Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I have two cars!

And approximately 598,978 nickels.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Mena looked great as a meth head in SPUN because her completely fucked up reptilian features are reminiscent of someone with some sort of fetal alcohol/drug poisoning.

Watch it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I have two cars!

TM

Of course I have two cars. I'm in PA, dude.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Why would anyone care if a girl had a fake tan or a real tan? Really, what's the difference? The skin changes to the same shades whether by false or real light, no?

S(I've always wondered about this strange criticism)D

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please. We will certainly never be in competition for the same women then. You can take the Twiggy's and Gwyneth's. I'll take the Carmen's and Britney's and their motherjumping hugeness.

BItch please, I dont want no bony bitches in my bed either. bed. I am just saying, if you are gonna expose a lot of flseh please tone it.

and explain bitch please please.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Everyone knows the real reasons the sorts of chicks who rail against women with plastic surgery do so:

yap, yap, yap....grunt, scratch...yap, yap, yap

S(By the way, every guy alive knows the above, so when you offer political/social stigma reasons, we just smile and listen because its impolite to call you out)D

Most of us aren't actually so worried about marketing ourselves to a pack of wannabe johns as you seem to think. But it's sort of sweetly naive, in a you're-obviously-going-to-be-obliged-to-pay-for-action-your-whole-life sort of way, that you believe it.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
Most of us aren't actually so worried about marketing ourselves to a pack of wannabe johns as you seem to think. But it's sort of sweetly naive, in a you're-obviously-going-to-be-obliged-to-pay-for-action-your-whole-life sort of way, that you believe it.

I've been married for a while.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sure, there are some feminist arguments against plastic, but they are all offshoots of the 3 reasons above; its just easier and doesn't sound as pathetic to hate plastic for political reasons rather than because you feel threatened.

S(By the way, every guy alive knows the above, so when you offer political/social stigma reasons, we just smile and listen because its impolite to call you out)D

Ahhh, it is the same shit as when a guy says that a better looking, more muscled, more successful guy is gay/impotent/on 'roids with a small pecker/whatever. Sure, everyone feels a bit jealous of people who appear to come in better wrapping. If hubby wanted to go on and on about some model/actress/porn star I wouldn't feel threatened. What chick is gonna stick around when she finds out that I bought and own all of the cool shit, he does not now and never will have any money, and when he finally breathes around her the potbelly that was not there when I married him will appear and lap over his waistband? I laugh -- where will he ever find another woman willing to support him in the lifestyle to which he has grown accustomed (and that's not even trying to find one with great tits -- and she'd have to beat out mine to even impress him)? No, I was apparently placed here on this earth to be the sucker to take care of this man and if he wants to admire the physiques of other chicks I don't give a shit.

Now, if he started giving me shit and asking why I don't look like so-and-so who has a private plastic surgeon, a trainer, a nanny and lots of time to work out and stay buff I will slap him into next week. Looking and admiring are one thing and that doesn't bother me. Comparing an airbrushed plastic babe to the mother of his child and founder of the feast (and all of his toys) as well as the person who washes the fart-marks from his underwear would land his ass on the street (unless he was saying that he is sooooooo glad he has me instead of some fucking hottie with the perpetual bod of a 19 year old -- in which case I would kill him in his sleep for being a lying piece of shit). Bitch please, you must have a mental disease.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow:

Why is it that every chick over 30 has to constantly degarde any chick who's hotter than they are (granted, I ain't sayin' Jenna is hotter than you, cause I don't know you, but statistics favor that conclusion)?

If I had a nickel for every chick I know around 30-35 who beats on younger and/or plastic-surgery enhanced chicks, I'd have a third car. Its like those chicks who've had kids and deride other girls they see who are in better shape with the line "Wellll, she hasn't had kids yet."

I call bullshit. Lets call things like they really are here.

