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11-28-2006, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sasha Grey
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think what you're talking about is a gang bang, with a side DP or TP. Do the math though, because 6:1 with 2 TP might not meet the 3 serial acts requirement.
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Depends on recovery time.
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11-28-2006, 01:27 PM
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#1562
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Look at the man in the mirror
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ask him how Free Trade will solve all the problems stemming from racism.
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No thanks. I'm trying to quit.
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11-28-2006, 01:28 PM
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#1563
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Look at the man in the mirror
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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
I don't make absolutist statements.
S_A_M
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True, but that's sort of a tautology. Measuring the parameters of absurd is impossible.
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11-28-2006, 01:29 PM
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#1564
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Look at the man in the mirror
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No thanks. I'm trying to quit.
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Try harder.
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11-28-2006, 01:31 PM
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#1565
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by nononono
I am pretty sure that what you are now referring to isn't vaginal anything, correct?
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Um, that's where it apparently emanates from.
ABBA, I don't think I really hear anything at that time . . . |
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11-28-2006, 01:33 PM
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#1566
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, that's where it apparently emanates from.
ABBA, I don't think I really hear anything at that time . . .
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Sorry, though you were talking about squirting, which does not come from the vagina. My bad.
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11-28-2006, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Guidos for Sebby
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-28-2006, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Um, that's where it apparently emanates from.
ABBA, I don't think I really hear anything at that time . . .
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It just seems so apropos:
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Essence Of NYC: A Play in One Act
Bimbo tourist #1: Anyway, so when he pulled it out of me it made this farting noise, and I know it wasn't a fart because it didn't smell, and... It was just really embarrassing.
Bimbo tourist #2: Quip.
Bimbo tourist #1: What?
Bimbo tourist #2: A quip. The farting noise, it's called a 'quip.'
Bimbo tourist #1: Oh, they have a name for it? Wow.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, totally. It happens to a lot of people.
Stranger: Um, that's not right.
Bimbo tourist #2: Excuse me, sir?
Stranger: No, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Wait, what?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's saying his name is 'Queef' or something.
Bimbo tourist #2: Oh, sorry. Excuse me, Queef?
Stranger: No... Oh, lord. The sound, it's 'queef.'
Bimbo tourist #2: Who's a 'queef?' What's going on?
Bimbo tourist #1: I think he's one of those crazy subway guys you hear about. I think he's telling us he's gay.
Stranger: I can hear you, and I'm not... What? That's 'queer,' you ingrate!
Bimbo tourist #1: Here's some money for you, sir. Buy your boyfriend a nice grocery cart or something.
Stranger: What?! Does it look like I'm homeless to you? I'm wearing fucking YSL over here... I ain't queer and I ain't homeless. You ignorant, you skinny, Paris Hilton-wannabe whores. All I was saying to you was that when your sleazy-ass friend over here pulled her boyfriend's dick out of her STD-ridden pussy, the word...
Bimbo tourist #1: I'm not following... Is he speaking Cockney or something?
Bimbo tourist #2: I don't know. Are you allowed to mace crazy hobos?
Stranger: ...I'm not fucking crazy!
Bimbo tourist #2: Of course you aren't, sir.
Passenger: Oh, shut your mouth, both of ya, or I'm gonna whoop both your scrawny asses, you hear?
Stranger: Thank you. All I was saying was...
Old lady: Ah, hell no! Can't you see this conversation has gone past anyone in this damn subway's comprehension? Know when to drop it, brother. Know when to drop it.
Bimbo tourist #2: [Mouthing] Oh my god.
Bimbo tourist #1: I know. That was intense.
Stranger, muttering to himself: ... Last time I ever take a subway... Unbelievable shit I put up with... Fucking Civics... Unreliable fuckers...
--L train
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from Overheard in New York
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11-28-2006, 01:34 PM
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#1569
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by nononono
Sorry, though you were talking about squirting, which does not come from the vagina. My bad.
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It doesn't?
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11-28-2006, 01:36 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It doesn't?
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Nope.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
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11-28-2006, 01:37 PM
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Location: Flyover land
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by nononono
Sorry, though you were talking about squirting, which does not come from the vagina. My bad.
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Where does it come from? I have never watched it happen, and I'm kinda distracted at the time.
eta huh, go figure. my bad.
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11-28-2006, 01:38 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where does it come from? I have never watched it happen, and I'm kinda distracted at the time.
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You can't feel the difference?
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11-28-2006, 01:41 PM
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#1573
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Guidos for Sebby
A fine specimin indeed. And rare to boot. You don't see them holding onto their antlers into the Winter like that.
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11-28-2006, 01:41 PM
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#1574
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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I hate the media
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Originally posted by nononono
You can't feel the difference?
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I don't know I've done it until after the fact. It just feels like a really intense orgasm. |
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11-28-2006, 01:43 PM
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#1575
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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I hate the media
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Sorry, though you were talking about squirting, which does not come from the vagina. My bad.
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This is what I understood too, though I was just being phun-knee about the sound.
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