Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Your passion does not hide the fact that you are making a very unoriginal point. All sound and fury. It's like getting very worked up about liking or disliking Velveeta.

If you don't like cheese food I hate you.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
David Cassidy was saved?

Praise the lord, a miracle!
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Just so long as Rick Springfield wasn't. Though lots of those born-again guys seem pretty easy to topple off their pedestals....

P(oh, shut up, I was like 13 years old)J

You were toppling from pedestals at 13? Wow.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Word!

Oh PUH-LEAZE. If I were making an effort, and were willing to give up my totally belovable persona, I could have the two of you death-gripped together in a fetal position under the desk in seconds flat.

So, and I'm just checking here, if an 80-yr-old grandma* gained weight in her pregnancy and didn't lose it within 6 months, that would not show a deplorable lack of self-control because of the Depression exception, right?

*obviously not the NFM grandma, unless she's screwing around on grandpa. That whore!

Originally posted by LessinSF
Giving credit where due, PP has always been a Jenna fan - http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000r3G and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000eFg and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...msg_id=000T65, which makes it all the more sad that she didn't recognize her, and her big tits, because that's what PP is a fan of on porn stars - see above and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=001fv7 and http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000T65 . I am unsurprised, though, that PP lashed out - in admitted ignorance - at something she likes.

Less (wishes he was bi-polar too) inSF

Less, your mental library has omitted my explanation of this. The answer was that to me there is something erotic about a woman who is willing to mutilate herself to be your sexual fantasy. Also sticking objects inside of yourself to enhance yourself sexually makes you kind of a sex object. And sex objects are hot bc they are there solely to please you. Kapeech?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Thurgreed(just for SD and Abba)Marshall

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who here is scared of fake tits? Raise your hand!

SD. Let me explain double speak to you. Most of the times it is not, but sometimes maybe it is? THe way to tell is called confidence. Many women have it. Some do not. This latter group would be made up of your "scared of fake tits ladies" (In addition to those folks who go through the fake tit process to gain confidence from external measures though any yoga guru can tell you it really only comes from the inside, but I digress) And I suspect those chicks who do not have confidence are those chicks whose worlds are ruled by the SDs of the world. I pity them. It must be exhausting to think all men think like this. Enough to turn you into a lesbian probalby. NTTAWWT. But if so many women are like that, how come only one in ten women are gay? Leagl?

Paigow, you have confused vanity with insecurity. The folks I know with fakes wanted to look better in certain dresses, and they had conservative boob jobs done. If you can barely tell a woman has fakes, then how is she insecure? Clearly she's not doing it for the benefit of all the males around her.

Why is liposuction wrong? Why not pay a few grand so you don't have to run yourself ragged on a treadmill every day? Hell, I may get lipo someday. Idon't want a gut, but I like to eat. Whay not have my cake and eat it too?

I won't comment on what a yoiga guru has to say. You can't offer my softballs like that. The smartass synapses in my head are firing like someone just shot them full of ephedrine.

I've never derided a girl in the world. I like all body types - its about the total package. Small boobs are just as great as big ones and tall and thin is just as nice as short and thin. Hell, most imprtant of all is the face.

What I DO deride is people who deride others' choices because of their own insecurities and then try to cover it up with some doublespeak argument.

S(I'm not free to be intolerant of the intolerant?)D

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


Thurgreed(just for SD and Abba)Marshall

TM, in all seriousness, is this supposed to be a nice ass or a not nice ass?

I expect a five bulleted post from SD or the pros and or cons of this ass.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
If you don't like cheese food I hate you.

Good try, but I sense you are holding back. Just let it out. Remember the exclamation point can be your friend.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you trying to take over the pedantic crown from Atticus?

Bitch, please. Ty is king of an entirely different pedantry sphere of influence. For example, he reads books and has a "Kill Your Television" bumper sticker on his VW Vanagon.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM, in all seriousness, is this supposed to be a nice ass or a not nice ass?

I expect a five bulleted post from SD or the pros and or cons of this ass.

I believe it is the ass of J-Lo, bane of SD and Abba's existence.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who here is scared of fake tits? Raise your hand!

:hi:


I had to relinquish my chair on sniffer's row once at a gentleman's club b/c I was walloped about 10 times in the head with a pair.

I had a headache the rest of the night...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM, in all seriousness, is this supposed to be a nice ass or a not nice ass?

I expect a five bulleted post from SD or the pros and or cons of this ass.

I think you got it wrong, TM. Coltrane was asking for Velveeta, not cottage cheese.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bitch, please. Ty is king of an entirely different pedantry sphere of influence. For example, he reads books and has a "Kill Your Television" bumper sticker on his VW Vanagon.

There is no comma in the FB version of "bitch please." Also, the "b" is not capitalized.

And, that comment of Ty's was SO you; you just feel threatened. I think that means you have a teeny weenie. Which must mean you are stunningly gorgeous!

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who here is scared of fake tits? Raise your hand!

Me, me, me, me. But only because it is creepy how they track you no matter where you go in the room -- you know, like the eyes in the portraits in a Scooby-Doo cartoon. whoooooooooooooo scary.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
... Kapeech?

No. I might capeesh, coppish, capiche, capiece, comprendere, or capisci, though.