Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps RT can resolve this for us when she has a minute. I do not do exercise that involves bouncing (fan of the walking and the elliptical trainer) and am not all that big, so I have not had uncomfortable bouncing even when using the pullover lycra-reinforced cotton-type ones.

Did you ever notice on NYPD Blue (back in the late 90s when there were still a few people watching it) that Kim Delaney's character always wore bunchy seamed bras with silk or smooth cotton sleeveless sweaters? Was that supposed to be her Sipowiczism (the female equivalent of wearing a short sleeved patterned sport shirt with a tie)?

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mine bleed when i run more than 7 or 8 miles in the summer. my family is disgusted by this. Are you saying if i wear a mansierre it might not happen? I'd need a training mansierre.

Mine have padding that cover the nips for maximum non chaffage/ Also controls nip-ons for when I really sweat.

I hae also discovered some great cotton bras that have neither underwire nor padding (when is the last time you saw a 36C bra without padding, like its necessary). They come in small, medium and large and are like 26 bucks. I forget the name but maybe I will remember the next time I go to the bathrooma nd will look it up. Fantastic.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
It looks to me like just his first name. Goes with teh profession, I suppose.

Still, it takes awhile to decipher "Charles" out of that mangled mass of pen strokes. He appears to have passed the bad handwriting gene on to Wills. His signature is not much better, but at least you can decipher the first two letters.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it does add support, and the smallest cup size that particular bra comes in is a D, it looks like.

But I know what you mean; I don't know why an A or B cup woman would want that much support. I am quite the fan of stretch lace for daily (non-exercise) wear.

I thought I just remembered a fun ABBA fact, that she hates lacy bras and undies, but then I remember the pink lacy black bow tie number and am wondering if I confuse her with someone else.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Perhaps RT can resolve this for us when she has a minute. I do not do exercise that involves bouncing (fan of the walking and the elliptical trainer) and am not all that big, so I have not had uncomfortable bouncing even when using the pullover lycra-reinforced cotton-type ones.

How can you not bounce on the ellipse? Are you going at five or something?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How can you not bounce on the ellipse? Are you going at five or something?

It's not a huge amount of bounce. It's mild bounce. Not bounce like you'd get running or jumping rope or something.

ETA: And, no, I do not work out super-hard. Puh-leaze.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A propos of this, I seem to be greeted in the metro every morning by RP.

There's a jockey ad for "An entirely New Bra Collection" and a picture not unlike this:



The only thing detracting from the puppyness is the very curious capitalization (as noted above). Like they're German or something.

In the same vein, in a recent trip through West Hollywood, I came across an enormous billboard for Joe's Jeans.

Cutting and pasting is impossible with their Flash-driven graphics, but check out their site and you'll get the gist.

You gotta like a company that advertises jeans via images of body parts clad neither in denim nor anything else.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
In the same vein, in a recent trip through West Hollywood, I came across an enormous billboard for Joe's Jeans.

Cutting and pasting is impossible with their Flash-driven graphics, but check out their site and you'll get the gist.

You gotta like a company that advertises jeans via images of body parts clad neither in denim nor anything else.

That makes perfect sense. The most important thing in choosing a pair of jeans is whether it makes your ass look good.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That makes perfect sense. The most important thing in choosing a pair of jeans is whether it makes your ass look good.

Those asses are already pretty much perfect. I would think it would be hard to find any (non-granny) jeans that made them look bad.

Now I want new jeans.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Those asses are already pretty much perfect. I would think it would be hard to find any (non-granny) jeans that made them look bad.

Now I want new jeans.

That's the point. Your ass will look like those asses. Believe it, buy it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's the point. Your ass will look like those asses. Believe it, buy it.

I don't see that. It's easier for me to believe that my ass will look that good when covered/shaped by the jeans, but I know what my ass looks like naked, and those pictures ain't it.

And, happy excellent day to you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mine bleed when i run more than 7 or 8 miles in the summer. my family is disgusted by this. Are you saying if i wear a mansierre it might not happen? I'd need a training mansierre.

Take the clamps off.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't see that. It's easier for me to believe that my ass will look that good when covered/shaped by the jeans, but I know what my ass looks like naked, and those pictures ain't it.

If you don't believe that, do you perhaps believe that if you buy the jeans, you will loll about naked with gorgeous models?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you don't believe that, do you perhaps believe that if you buy the jeans, you will loll about naked with gorgeous models?

I thought that'll happen to me if I would just smoke menthol cigarettes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you don't believe that, do you perhaps believe that if you buy the jeans, you will loll about naked with gorgeous models?

The lolling will be limited to times that I am wearing the jeans, but yes. Of course. It's obvious.

However, no way am I spending that much money on jeans. I don't really have any desire to loll with gorgeous people, because even though my ass will look fabulous, the jeans can't do a total body makeover.