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07-18-2005, 05:25 PM
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#1561
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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In honor of Geek Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Righto. So, is it possible for someone with a broken rib to do all the work? Or is it contraindicated?
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Yes. I performed at least half the work post knee surgery. Of course, I was 17, so it was only about 30 seconds of work.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-18-2005, 05:33 PM
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#1562
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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In honor of Geek Day
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's totally different and you know it. You know it, so stop being so silly.
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Silly keeps me alive.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-18-2005, 05:55 PM
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#1563
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Spanky Board Update
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The Idiot's Guide to Lawtalkers.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-18-2005, 06:05 PM
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#1564
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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better to be a spinster
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-18-2005, 06:14 PM
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#1565
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Spanky Board Update
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Spoiler space, please!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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07-18-2005, 06:23 PM
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#1566
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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NFH Update
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Indian police forced around 200 people caught watching pornography to do sit-ups in public to shame them and keep them away from theaters that illegally screen smutty movies.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050718/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-
One of my fraternity brothers once shared with us how he experienced his first orgasm. He was about 12 years old and doing sit-ups when he noticed he had an erection. It felt good, so he started doing more sit-ups, faster, until he finally reached his Magic Moment. In the days following, he come home from school, head straight to his room, and start doing sit-ups. I don't think he would have minded this punishment so much.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-18-2005, 06:25 PM
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#1567
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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For every occassion
Greeting card collection for adultry
My favorirtes are "weekend is over," "lust," and "goodbye," but they're all hysterical.
It took me awhile to decide whether or not this outfit is for real, but they say they were at the same trade show that my friend went to in May, and their media seems real enough.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-18-2005, 06:27 PM
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#1568
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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better to be a spinster
{Shudder.} Better to go to a Wal-Mart singles' night in Houston, TX, than to go to anything in Roanoke, Va. |
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07-18-2005, 06:33 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Greeting card collection for adultry
My favorirtes are "weekend is over," "lust," and "goodbye," but they're all hysterical.
It took me awhile to decide whether or not this outfit is for real, but they say they were at the same trade show that my friend went to in May, and their media seems real enough.
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Miss Manners would be appalled. It's bad enough people can't write out a simple, personalized "thank you" on a 5x8 sheet of white or ecru writing paper but rather resort to cards with dalmatian puppies or reprints of a Monet to express the simplest concept of gratitude, and that prospective wedding guests everywhere are presumed to lack the refinement to draft a proper response to an invitation, but now one needs a greeting card to inform her married lover that she can't continue the relationship any longer? Isn't that what text messages are for?
Our society is going to hell. |
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07-18-2005, 06:43 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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For every occassion
Oh, BROTHER!
But this reminds me...
You know that hot guy who sits next to me? (Well, I know you don't KNOW him, but I may have mentioned him before.) He just suggested I go to Prague with him on his vacation.
So, here's my question: do you think my husband would mind?
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07-18-2005, 06:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Miss Manners would be appalled. It's bad enough people can't write out a simple, personalized "thank you" on a 5x8 sheet of white or ecru writing paper but rather resort to cards with dalmatian puppies or reprints of a Monet to express the simplest concept of gratitude, and that prospective wedding guests everywhere are presumed to lack the refinement to draft a proper response to an invitation, but now one needs a greeting card to inform her married lover that she can't continue the relationship any longer? Isn't that what text messages are for?
Our society is going to hell.
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Well, yeah. But BRC is down with it -- so I think it's OK. |
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07-18-2005, 06:45 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by dtb
Oh, BROTHER!
But this reminds me...
You know that hot guy who sits next to me? (Well, I know you don't KNOW him, but I may have mentioned him before.) He just suggested I go to Prague with him on his vacation.
So, here's my question: do you think my husband would mind?
No, right?
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Ahem.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-18-2005, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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For every occassion
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Our society is going to hell.
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And I'm holding the door open. After you.
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07-18-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1574
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm holding the door open. After you.
TM
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Didn't you get my text? |
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07-18-2005, 06:52 PM
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#1575
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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For every occassion
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Oh, BROTHER!
But this reminds me...
You know that hot guy who sits next to me? (Well, I know you don't KNOW him, but I may have mentioned him before.) He just suggested I go to Prague with him on his vacation.
So, here's my question: do you think my husband would mind?
No, right?
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Just so you know, one of the cards RT especially likes uses "lay" instead of "lie." You should write to them.
Prague sounds good. I'm sure it will be a working vacation. |
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