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Old 07-30-2003, 01:13 PM   #15856
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Thank you.

I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible . . . our mods, SD and his misogyny; Thurgreed and his porn needs; Atticus and his motto issues; you and your classy rants; our own indie rockers NCS, Jack, Str8 and the Flower; and PJ, Burger, AdL and the rest of the bike junkies.

I'd also like to give big ups to the kids from the Poker table, for holding it down.

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Old 07-30-2003, 01:22 PM   #15857
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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Truth Takes a Holiday)

In the spirit of dtb's most excellent post (Word!) I will offer up someone who I think could be radically improved by some plastic work. Allison the bulldog from BB4. Her nose looks like Rocky Marciano's and this is not character serving, it is a deformity. When something is so awful on you that it is beyond subjectively bad looking, but objectively deformed, by all means, correct it. That aint vanity or insecurity, its a deformity. Many people with large noses are beautfiul= not this girl. Hers looks like its been bashed in on many occasions.
 
Old 07-30-2003, 01:25 PM   #15858
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FUCK! I forgot this was on last night. I am not reading your post bc they rerun it on bravo or com central. was it the finale?

And congrats on your personal K.
It will be on again on Comedy Central on Saturday. Voting today at www.votenbc.com.

Last night was the finals, but the final finale is next week, and I think it's a two hour deal.

(edited to clear up the final/finale thing)
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:32 PM   #15859
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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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For every time (and there have been very few) that I have heard a grown mature man (mature ones, not the 15 to 23 frat boy set) make a derogatory comment about a woman's body/clothing/face/whatever I have heard "grown and mature" women make a 1,000 such comments about other women. Why is that? Do we really blame this on society -- a society in which we are 51% of the population I might add -- or is it just us? I can't help but think that we women are worse to and more judgmental of one another than a man could be. Why?
It is similar in the black community (and other minority communities as well I'm sure). It's an internalization of the racism and sexism people are inundated with in our society. Some of the most racist people against dark skinned blacks in the world are light skinned blacks. And vice versa. It's sad. Comments can range from, "That high yella nigga thinks he's better than the rest of us," to "Don't be such a nigger." It's an unhealthy manifestation of the value put on being lighter skinned by society.

I think women have the same problem. Since a woman's value is quite often viewed solely on a superficial basis, a woman who "improves" her looks through plastic surgery, excercise, whatever, is clearly trying to be "better" than the women who have not. This causes insecurities and jealousy to come out in the form of cattiness, in my opinion.

Or maybe it's because women are just meaner to each other than men.

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Old 07-30-2003, 01:33 PM   #15860
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Sorry that should be SD not sidd. so I edited it.

You were confusing me with SD? You were suggesting I have gender issues on his scale?

Bitch, please.

btw, does the Apple site let you download to a PC? Alternately, do any of the sites that do let you download to a PC let you transfer from there to an iPod?

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Old 07-30-2003, 01:36 PM   #15861
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You were confusing me with SD? You were suggesting I have gender issues on his scale?

Bitch, please.
Don't be such a hetero.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:37 PM   #15862
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btw, does the Apple site let you download to a PC? Alternately, do any of the sites that do let you download to a PC let you transfer from there to an iPod?

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On the first, not yet. There's no PC software (well, there probably is now . . ) that can play on the encoding format used by the apple music store. Apple plans to introduce a windows version of itunes this fall/winter, that will allow you to download to a pc, and then put it on your ipod.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:39 PM   #15863
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I read the opinion card that was printed in the story and I hope the movie producers didn't see it as constructive criticism. I might be wrong, but it seemed more like these people wanted to see Fucking Moron and J-Lo[ok who I am marrying this week] die -- slow and painful.

edited to add that I hope the person who penned the ways to die suggestions on that card (note that there are "more on other side") was not part of the Atlanta focus group --

Bitch, please. It's the Onion. It's a joke.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:41 PM   #15864
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Why is that everyone feels compelled to affirm and proclaim their own sense of security? Seems a bit insecure.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:44 PM   #15865
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Why is that everyone feels compelled to affirm and proclaim their own sense of security? Seems a bit insecure.
It seems to me you have quite a need to question others' senses of security. Is this to make yourself feel less insecure? Or at least less alone in your insecurity? Hmmmm.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:46 PM   #15866
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Bitch, please. It's the Onion. It's a joke.
Already covered -- along with my apparent inability to be either sarcastic or funny. In other words, I know what The Onion is, I tried to be funny and stunk worse than a J-Lo and Benny movie. Moving on.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:48 PM   #15867
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QE (no significant spoilers)

Best episode ever. I had my doubts that the SG was in fact S, what with the sensitivity and the love of chocolate and amaretto and the crying and the Asian GF. (Bitch, please. Armenia is in Asia.)

But what had me in stitches was all the stuff in the bedroom before the makeover. Carson handling the SG's clearly shit-stained tighty-whiteys ("Somebody had Mexican!"), but gingerly holding up the GF's panties like they contained a tarantula. Asking whether the dark spot on the mattress was DNA, and sticking his nose in it. The Ellen DeGeneris reference. Oh, and Carson asking "What does she have that I don't --- I mean other than a working vagina." What possible purpose does the word "working" serve in that sentence?

And Ted during the reveal --- "Ah, the DiSarrrrrrronnnnno . . . ." As if amaretto is classy. He should have made Pisco Sours.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:52 PM   #15868
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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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What is the source of this term? Never heard it before. It is like squicky in that sense.
"Bitch, please" and its brother, "Nigga, please" are so fucking old that no one will be able to give you a source.

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Old 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM   #15869
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Already covered -- along with my apparent inability to be either sarcastic or funny. In other words, I know what The Onion is, I tried to be funny and stunk worse than a J-Lo and Benny movie. Moving on.
For what it's worth, I thought you knew it was from the Onion and you were just going with it and adding to it. It did not make me "LOL!", but that doesn't mean anything. I don't think you stink.
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Old 07-30-2003, 01:56 PM   #15870
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The Real Reason Women Hate Plastic Surgery (Goddamnit, Say What You Really Mean)

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"Bitch, please" and its brother, "Nigga, please" are so fucking old that no one will be able to give you a source.

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