Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Exactly. Why is people like fbltlfb/ltl feel the need to try to read bizarre crypticisms into my posts. I say what I mean and mean what I say. It should be clear to all y'all by now.

And fwiw, fyi, fb/ltl I'm not scared of you either!

Right on man! Welcome to the club.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
That was spooky.

As the kids say, my depravity knows no depths.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
blah blah blah

Your passion does not hide the fact that you are making a very unoriginal point. All sound and fury. It's like getting very worked up about liking or disliking Velveeta.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Right on man! Welcome to the club.

Word!

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
and explain bitch please please.

I don't know the origin of the phrase. I learned it from one of my "cool" friends. You know, the type who got away with wearing bandanas on her head, a nipple piercing, a nose piercing, and phrases like "Dude! I haven't seen you in grips! Those kicks are TIGHT dude. Where'd you get em?"

I can never get away these things in real life, nor can I pull off responding orally to anyone in any situation with "Bitch please." It just doesn't sound right in my voice. So I use it in the written word. Especially in settlement negotiations.

"Dear ABBAKiss: My client demands one million dollars, plus attorney fees. Sincerely, Plaintiff's Counsel"

My response to this would be (on letterhead, so it seems legit) "Bitch please. Sincerely, ABBAKiss"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Darlin, let the record show I think Jenna is hot. I have been saying this since 1999. Lester will back me on this. I did not know that was her. I also did not know this was a porn star since I did not read the article but suspected it might have been given the re line here.

All I am saying is that if you are gonna be parading your nekkid self around in public, let it look good. All I saw there were huge forearms and smushy tits. I wouldnt have guessed they were fake in the pics bc 1) the arms looked flabby and flab equals naturally bigger tits and 2) they looked smushy, meaning they didnt have that ridge thing that lots of fake tits do from what I have seen. I know if I did porn, I would make damn sure I was buff before sticking my ass in the camera.

Also note that I did not comment on her face in any way. And you have absolutely no idea how my bod compares to Jenna's . Most folks on this board havent seen me in years so they cannot comment either. For all you know I have gotten lipo, fake tits and a two hour a day personal trainer. But like you sya, the odds are against that. But dont rush to judge on my goods man. Thats all I am saying

so bitch please, get off your "I no longer feel morally superior bc I am in a higher class than the royal you so now I can say I like fake tits" soapbox. (am I using this correctly?") I have zippo jealousy of Jenna. I am actually prettypleased with myself thankyouverymuch. I

Paigow:

I addressed my ire toward women in general who comment deride plastic. If you're as sexy as Jenna, hot damn... I'm sad I've never met you.

You'll note I didn';t rush to judge the package - I merely relied on statistical likelihood, and I added the caveat that I could very well be dead wrong.

I'm not on the soapbox here - I'm just citing what I see as a very fake argument from many people. Since you've removed yourself from the traget group, you and I have no gripe here...

S(am I correct on this?)D

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow:

I addressed my ire toward women in general who comment deride plastic. If you're as sexy as Jenna, hot damn... I'm sad I've never met you.

You'll note I didn';t rush to judge the package - I merely relied on statistical likelihood, and I added the caveat that I could very well be dead wrong.

I'm not on the soapbox here - I'm just citing what I see as a very fake argument from many people. Since you've removed yourself from the traget group, you and I have no gripe here...

S(am I correct on this?)D

SD,

You are right on, Cat. I am in the "Chicks over 30 as sexy as Jenna" category. They had to make a different category by age bc, well, why don't you tell me?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your passion does not hide the fact that you are making a very unoriginal point. All sound and fury. It's like getting very worked up about liking or disliking Velveeta.

My point, GWNC, is that people double talk too much. Why can't people just say EXACTLY what they mean?

What's wrong with just saying "I don't like that because it threatens me." Is that so wrong a statement to make? Why do we all have to nuance our statements? To protect ourselves? Protect ourselves from what? The appearance that we might be insecure about certain things? Hell, that's like not asking a girl aout cause you might get rejected. I think life would be a LOT simpler if we'd just come out and say exactly what we mean. We could shorten the work week by two days.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I think Penske meant that a time-appropriate Puerto Rican name would be something more like Ixlatl.

Are you trying to take over the pedantic crown from Atticus?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I say what I mean and mean what I say.

100%

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Darlin, let the record show I think Jenna is hot. I have been saying this since 1999. Lester will back me on this. I did not know that was her.

Giving credit where due, PP has always been a Jenna fan - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000r3G and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000eFg and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...msg_id=000T65, which makes it all the more sad that she didn't recognize her, and her big tits, because that's what PP is a fan of on porn stars - see above and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001fv7 and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000T65 . I am unsurprised, though, that PP lashed out - in admitted ignorance - at something she likes.

Less (wishes he was bi-polar too) inSF

[evenodds]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I still can't figure out how to use this board. Just seems I would have to read every single post to get back in the loop.

But I have been very much more productive and only distracted only by www.edmunds.com, ww.bimmerfest.com and www.roadfly.org. Oh, and occasionally www.voyeurweb.com and www.coccozella.com. which you shouldn't click on unless you like nudity.

Just jump in!

We've missed you and your links.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Ahhh, it is the same shit as when a guy says that a better looking, more muscled, more successful guy is gay/impotent/on 'roids with a small pecker/whatever.

Don't forget "has only one car."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by purse junkie
I'm guessing you didn't read her that little essay first. But if so, and she still married you, I am sure you will spend many happy evenings listening to Howard Stern together. NTTAWWT.

Oh, God. Now you're going to make this a class debate. Listen Velma, I know which forks to use, so you can forget driving down the lane from that angle.

If you're going to play, play for real. That last snipe was really "phoning it in."

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My point, GWNC, is that people double talk too much. Why can't people just say EXACTLY what they mean?

What's wrong with just saying "I don't like that because it threatens me." Is that so wrong a statement to make? Why do we all have to nuance our statements? To protect ourselves? Protect ourselves from what? The appearance that we might be insecure about certain things? Hell, that's like not asking a girl aout cause you might get rejected. I think life would be a LOT simpler if we'd just come out and say exactly what we mean. We could shorten the work week by two days.

Who here is scared of fake tits? Raise your hand!

SD. Let me explain double speak to you. Most of the times it is not, but sometimes maybe it is? THe way to tell is called confidence. Many women have it. Some do not. This latter group would be made up of your "scared of fake tits ladies" (In addition to those folks who go through the fake tit process to gain confidence from external measures though any yoga guru can tell you it really only comes from the inside, but I digress) And I suspect those chicks who do not have confidence are those chicks whose worlds are ruled by the SDs of the world. I pity them. It must be exhausting to think all men think like this. Enough to turn you into a lesbian probalby. NTTAWWT. But if so many women are like that, how come only one in ten women are gay? Leagl?