left ear.

[notcasesensitive]

realityblurred has announced that Showtime is developing "Make Me Cool", I show in which 4 black people (possibly as hip as that dreamy Carson) will try to do the impossible - make middle america less dorky.

the story: If a Showtime-ordered pilot is successful, the network may soon air a reality TV series that follows three or four black people making over "uncool" people of all races. Created by the producers behind the porn industry series Family Business, Showtime wants to do this show because "[a] lot of the coolest stuff emanates from the black culture. That culture seems to have the hold on stuff that is going to be cool tomorrow -- they know it today," Showtime's entertainment president Robert Greenblatt tells The Hollywood Reporter. The network has ordered one as-yet-unproduced episode of Make Me Cool, but Greenblatt is already saying the show will have more depth than Queer Eye: "I think the dialogue between different cultures and races will be more explicit and frank. This will be more sociologically interesting than what fork to use and how to make a mushroom roulade."

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
All this conversation about married and unmarried men getting hit on has lead me to a single conclusion: I must be one ugly motherfucker.

Thanks for the pep talk.

Naw, flinty. It's probably just that you need some help with your sex-rap. I'd ask Hank for pernters.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you're ugly probably your mom and dad are also ugly

So how do you explain Chelsea Clinton then?

it is OK to talk about people being ugly on this board, right?

[bold_n_brazen]

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you're ugly probably your mom and dad are also ugly
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Originally posted by Not Me
So how do you explain Chelsea Clinton then?

it is OK to talk about people being ugly on this board, right?

Easy. Her mom and dad are ugly.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Easy. Her mom and dad are ugly.

Not to the degree that she is.

[Atticus Grinch]

It takes a special kind of idiot to quit mere days before oral argument before the Supreme Court and not tell your client it's been scheduled for hearing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Naw, flinty. It's probably just that you need some help with your sex-rap. I'd ask Hank for pernters.

Well my sexrap isn't that good. but I do think I can distill the essence of the smoothest person I've seen:

always act cool. make offhand asides; be confident! and, remember, if a convo isn't going your way tell the other person they're stupid or boring and need to start wearing a helmet.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Me
So how do you explain Chelsea Clinton then?

it is OK to talk about people being ugly on this board, right?

Are you serious? Hillary has legs that belong on a piano, an ass wider than two strike zones and a face that could scare a dog off a meat wagon.

Bill may have a WC Fields cauliflower nose, but otherwise, he's a normal looking cat. Compared to his wife, he's Pierce Brosnan.

How could poor Chelsea avoid being ugly?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It takes a special kind of idiot to quit mere days before oral argument before the Supreme Court and not tell your client it's been scheduled for hearing.

I have a client who lost on a default patent infringement claim in FRANCE for this reason. When the client contacted the manging partner of the Cabinet, Monsieur repondez essentially "you were going to lose anyway, all we did, really, was hold down the fees."

If you know anyone at the Cali firm, the excuse is public domain.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
So how do you explain Chelsea Clinton then?

it is OK to talk about people being ugly on this board, right?

What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying you think one or more of the Clintons are NOT ugly? Which one(s)? This intrigues me.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Article on pond hockey:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/02/12/sp...OND.html?8hpib

I have been having such a day, don't-cha know. And what with my boys dropping another two in a row..oh my. But I am sure that you can all appreciate the excitement of the final 1:49 when all hell broke loose and there were 17 penalties called on each team, with the Thrashers getting 103 minutes and Edmonton 95. We lost our goalie to the brawl (the other having left the game earlier with a groin problem) -- it is not often one gets to see goalies fight one another.

And then I finally get to sign on..to the place where everyone knows my name..and I see this. I haven't even opened the article yet but I know it will be good.

All that matters is that I know that you like me..you really do. And you didn't even try to hide it by sending me this article in private. I feel so much better now..."oooh, child, things are gonna get easier. ohhh, child, things will get brighter."

Thank you. I knew in my heart that you are not really the way that the others here portray you.

:kisscheek :love:

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying you think one or more of the Clintons are NOT ugly? Which one(s)? This intrigues me.

forchrissakes ABBA, didn't you have an epiphany this morning?
How many times must we tell you - do not poke the bear.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying you think one or more of the Clintons are NOT ugly? Which one(s)? This intrigues me.

There was a point at which Hillary was passably attractive.