imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Okay, if this is what Slave looks like, I want to fuck Slave.

(And yes, I know, this is the second time I've said this in like a week. Which must be a sign of the apocolypse or something.)

Honey, if this is what gets you hot, it might be time for a divorce. But I am sure you can pick up a Caldor's catalog and turn to the boys underwear section if thats your thing.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That would require developing a personality.

I didn't know personality = a hyperactive ego coupled with a Jungian shadow.

We should all so sublimate our ids!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That would require developing a personality.

Jealous that he's able to achieve his look naturally?

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=hairless+cat/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=132199b8o/EXP=1106788170/*-http%3A//www.geeknewz.com/imagedb/albums/userpics/10032/thumb_Hairless%20Cat.jpg[/IMG]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Seeing as how it works out to about $50/hour, day and night, I would say yes.

A guy like Wonk, you know with more space at the forehead, could probably command even more.

While I couldnt quickly find a color pic bc I guess NAMBLA ruined that for us, here is a little something to picture the next time you make love with your husband.

HOT.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
How dare she presume to be on my newly-formed ignore list. As if I would care enough about her trivial musing to go through the extremely minor administrative process of cyber-ignoring her.

Her vapidity probably generates more unworthy posts than anyone. If she were on ignore- my test before I hit send- "is this the most vapid post in the last 15 minutes?" would more often point to "don't post." Since I read all her posts, my test hardly ever says "abort!"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
she did this with other guys, so y'all can save your wisecracks about my technique. Asshats.

but they were all Canadians, right?

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't know personality = a hyperactive ego coupled with a Jungian shadow.

We should all so sublimate our ids!

The GF now you reading Dr. Phil books? How cute.

who is sendimg me links to their Slave photo collection. Here is a nice head shot of him in his legendary boa.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Lizard killer.

And just like that, a new reality show for you. Tons of painters to gawk at.
http://<a href="http://www.bravotv.c...er_hdr.jpg</a>

Bravo turns the world of modeling on its high-heels by focusing the camera on the ever-neglected world of male fashion models with the first-ever search for the hottest male model. Watch as unsuspecting men are plucked from the streets and invited to participate in a series of challenges to determine who has the looks, style, stamina and charisma to be a male supermodel. Manhunt: The Search for America's Most Gorgeous Male Model will break fashion industry stereotypes as a group of young newcomers compete for the ultimate prize: a $100,000 contract with top international modeling agency, IMG.

Manhunt consists of eight, one-hour episodes and will follow twenty men as scouts pluck them from America's streets, bars, gyms and colleges to see if they have the look, the fire and the style to be a model.

Plucked from the streets.
Too bad that Carmen Elektra is the host. Otherwise, this might be fun. I would like to have been talent scout for that. I have a good eye. And I'm not afraid to use it.

George. Fred's gay.


edited to remove photo fucking up the margins e/o

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The GF now you reading Dr. Phil books? How cute.

Is Joseph Conrad not man enough for you? Is that what MAXIM tells you? Or is it Esquire? You may be the gayest* heterosexual male ever. My friends would kick my ass for shaving my chest, and rightly so.

*NTTAWWT

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is Joseph Conrad not man enough for you? Is that what MAXIM tells you? Or is it Esquire? You may be the gayest* heterosexual male ever. My friends would kick my ass for shaving my chest, and rightly so.

*NTTAWWT

What about your back?
And you mean Robert Conrad.


Because he's man enough.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Friendly advice - don't stay in a hotel where there is a conference of Evangelical Christians taking place. On one hand, there is no one in the bar, on the other hand you get dirty looks when you walk out and get to overhear lots of conversations about biblical verses in the elevator. Too bad I forgot most of the liberal knowledge I had about the Old Testament. Sarah and Ruth had a lot to say back in the day.

Is it fair to ask for booked conventions when making reservations?

Two years in a row, my wife took a kid for a visit to family at the Cherry Hill generic hotel.

first year she came back raving about the convention there. It was somehow tied to Southern Baptists, and featured old black ladies, sans spouses, and mostly wearing really elaborate hats. The hats made all lobby time quite fun.

Next year? It was NAAFA'a annual convention. http://www.naafa.org/

1 don't go near the pool
2 don't expect to eat at restaurant at hotel, or receive delivery anytime soon.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
What about your back?

Sigh. I guess "Canadian" just isn't going to happen. It's like the new "fetch".

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/25/he...ef=login&8hpib

"Susan's desire for sex had vanished along with her depressed mood.

'I kind of miss it, but I feel really bad for my husband, who's getting very frustrated,' she said. "

Great, a psycho who won't put out. I would have just nailed one of the paras in the office.