Jenna is what most men would consider very fucking hot. Yes, males idealize the barbie look, and she fits the Barbie look about as perfectly as anything with two legs walking upright ever has. Would I marry her? Fuck no, but would I be fool enough to say her tits are a disaster or she has flabby arms? Pleeeeese. How much of a tacit admission of subconscious envy do you need to betray?

What you really mean to say is "I'm disgusted that men like the way she looks and that someone like her looks like that because I don't look like that and don't want to look like that." That's a very reasonable position. If I were a woman, I might also be pissed that men have such fantastic notions of what the perfect woman looks like. However, I'd never float a silly stalking horse argument like "Oh, she's not good looking... just look at how flabby her arms are!!!" Trust me, she's damn easy on the eyes, and her arms are just fine.

S(Just come out and say what you mean for crissakes - its ok to say "fuck men for liking that impossible look")D

Darlin, let the record show I think Jenna is hot. I have been saying this since 1999. Lester will back me on this. I did not know that was her. I also did not know this was a porn star since I did not read the article but suspected it might have been given the re line here.

All I am saying is that if you are gonna be parading your nekkid self around in public, let it look good. All I saw there were huge forearms and smushy tits. I wouldnt have guessed they were fake in the pics bc 1) the arms looked flabby and flab equals naturally bigger tits and 2) they looked smushy, meaning they didnt have that ridge thing that lots of fake tits do from what I have seen. I know if I did porn, I would make damn sure I was buff before sticking my ass in the camera.

Also note that I did not comment on her face in any way. And you have absolutely no idea how my bod compares to Jenna's . Most folks on this board havent seen me in years so they cannot comment either. For all you know I have gotten lipo, fake tits and a two hour a day personal trainer. But like you sya, the odds are against that. But dont rush to judge on my goods man. Thats all I am saying

so bitch please, get off your "I no longer feel morally superior bc I am in a higher class than the royal you so now I can say I like fake tits" soapbox. (am I using this correctly?") I have zippo jealousy of Jenna. I am actually prettypleased with myself thankyouverymuch. I

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I think Penske meant that a time-appropriate Puerto Rican name would be something more like Ixlatl.

Exactly. Why is people like fbltlfb/ltl feel the need to try to read bizarre crypticisms into my posts. I say what I mean and mean what I say. It should be clear to all y'all by now.

And fwiw, fyi, fb/ltl I'm not scared of you either!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

3. Competition (the plastic chicks are using performance enhancing drugs in the game that counts most).

The above is not perfectly correct, but its pretty damn accurate. Sure, there are some feminist arguments against plastic, but they are all offshoots of the 3 reasons above; its just easier and doesn't sound as pathetic to hate plastic for political reasons rather than because you feel threatened.

S(By the way, every guy alive knows the above, so when you offer political/social stigma reasons, we just smile and listen because its impolite to call you out)D

Please explain which game this is?
The marriage game. No, I think you said you wouldn't marry her, just look at her.
The career game? Hm, how long will my boobs defy gravity? No.

What game then?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've been married for a while.

all the more reason that "you're-obviously-going-to-be-obliged-to-pay-for-action-your-whole-life"

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've been married for a while.

I'm guessing you didn't read her that little essay first. But if so, and she still married you, I am sure you will spend many happy evenings listening to Howard Stern together. NTTAWWT.

[pony_trekker]

I still can't figure out how to use this board. Just seems I would have to read every single post to get back in the loop.

But I have been very much more productive and only distracted only by www.edmunds.com, ww.bimmerfest.com and www.roadfly.org. Oh, and occasionally www.voyeurweb.com and www.coccozella.com. which you shouldn't click on unless you like nudity.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I didn't want to break the law. Besides, I figured you were stealing what you needed from the web.

Thurgreed(I'll hook you up when I make another -- I have a few ideas)Marshall

On my mother's grave I swear that I have never downloaded a music file from the internet or even burned a CD. Either too lazy, too busy surfing porn or too busy socking, although I quit both of those activities.