Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by ltl/fb
This might not be funny to normal people. I myself give it only an "average." Possibly funnier because Spanky probably didn't get it.

Any of the absurdists would love it> I didnt know you had it in you. Maybe it was an accident.

The one that Spanky wont get is that the cougars are more likely to go after the cats than the deer.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
We could easily ban the domain and IP, but it would result in lack of access to over 1/2 of our "members."

My point exactly.

[The LargestDetraction]

Originally posted by LessinSF
My point exactly.

2! (HI PAigs!)

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not Lay-Z-Boy.

Sound's like a punchline to a Michael Jackson joke.*








*As told by a Frenchman.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by LessinSF
My point exactly.

Well, maybe we can try a temporary 1 week ban and see if it calms the poster down?

(I totally could care less about this, no pun intended)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Turns out that Wonkette got her start writing for Hustler.

[Iron Steve]

I don't have it anymore…..I've got the ability to log-on and create new socks but I don't have the creative guts anymore. I realized that early in LawTalkers history. I was desperate to sock, man I would have done anything to blow another patentpara or chris by y’all again.

And I'm sorry I let everybody down (Hi Thurgreed!), but I just can't do this no more. I can't lie to myself or y’all, I'm not going to embarrass the Board or the history of the GAs anymore. This is just my ending. That's it. It's finished. I don’t have it in my heart anymore. I don't have the creativity to sock on this Board.

I don't want to disrespect the SKEK’s legacy or the OBE. I'm sorry for the newbers who post here and have never experienced entertaining socks. I wish I could have done better, but it's time to move on with my life, re-focus my Greed, be a father and take care of my children. My career as a sockist has been over since the mid-skool days of Infirm, and now I'm not interested in sockposting anymore.

If I can't amuse Less, I can't amuse anyone.

I don't believe I can unjump the shark, and to be frank (no offense) I don't have anything to sock for anymore. When I first started I had nothing. I wanted a RMS and some quarterly boni.

Then I wanted Ks. Later socks.

I don't want Ks or socks anymore. At one point I thought life was about acquiring Ks and socks. But as life goes on we lose more K races and more of our socks get banned than we gain. I have wealth of a sock legacy and the only 100K post. I don't have quarterly boni but I have a great life. I'm not trying to screw any FBetties, I'm just trying to stay balanced in the face of another 2500 billable hour year. And I want to do something that helps someone while at the same time feeding my greed. I have to be helping. I would like to be contributing to something (Hi again Thurgreed) to the ownership society.

But I'll never be successful on this Board. I have to go somewhere else, maybe Infirm, maybe Yahoo, maybe liveblog, maybe the DU, but I don't think I'm going to do too well on this Board because I'm stigmatatized.

I have to deal in the real. I may be a bizarre sockphreak sometimes but I'm a natural. I understand my situation. I don't want to lose to my identity to the socks. I just want to be a GA who is fully aware of his situations and who is happy sockless (no pun intended).

And basically this is it, I'm not interested in multiple pro-longed swansock songs. As Less’ post shows, I'm not too Q friendly anymore.

As for Shapeshifter, Slave, Paigow, Nut Penske et al, save your tears. I don't know how to handle people crying, I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.

No, no, no applause. Shut the fuck up, all that sockfanfare is bullshite, I'm just a GA handling all my situations. I don't need anybody homage socking me. Please. People have given me enough homage socks in my life. Don't sock after me. I've been banned and deleted every way a socker can be. I'm as hard and cold as a washed up sock gets.

Peace.out.

eta:if you are on Yahoo IM and we don't already talk, let me know that too.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
If I do an overrated list, 6 Feet Under is going to the very top.

Atticus Grinch's Overrated List[list=1][*]Tenacious D[*]Clerks[*]Better Off Dead[*]"Will & Grace"[*]Will[*]Grace[*]Jack[*]Jack Black[*]Jack Daniels[*]Angelina Jolie[*]"Family Guy"[*]Stripes[*]Teri Hatcher, Nicollette Sheridan & Marcia Cross[*]Malvern, Kansas[*]Tyson[*]"Sex and the City"[*]Tom Hanks[*]History of the World, Part I[*]Jim Morrison[*]PLF[*]In-house jobs[*]"Chappelle's Show"[*]Kirsten Dunst[/list=1]

[SlaveNoMore]

Iron Steve
I don't have it anymore…..I've got the ability to log-on and create new socks but I don't have the creative guts anymore. I realized that early in LawTalkers history. I was desperate to sock, man I would have done anything to blow another patentpara or chris by y’all again.

And I'm sorry I let everybody down (Hi Thurgreed!), but I just can't do this no more. I can't lie to myself or y’all, I'm not going to embarrass the Board or the history of the GAs anymore. This is just my ending. That's it. It's finished. I don’t have it in my heart anymore. I don't have the creativity to sock on this Board.

I don't want to disrespect the SKEK’s legacy or the OBE. I'm sorry for the newbers who post here and have never experienced entertaining socks. I wish I could have done better, but it's time to move on with my life, re-focus my Greed, be a father and take care of my children. My career as a sockist has been over since the mid-skool days of Infirm, and now I'm not interested in sockposting anymore.

