Meh.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
It is inferior. I learned this from my first hand experimentation in drugstore remedies. Lots of cheap perfumy crap and inferior ingredients. I admire your thriftiness. You are practically Tribe.

I have no idea what you should use. I always find the thought of men using products to be kind of gay, NTTAWWT. Keep it in the medicine cabinet.

I did get my BIL some great stuff for his highly senstive skin. I want to say it was called Jack Black but I think I am off on that

Well, now I have a great complexion when I wear my Daisy Duke running shorts, so it's working for me.

[Replaced_Texan]

• It is Halloween.
• Traditionally, small children in adorable costumes, and larger children looking to score off of my kind heartedness to the little ones, show up on my front step to ask for candy on Halloween.
• Impact Weather shows a big ass line of nasty red thunderclouds headed my way at approximately the time the first trick-or-treater rings my doorbell.
• In an unwise move, last week I bought a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (I blame ncs and Thurgreed for this). Half of that bag is sitting in my freezer.
• Half a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups has not historically been adequate booty to dole out to the kids that show up on my front door looking for loot.
• I would prefer not to have a shitload of candy left over from Halloween. The half-bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups was bad enough.

Should I stop at Walgreens on the way home to pick up more candy assuming that a little rain doesn't deter determined trick or treaters? Study the doppler radar map for a definition of "a little rain."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're missing the point. I purposely stay away from the designer stuff.

And I maintain a personal boycott on all big box stores except for Target. Target rocks.

2. Where do you do your hardware shopping? I can't figure out how to avoid Home Depot.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. Where do you do your hardware shopping? I can't figure out how to avoid Home Depot.

Ridiculously expensive but individually owned small Ace Hardware stores in the city.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're missing the point. I purposely stay away from the designer stuff.

And I maintain a personal boycott on all big box stores except for Target. Target rocks.

"DEsigner" is subjective. What generic brand of running shoes do you wear?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ridiculously expensive but individually owned small Ace Hardware stores in the city.

Nice. Good thing you have the savings from the Nivea.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
"DEsigner" is subjective. What generic brand of running shoes do you wear?

Mizuno Precisions or Phantoms, and you just gave me a chance to mention one of my other boycotts: Nike. 90% of Nike shoes are crap.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Facial? Because that sounds gayer than anything Coltrane's ever said in his life.*

TM

*Except for the time he said, "I'd really like to suck some cock." Oh. And this: "Well, now I have a great complexion when I wear my Daisy Duke running shorts, so it's working for me."

I think the gayest thing Coltrane ever said was "Wonk! Pepsi! Pepsi! My nipples are bleeding"

Pepsi is their "safe" word

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I watched the first season of nip/tuck on DVD and enjoyed the chick with multiple personalties.

I am waiting for my Amazon delivery with that new book written by the guy with multiple personalities.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

• It is Halloween.
• Traditionally, small children in adorable costumes, and larger children looking to score off of my kind heartedness to the little ones, show up on my front step to ask for candy on Halloween.
• Impact Weather shows a big ass line of nasty red thunderclouds headed my way at approximately the time the first trick-or-treater rings my doorbell.
• In an unwise move, last week I bought a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (I blame ncs and Thurgreed for this). Half of that bag is sitting in my freezer.
• Half a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups has not historically been adequate booty to dole out to the kids that show up on my front door looking for loot.
• I would prefer not to have a shitload of candy left over from Halloween. The half-bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups was bad enough.

Should I stop at Walgreens on the way home to pick up more candy assuming that a little rain doesn't deter determined trick or treaters? Study the doppler radar map for a definition of "a little rain."

Do what I do and go straight to the Ye Olde Pub after work and do not go home until after ten. Problem solved and no pesky leftovers.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Should I stop at Walgreens on the way home to pick up more candy assuming that a little rain doesn't deter determined trick or treaters? Study the doppler radar map for a definition of "a little rain."

Yes. Buy a ton of Reeses Big Cups. If you can't give them all away, send them to me.

TM

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ridiculously expensive but individually owned small Ace Hardware stores in the city.

So you spend your La Mer coin on pricey screwdrivers? This is reminiscent of the great Catherine Deneuve quote "At a certain point, you need to choose between your face and your ass"

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Nice. Good thing you have the savings from the Nivea.

Merde! My second Penske STP!!! of the Day! He is Sebby to my Coltrane

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So you spend your La Mer coin on pricey screwdrivers? This is reminiscent of the great Catherine Deneuve quote "At a certain point, you need to choose between your face and your ass"

I live in a condo. I don't exactly buy hardware very often.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Just curious, what particular thing to you use KY for? I know you aren't into the chocolate starfish thing, neither giving nor receiving (esp when drunk on budweiser nd fearng the beer shits or whateve ryou said)

He doesn't give the oral. I think the KY might be his shortcut.