Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
your life seriously lost coolness points with this post.

Hey, that's wedded bliss...

Not even Keith Richards is impurvious to the power of spousal nagging and needling.

Would it be cooler if I told you I didn't back down when the Mrs. argued with me? Only a fool wins an argument with his wife.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Good to know you just wanted validation, not actual opinions on the etiquette.

I just want your validation. That's all I ever wanted.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its like when I get home, cook food, eat it and leave the dishes in the sink for an hour while I eat and watch television. My wife comes in and demands I immediately put the dishes in the dishwasher. I explain over an over, "Honey, before I can do that, I have to scrape the stuff off them, which takes time, and by the time I completed such a task, my food would be cold, frustrating the point of cooking alltogether. And besides, what's the big deal with having a few dishes in the sink for one hour?"

Speaking of, has anyone heard anything about the upcoming ABC reality show "Wife Swap?" I saw a mention of it in a yahoo article, but I'm afraid to google for it.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This is Paigow's way of passive-agressively telling you that the elliptical machine is for pussies.

Wrong-o, little man. As I am sure the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct, or at least you will, the ellipse is a decent workout. However, if you are able to actually process reading material, including Us Weekly, then you probalby arent working out to your fullest potential. You are probably maybe doing the equivlaent of a brisk walk at best. And I am sure the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct when I say it is much harder to run on the treadmill than do whatever one does on the ellipse bc you are actually carrying your baggage as opposed to haveing the machine carry it for you. You of all people should know this, Personal Best.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
your life seriously lost coolness points with this post.

Right. I am picturing some slob who is too pussed out to actually run outside like a real man. trailing Vanity Fair subscription cards in his wake, making a huge mess and then sprawling on the couch eating twice what he burned off on the stairmaster while his nagging wife wags a finger at him.

Makes me glad I am not married.

[Not Me]

Just curious. I couldn't care less.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've stopped committing this crime. Instead, I walk TWO blocks from Penns Station and hail a cab. I feel that's sufficient distance that I'm not stealing cabs. And the fact that I walked that far entitles me to any cab I might be stealing.

I call bullshit. YOu walk around the corner and then just as far as you need to go to find as asshole cab driver who will pick you up instead of gonig to the cabstand.

but at least NYC, and all other cabbies, dont pull that DC Cab bullshit of picking someone up before they drop you off.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wrong-o, little man. As I am sure the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct, or at least you will, the ellipse is a decent workout. However, if you are able to actually process reading material, including Us Weekly, then you probalby arent working out to your fullest potential. You are probably maybe doing the equivlaent of a brisk walk at best. And I am sure the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct when I say it is much harder to run on the treadmill than do whatever one does on the ellipse bc you are actually carrying your baggage as opposed to haveing the machine carry it for you. You of all people should know this, Personal Best.

Um, it seems like you're agreeing with me that it's not a very tough workout, or at least not as tough as other workouts, or that by reading during the workout, Sebby isn't working out very hard.

All tend to confirm that you think Sebby's workout is for pussies.



Don't worry, we're still staring at your ass in yoga.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Um, it seems like you're agreeing with me that it's not a very tough workout, or at least not as tough as other workouts, or that by reading during the workout, Sebby isn't working out very hard.

All tend to confirm that you think Sebby's workout is for pussies.



Don't worry, we're still staring at your ass in yoga.

wrong-o, skippy. WHat I was saying is that workign out on an ellipse while reading a mag is for pussies. you originally said that working out on the ellipse is for pussies.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hear Horatio Sanz is planning to make a movie out of his most memorable charater, . . . um . . . ah . . . fuck it. He's not making a movie.

He sure isn't. As the current "fat, wacky guy" on SNL his lifespan can be measured in hours.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All tend to confirm that you think Sebby's workout is for pussies.

And 15 minutes? That's really not enough time to get through Agony & Ecstasy, Confessions, the Carnal Couselor, and take the quiz. And you can just forget about the Bedside Astrologer.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Makes me glad I am not married.

Yeah, you and a couple billion bachelors worldwide.

eta: and the single lesbian population of the people's republic of Taxachussets.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ironweed
He sure isn't. As the current "fat, wacky guy" on SNL his lifespan can be measured in hours.

Didn't he do that gay cruise movie with Cuba Gooding (who the fuck picks rolls for that guy? Would someone shoot that person?!?)? The one that was in theaters for all of one weekend?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
wrong-o, skippy. WHat I was saying is that workign out on an ellipse while reading a mag is for pussies. you originally said that working out on the ellipse is for pussies.

Well, you also said this:

"And I am sure the board will mainly agree that I am mostly correct when I say it is much harder to run on the treadmill than do whatever one does on the ellipse bc you are actually carrying your baggage as opposed to haveing the machine carry it for you."

Which means that you think the ellipse is an easier workout.

Hence, a workout for pussies.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Its like when I get home, cook food, eat it and leave the dishes in the sink for an hour while I eat and watch television. My wife comes in

You get home before your wife? What's the deal, slacker?