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evenodds · 07-29-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Was that the one where the guy got the calf implants? . . . . Being a big errogenous zone for me, I guess I would rather have my nips sagging to my belly-button when I am 50 than have no feeling in them.

Nope, it was all breasts, baby.

It was HORRIFYING: the incisions, the blood, the gore.

Since I just spent a week with MomOdds, I am more confident that everything will stay reasonably where it is supposed to without surgical enhancement.

ThrashersFan · 07-29-2003, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

My wife has a fat friend who bitches about how all of the girls in the group are too skinny. I always reply politely "Well, they're very active" when what i really want to say is "You'd be skinny too if you'd fucking join a gym and stop being such a slob."

I would like to point out that I have not said word fucking one about weight today (male or female) so nobody can blame weight-threads on me today. :seenno:

NotFromHere · 07-29-2003, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
BTW, I know they have to do the nipple thing so that the removal of boob material doesn't make your nips end up in a funny place (like cross-eyed or something) but how do they make sure that you can still, um, feel nip stimulation? I mean, does having that done lead to nipples with no feeling? Being a big errogenous zone for me, I guess I would rather have my nips sagging to my belly-button when I am 50 than have no feeling in them.

If I find it, I will post it, but Soleil Moon Frye (I think that's her name) the kid who played Punky Brewster had a condition called Giganticus mammarius (just kidding on the name, but it sounds like that) and she had a reduction. They told her that she would not be able to breast feed, nor would she have feeling in her nips, don't know whether they'll ever "arise" again, but I can't see how if there's no feeling. It depends on how much you're having removed (I think). I better do some research on this before I put my foot in it deeper - but I believe my memory is fairly clear on this.

Edited to add...In her early teens, she discovered she was suffering from gigantomastia, a medical condition that literally means "giant breasts." Her bosom was so big she ached from severe back pain and sore shoulders!

And her teasing friends were merciless -- they even called her Punky Boobster. Breast reduction surgery at age 16 brought her from a 36DD to a 36C, and now she's thrilled with her breasts. "I'm very proud of my body. I love them. I love being voluptuous. I'm very blessed," she says.

punky brewster

plastic people.com

Atticus Grinch · 07-29-2003, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I am in my early 30s so I have a bit of wisdom about appearance.

Sorry, I just thought this was funny enough to bear repeating.

bilmore · 07-29-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can say "I'm not attracted to that," but that's different than saying "That's fucking ugly - what kind of person would do that???" and being judgmental. You do that and you betray an insecurity which deserves to be outed by everyone w/in earshot of the comment.

Is it different when guys do that? 'Cuz, I am immediately turned off by the idea of fake stuff inserted into a woman's body, and it honestly doesn't stem from any insecurity on my part.

Replaced_Texan · 07-29-2003, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds

Since I just spent a week with MomOdds, I am more confident that everything will stay reasonably where it is supposed to without surgical enhancement.

I'm so proud of my mom. She's turning 60 next year, and she's recently joined a gym, works out with her personal trainer two times a week, and just started up pilates. She's looking great, and I think she's feeling great too. She says that she's pretty happy with the way she looks, after all these years. If I look half as good at 60 (especially if I have four kids in five years; some muscles never recover), I'll be a lucky woman.

notcasesensitive · 07-29-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds

I once thought that fake breasts would be a good idea so I would never have to wear a bra again . . . until I saw an MTV True Life that was so horrifying I cannot rid myself of the image on the surgery table and the pain of the recovery room.

You are my way-cooler sock puppet. That show was terrifying. I went through a phase where I considered a little enhancement, but decided against it. I do wish for the ability to pull off braless looks sometimes though. Then again, sometimes I just do it anyway (regardless of whether or not I am objectively pulling it off). Not at work though, DS.

evenodds · 07-29-2003, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Sorry, I just thought this was funny enough to bear repeating.

Stop hatin'.

dtb · 07-29-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bitch, please.

Finally -- someone added the comma (it had to be you Atticus -- swoon!). It makes so much more sense this way!

Abba -- may I suggest you include the comma when sending your trenchant and well-worded response to opposing counsel? I think you would find that there would be no misinterpretation of the very fine point you are making that way!! [The exclamation point is my friend too -- in fact, I am the friend of all forms of punctuation.]

Forgive me; it's been a long day.

W.W.L.D. · 07-29-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Is it different when guys do that? 'Cuz, I am immediately turned off by the idea of fake stuff inserted into a woman's body, and it honestly doesn't stem from any insecurity on my part.

fake stuff? FAKE STUFF?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 07-29-2003, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Stop hatin'.

E/O, some of us old folks just thought that "early thirties" comment was kind of endearing. You're a hot young thing. Accept it.

greatwhitenorthchick · 07-29-2003, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Is it different when guys do that? 'Cuz, I am immediately turned off by the idea of fake stuff inserted into a woman's body, and it honestly doesn't stem from any insecurity on my part.

I would believe you if you didn't use the word "honestly" to make your point. I think it's time for a long look in the mirror. And not just the metaphorical mirror.

notcasesensitive · 07-29-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
fake stuff? FAKE STUFF?

No toys for bilmore. Many of the lesbian-themed pornos are out too. So sad.

ltl/fb · 07-29-2003, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Your desk, NFH's desk or my desk and when?

You know you want me, and that scares you. Admit it.

NFH can't be involved -- while like SD I like women who are tall and thin or short and thin (whether they have big boobies or not), I think she's probably learned eating habits from her forebears and is a fattie. You, me and a fattie won't fit under one desk.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-29-2003, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You know you want me, and that scares you. Admit it.

NFH can't be involved -- while like SD I like women who are tall and thin or short and thin (whether they have big boobies or not), I think she's probably learned eating habits from her forebears and is a fattie. You, me and a fattie won't fit under one desk.

I'd like to point out that I was both the first person and marathoner to call dibs...