Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM, in all seriousness, is this supposed to be a nice ass or a not nice ass?

Don't know what TM's reaction is. But while I rarely fear fake tits, I can honestly say that that ass inspires something just short of panic.

Holey moley.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


Thurgreed(just for SD and Abba)Marshall

Does your mama know your photoshopped her cellulited ass onto J-Lo's body?

[evenodds]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What's wrong with just saying "I don't like that because it threatens me." Is that so wrong a statement to make? Why do we all have to nuance our statements? To protect ourselves? Protect ourselves from what? The appearance that we might be insecure about certain things? Hell, that's like not asking a girl aout cause you might get rejected.

Honey, men and women find different things attractive. Just because we're not attracted to the same things doesn't mean we feel threatened.

I am in my early 30s so I have a bit of wisdom about appearance. Looks fade, unless you pay a fortune for maintenance. I am related to a gorgeous woman in her early 50s who spends 3-5 hours a day exercising, spends more on trainers than almost all of you make in a year, and who routinely get injected and peeled and tightened, and is still going through an awful divorce. I'd rather have my self-esteem than her hot body.

I am not threatened by a hot woman unless she is actively chasing the OM -- in other words, unless she is actually threatening me.

The trashy thing does nothing for me. While I admire (some) strippers bodies, I have never thought damn, I wish I looked like that. I once thought that fake breasts would be a good idea so I would never have to wear a bra again . . . until I saw an MTV True Life that was so horrifying I cannot rid myself of the image on the surgery table and the pain of the recovery room.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by LessinSF
No. I might capeesh, coppish, capiche, capiece, or capisci, though.

Could you cap Cheech? Only, of course, if N & S America have been discovered by Penske and Ty.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And, that comment of Ty's was SO you; you just feel threatened. I think that means you have a teeny weenie. Which must mean you are stunningly gorgeous!

If I'm following this entire conversation, I think it also means he has three cars, and fake tits.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've never derided a girl in the world. I like all body types - its about the total package. Small boobs are just as great as big ones and tall and thin is just as nice as short and thin. Hell, most imprtant of all is the face.

Glad to know that you are so open-minded.

Why the fuck can't we talk about ANYTHING else besides women's weight??

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
If I'm following this entire conversation, I think it also means he has three cars, and fake tits.

I'll do him, but only if one of the cars is a Hummer.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Does your mama know your photoshopped her cellulited ass onto J-Lo's body?

More like Anna Nicole's fake cellulited tits were photoshopped on this woman. Just dot in a couple of nips and you are all set. This has to be the most vulgar display of assitude I have ever seen. I was wondering if any men found this appealing rather than appalling?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'll do him, but only if one of the cars is a Hummer.

You already said he had a Mini . . .

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh PUH-LEAZE. If I were making an effort..., I could have the two of you death-gripped between my thighs together under the desk in seconds flat.

Your desk, NFH's desk or my desk and when?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
You already said he had a Mini . . .

Exactly; which takes care of the other car requirement. I've never derided a boy in the world. A boy with a brand-new fully-loaded BMW 7-series is just as good as a boy with an M-class Mercedes. And if he has a high-end little teeny sports cars from either BMW or Mercedes, he's just as good as a boy with one of the big sedans.

Edited to fix typo/misquote and change from guy to boy.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
SD,

You are right on, Cat. I am in the "Chicks over 30 as sexy as Jenna" category. They had to make a different category by age bc, well, why don't you tell me?

But, more importantly, Paigow's Mom has got it going on...

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by evenodds
. . . until I saw an MTV True Life that was so horrifying I cannot rid myself of the image on the surgery table and the pain of the recovery room.

Was that the one where the guy got the calf implants? WTF was up with that? I had never heard of such a thing and it looked really fucking painful. Apparently, you can now have anything sucked out, put in, tightened, loosened, rearranged. I have considered getting a reduction but am way too a-scared of needles and of being knocked out and the thought of having boob removed and nipples cut off and put back on without a pain killer is creepy. BTW, I know they have to do the nipple thing so that the removal of boob material doesn't make your nips end up in a funny place (like cross-eyed or something) but how do they make sure that you can still, um, feel nip stimulation? I mean, does having that done lead to nipples with no feeling? Being a big errogenous zone for me, I guess I would rather have my nips sagging to my belly-button when I am 50 than have no feeling in them.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by evenodds
Honey, men and women find different things attractive. Just because we're not attracted to the same things doesn't mean we feel threatened.

I am in my early 30s so I have a bit of wisdom about appearance. Looks fade, unless you pay a fortune for maintenance. I am related to a gorgeous woman in her early 50s who spends 3-5 hours a day exercising, spends more on trainers than almost all of you make in a year, and who routinely get injected and peeled and tightened, and is still going through an awful divorce. I'd rather have my self-esteem than her hot body.

I am not threatened by a hot woman unless she is actively chasing the OM -- in other words, unless she is actually threatening me.

The trashy thing does nothing for me. While I admire (some) strippers bodies, I have never thought damn, I wish I looked like that. I once thought that fake breasts would be a good idea so I would never have to wear a bra again . . . until I saw an MTV True Life that was so horrifying I cannot rid myself of the image on the surgery table and the pain of the recovery room.

Gotcha. You can say "I'm not attracted to that," but that's different than saying "That's fucking ugly - what kind of person would do that???" and being judgmental. You do that and you betray an insecurity which deserves to be outed by everyone w/in earshot of the comment.

My wife has a fat friend who bitches about how all of the girls in the group are too skinny. I always reply politely "Well, they're very active" when what i really want to say is "You'd be skinny too if you'd fucking join a gym and stop being such a slob."

A friend of mine complains that he can't get laid and says all other guys have unfair advantages over him (money, looks, rap, etc...). I try to get him to go to the gym. I try to get him to meet ladies. Hell, I try everything to get him out and "in the game." Eventually I gave up and said "Fuck you, if you won't change your appearance and personaility you'll never meet a chick." He didn't like it, but he knows not to bitch around me anymore.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse

Why the fuck can't we talk about ANYTHING else besides women's weight??

Because if we talk about men's weight it might upset Wanker. And we want him to keep ticking.