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sebastian_dangerfield · 08-18-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?

Yes. In fact, I'm trying to get her a Bounty endoresment. So far, Proctor & Gamble has responded only with cease and desist letters. Cagey bastards know how to negotiate. I like their style.

Shape Shifter · 08-18-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is your Woman more absorbent than your sheets?

He is spongeworthy.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-18-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you suggesting I need more Gatorade?

Lord no. Every time I think of Gatorade I think of Keith Jackson. I think the world of Jackson as an announcer, but he’s a terribly unsexy man.

ltl/fb · 08-18-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's the disco mitt, stupid.

I am with b'n'b on the splooge being more of the issue, and unless extravagantly lied to on a regular basis by an array of people who don't even know each other, I'm fully hydrated.

Maybe sebby's is just really concentrated?

After sex on the sheets does the wife like prop her hips up until you can bring a handful of tissues over? WTF?

And what detrimental effect do the various effluvia of sex have on sheets of any kind? Are high thread count sheets not washable? I don't get why the thread count matters. I could see where if they were sheets you had to have dry cleaned, having lots of obvious spots on them could be mildly embarrassing, but I'd think you'd take pride in knowing that the dry cleaner knows how much sex you are having.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-18-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's the disco mitt, stupid.

I shave. Landing strip.

Penske_Account · 08-18-2005, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lord no. Every time I think of Gatorade I think of Keith Jackson. I think the world of Jackson as an announcer, but he’s a terribly unsexy man.

Yes, but Gatorade can still help you beat the bonk.

dtb · 08-18-2005, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Careful. You're starting to sound like debtslave.

That's it. I'm never speaking to you again.

Penske_Account · 08-18-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I shave. Landing strip.

tiddiness is next to godliness, babyjesus style.

Replaced_Texan · 08-18-2005, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yes. In fact, I'm trying to get her a Bounty endoresment. So far, Proctor & Gamble has responded only with cease and desist letters. Cagey bastards know how to negotiate. I like their style.

Heh. After I passed the bar and needed some cash, I did two weeks of discovery for an Amway subsidary in the Proctor & Gamble "you alligned us with Satan!" defamation suit. It was an interesting set of documents that I had to go through.

dtb · 08-18-2005, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I wonder what she was thinking of that sweater tied around your neck.

TM

Ha! I wish I'd had a sweater tied around my neck. It is freakin' freezing indoors! When I bought my snazzy new jeans, I had to wear a sweater while waiting for the fitting person, because I was so damned cold. The saleslady tried to get me to buy it, but I told her I was wearing only so I wouldn't freeze to death. She was disappointed, but she understood. At least she did when she lowered the hood of her parka and I didn't have to communicate with sign language.

Replaced_Texan · 08-18-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Ha! I wish I'd had a sweater tied around my neck. It is freakin' freezing indoors! When I bought my snazzy new jeans, I had to wear a sweater while waiting for the fitting person, because I was so damned cold. The saleslady tried to get me to buy it, but I told her I was wearing only so I wouldn't freeze to death. She was disappointed, but she understood. At least she did when she lowered the hood of her parka and I didn't have to communicate with hand signals.

I popped into Banana Republic for half a second after lunch this afternoon, and nearly froze before I got halfway in the door. I couldn't understand why they had the air conditioning so low until I looked around and realized that the beginning of the fall line has come in. It's sort of hard to sell sweater coats when it's 94 degrees outside.

LessinSF · 08-18-2005, 05:32 PM

http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data2/...es/c047980.pdf - discovery referee does not have absolute legal immunity to physically assault attorney in case before him. Phew!

Not Bob · 08-18-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It means that you're thinking bad thoughts and suppressing them. ONly to come out in your dreams. Because of the guilt you feel. Shameless flirting and playing schmoopie with a certain unnamed poster for the last several weeks. I am ashamed of you. The guilt you feel is obvious.

Oddly enough, there is probably some (ok, more than some) merit in the generalized guilt theory.

Anyway, thanks to all for playing "What Makes Not Bob Tick." We have some parting gifts for you backstage.

Flinty_McFlint · 08-18-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oddly enough, there is probably some (ok, more than some) merit in the generalized guilt theory.

Anyway, thanks to all for playing "What Makes Not Bob Tick." We have some parting gifts for you backstage.

I ain't going anywhere backstage with you, bub, you sound dangerous.

Gattigap · 08-18-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I ain't going anywhere backstage with you, bub, you sound dangerous.

S'matter, Flinty -- "dangerous?" Sounds like your type. Raar.