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07-29-2003, 06:41 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd like to point out that I was both the first person and marathoner to call dibs...
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I question this assertion.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2003, 06:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd like to point out that I was both the first person and marathoner to call dibs...
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. . . on NFH, because now she is out in the cold? You are kind. |
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07-29-2003, 06:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I question this assertion.
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Not specifically under the desk. But in general. Two weeks ago. I was chosen b/c I am pretty.*
*but not as pretty as PLF, NTTAWWT.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-29-2003, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But if so many women are like that, how come only one in ten women are gay?
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I don't know, but if all the lesbians in the world looked and acted like the threesome in that one vignette in "The Dinner Party," I would walk around with a permagrin and accompanying hard on (mine).
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07-29-2003, 07:06 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not specifically under the desk. But in general. Two weeks ago. I was chosen b/c I am pretty.*
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I'm preternaturally boyishly good looking and have the long standing claim to that title.
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*but not as pretty as PLF, NTTAWWT.
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Now you see why I hate pretty flowery socks!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2003, 07:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
Coltrane and Penske,
If this needs to get decided, why don't you two have a one-on-one (thighmasters optional), film it, and let the FB decide who's the better/prettier/not-so-two-weeks-ago boy?
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07-29-2003, 07:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Coltrane and Penske,
If this needs to get decided, why don't you two have a one-on-one (thighmasters optional), film it, and let the FB decide who's the better/prettier/not-so-two-weeks-ago boy?
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And the winner goes up against PLF.
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A wee dram a day!
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07-29-2003, 07:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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I see you have been using your thighmaster
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd like to point out that I was both the first person and marathoner to call dibs...
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go for it. all yours. And for the record - NOT FAT.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-29-2003, 07:19 PM
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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for gwinky
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
go for it. all yours. And for the record - NOT FAT.
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Yes, but are you Kenyan thin?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-29-2003, 07:21 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you trying to take over the pedantic crown from Atticus?
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No, I just wanted to say "Ixlatl."
This works only because I find I understand the board better if I read everything aloud to myself. In this way, I am nothing like Atticus.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-29-2003, 07:22 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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for gwinky
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, but are you Kenyan thin?
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No, I am hopelessly average. But in a good way.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-29-2003, 07:24 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,080
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bitch, please. Ty is king of an entirely different pedantry sphere of influence. For example, he reads books and has a "Kill Your Television" bumper sticker on his VW Vanagon.
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I've been looking for a "Televise Your Kill" sticker to match for the little woman's Mini.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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07-29-2003, 07:27 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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for gwinky
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, but are you Kenyan thin?
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wink wink.
And I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I am a huge fan of the inside joke post if I am on the inside. Now that I have no hand left with TM, if anyone is interested in winning my favo(u)r, Penske has just provided a textbook example of how to do it. Go Penske!! |
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07-29-2003, 07:47 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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More breast reduction info
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Originally posted by ThrashersFan
Was that the one where the guy got the calf implants? WTF was up with that? I had never heard of such a thing and it looked really fucking painful. Apparently, you can now have anything sucked out, put in, tightened, loosened, rearranged. 
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I didn't know about this, but men can also get the breast reduction. And many of them should. Pass this on to someone who is in need.
Male breast reduction
This one's for Thrasher.
breast reduction - possible side effects
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 07-29-2003 at 07:51 PM..
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07-29-2003, 07:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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More breast reduction info
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
me can also get the breast reduction. And . . . should
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