If I can't amuse Less, I can't amuse anyone.

I don't believe I can unjump the shark, and to be frank (no offense) I don't have anything to sock for anymore. When I first started I had nothing. I wanted a RMS and some quarterly boni.

Then I wanted Ks. Later socks.

I don't want Ks or socks anymore. At one point I thought life was about acquiring Ks and socks. But as life goes on we lose more K races and more of our socks get banned than we gain. I have wealth of a sock legacy and the only 100K post. I don't have quarterly boni but I have a great life. I'm not trying to screw any FBetties, I'm just trying to stay balanced in the face of another 2500 billable hour year. And I want to do something that helps someone while at the same time feeding my greed. I have to be helping. I would like to be contributing to something (Hi again Thurgreed) to the ownership society.

But I'll never be successful on this Board. I have to go somewhere else, maybe Infirm, maybe Yahoo, maybe liveblog, maybe the DU, but I don't think I'm going to do too well on this Board because I'm stigmatatized.

I have to deal in the real. I may be a bizarre sockphreak sometimes but I'm a natural. I understand my situation. I don't want to lose to my identity to the socks. I just want to be a GA who is fully aware of his situations and who is happy sockless (no pun intended).

And basically this is it, I'm not interested in multiple pro-longed swansock songs. As Less’ post shows, I'm not too Q friendly anymore.

As for Shapeshifter, Slave, Paigow, Nut Penske et al, save your tears. I don't know how to handle people crying, I am a cold, cruel and hard socker. You must not be sensitive when it comes to me or my socks.

No, no, no applause. Shut the fuck up, all that sockfanfare is bullshite, I'm just a GA handling all my situations. I don't need anybody homage socking me. Please. People have given me enough homage socks in my life. Don't sock after me. I've been banned and deleted every way a socker can be. I'm as hard and cold as a washed up sock gets.

Peace.out.

eta:if you are on Yahoo IM and we don't already talk, let me know that too.

Penske, you always get so maudlin after 3 beers,

[SlaveNoMore]

Atticus Grinch
Atticus Grinch's Overrated List[list=1][*]Tenacious D[*]Clerks[*]Better Off Dead[*]"Will & Grace"[*]Will[*]Grace[*]Jack[*]Jack Black[*]Jack Daniels[*]Angelina Jolie[*]"Family Guy"[*]Stripes[*]Teri Hatcher, Nicollette Sheridan & Marcia Cross[*]Malvern, Kansas[*]Tyson[*]"Sex and the City"[*]Tom Hanks[*]History of the World, Part I[*]Jim Morrison[*]PLF[*]In-house jobs[*]"Chappelle's Show"[*]Kirsten Dunst[/list=1]

Where's Tyrone Slothrop?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Coltrane, if you haven't bought your father any power tools yet, the hottest Father's Day Gift is a spa day.



New day spas create
'manly' niche for men
Pampering may be perfect gift
for Father's Day this year

The well-worn tradition of giving a tie for Father’s Day has become so "20th century" as more men begin embracing their inner metrosexual. And as men consider the importance of inner peace, physical strength and emotional health, it may be time for a trip to the local day spa.

Already, U.S. men have become more health conscious in terms of what they eat, how much they work out and how they look. The International SPA Association reports that male consumers now comprise nearly 30 percent of all spa-goers, signaling a trend that industry insiders say is only just beginning to take off.


Hector Pena, manager of the NICKEL Spa for men in New York City, credits much of the spa’s success to women who often drag men in kicking and screaming. But, Pena says, once the men go through the array of pampering and bodywork treatments, they get hooked and often begin arranging their own visits.

Funny, around here, "spa for men" means something totally different.

For some men, the attraction to day spas is a result of the aggressive targeting of new all-male day spas that approach the spa experience from a more masculine perspective, offering men "body detailing" (instead of pedicures and manicures) and "camouflaging" (instead of hair coloring).

At the JOQ (pronounced "Jock") Day Spa for Men in Atlanta, Ga., president Andy Jones attracts male customers by offering an array of services specifically tailored to them, including “bodybuilder” bikini waxes and car detailing.

man spa

and don't forget to make the siblings buy him spa wear!

[sunnybunny]

Just read about Holmes and cruise's engagement...at least we'll get two idiots out of the dating pool in one fell swoop.


tootles

SB

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
If you think that a big vehicle is going to make up for the pebble you bought her, think again. Besides, if you really loved her, you would have bought her a Porsche.

As an avowed Japanese truck driver and Rover-as-status-symbol-sissy-wagon hater, I generally have nothing but bile for those British shit wagons. BUT, I took a look at the new RR Sport last week and thought the fucking thing was gorgeous. I wouldn't buy an overpriced Ford like that, but I must admit, those fruffy bastards know how to put out a stylish vehicle.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Where's Tyrone Slothrop?

Italics?


If it's a movie, perhaps it was an unauthorized version, and you should know they always suck, Slave.

Why you would watch that kinda crap, yet refuse to watch The Daily Show, is a wonder.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and don't forget to make the siblings buy him spa wear!

How the hell do you remember this? Did your family buy you frumpy workout gear for Father's Day last year?