Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I was actually thinking e-mail. Like I said, I think I can narrow it down to about a half-dozen possibilities. Innocent enough; I just want to know how my restuarant recommendation turned out. Also wouldn't mind a review of the new hipster hotel, having blown my chance to actually check it out.

Spanky?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's a joke. Just like:

The Arabian Goggles
Jelly Donut
Dirty Sanchez
Abe Lincoln

And thousands more I can't remember.

Well i knew you you all were joking about it here, but I was wondering if there were actual some appeal. I mean, some of these things seem more doable and could have some kind of appeal as a pure domination type thing, but taking a shit just does not take that long, and toilets seats can get screwed up if you are fucking on them.

Anyway. Ollie, thanks for the posts that have affirmed for me my choice to not have you as IBF. I feel about them like I feel about my 8 am conf call, which affirmed my general decision to come in around 8:30. The traffic SUCKS just before 8.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I think Kenny G moved.

but

OMG, that is so weird. I was at YHS two weekends ago. First time ever. True story. TRUE story.

Are you stalking me?

You weren't supposed to see me.

He comes back to visit the family for Yom Kippur occasionally.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Princess Leia?

Don't blame me for your bitchiness.

You have gone three steps beyond annoying.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Right. He never threatened to fire anyone based on performance in the 80s and early 90s did he?

TM

He fired lots of them back then, didn't he?

I admire the Yankee and Steinbrenner. But you have got to understand that for people living in cities that haven't had a meaningful baseball game in the last 15 Septembers, his being pissed because you guys might not make the Playoffs for the __th year in a row is extraordinary.

And it seems to work now.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You have gone three steps beyond annoying.

TM

Step 2 of the plan.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
See? You can be amusing sometimes. Or I'm a bit loopy from my hard work week.

Well done. Road to recovery.

You are an evil temptress. In the best possible sense of those words. of course.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spanky?

TM

STP.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Spanky?

TM

STP, my brother, STP.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Well i knew you you all were joking about it here, but I was wondering if there were actual some appeal.

When would a bj not be appealing?

Originally posted by NotFromHere
My plan is working.

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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
STP, my brother, STP.

Word is reborn!

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Step 2 of the plan.

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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
No, but that was probably because he was suspended from baseball, and his son-in-law was running the team.

(At least I think that's when that was.)

Yeah. Except he was banned for life in late August of 1990 and reinstated in March of 93. So he missed roughly a little over two seasons. Other than those two seasons, from 1981 through 1994 he was exactly the same as he is now. Just had a little less money and valued sluggers more than pitching. Like I always say, no one gave a shit when he spent a lot of money and made bad decisions on where to spend it. They only care when he buys the right players.

TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
jAYSIS HOW DRUUNK CAN A MAN GET. pOOR nOEL dRISCILL HAS HIT THE BOTTIL SINCE HE LOST bETSY HIS PRISE BULL TA THE HOOT FOOT N MOUT AND HES A SHADOW I THE MAN THAT ONE ALL ROUND HIM AT THE PUCK FADA IN NINETEA SIX. hE ASKED US IN THE gREYHOUND AT LUNCHTIME WEARS THE BOGS LADS AND HIM IN THEIR MORE OFTIN
THAN A LABOROR IN THE DOLE OFFISE. aLL OF A SUDDIN THEIR WAS A FIERCE SCREAM LIKE A FECKIN BANSHEE AND WE WONDERIED WHAT THE FECK WAS GOIN ON IN THE JACKS. wE ALL RAN IN TA SEA WHAT THE COMOTION WAS SEAS NOEL LYING THERE COVERED IN SHYTE THE DINGLEBERRYS SHOWIN ON HIS ERSs AN ALL. wHAT THE FUCKs
GOIN ON SAYS WE AND HIM CYRIN LIKE A BABBEE.sAYS nOEL WHENEVER I GO TO GO FOR A SHYTE AND I GO TO FLUSH IT SUMTHIN CUMS UP AND SKWEESES ME BALLBAG ITS LIKE THAT FILLIM JAWS OR SUMTHIN. sURE WIT THAT WE BUSTED HOUR ARRSES LAFFIN SURE WASNT THE DRUNKEN HOR SITTIN IDIN IN THE MOP BUCKIT.

aN AUL YANK WAS IN THE BOGS TAKIN FOTOS OF THE ART EXHIBISHUN GOIN ON IDIN AND SAYS TO yUNG sWEENEY DOES IT EVER STOIP RAININ ROUND HEAR. sAYS sWEENYE TO THE YANK SURE I WOODNT NO IM ONLY SIX. gRATE AUL CRAIC ALTOGHITER

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