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12-16-2003, 01:34 PM
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#1576
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by bilmore
Every year, I feel guilty for taking all of this time off when I do not acknowledge the deity for which it was designed.
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Blasphemy!! How can you not recognize the deity for which Christmas is designed, the pagan god of the Unconquered Sun!!!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-16-2003, 01:35 PM
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#1577
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by bilmore
You strongly dislike being wrong, don't you?
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You would too, if it ever happened to you. |
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12-16-2003, 01:35 PM
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#1578
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hey! Let's not get nasty here -- my wife congratulates me when I finish a meal in a restaurant without spilling anything on my shirt.
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At $500 a pop, you would think that she would want you to be able to take home some on your shirt as a souvenir (of sorts).
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IRL I'm Charming.
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12-16-2003, 01:37 PM
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#1579
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You would too, if it ever happened to you.
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I'll have to take your word for that. |
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12-16-2003, 01:38 PM
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#1580
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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the truth comes out
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Now that they're interrogating Saddam Hussein, they're finding out all sorts of really awful things about him.
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Damn. That was good.
Fucking Boston fans.
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12-16-2003, 01:42 PM
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#1581
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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tiger news
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
They killed the TIGER bc some moron kept it as a pet and then decided to babysit? That is the most reCOCKulous thing I have ever heard. They should have slaughtered the child's mother and jailed the tiger's illegal owner.
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I think the Tiger was originally from India, but now lives in the states, which makes his constant, pretentious use of the term "namaste" the reason why he was put down. In fact, I heard he wasn't even into yoga.
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12-16-2003, 01:42 PM
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#1582
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Black Irish (Again)
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Ah, the Black Irish. As a general rule, those people are hot, hot, hot.
Minor fetish of mine.
Ooogy wawa.
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Translation: I want Shaquille O'Neal to stab me in the back. |
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12-16-2003, 01:44 PM
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#1583
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You would too, if it ever happened to you.
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BPOTD.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-16-2003, 01:49 PM
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#1584
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Even for Hindus? And what about the godless Bilmore?
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The Hindus are pissed at him too. In fact, I think they're going to discuss they're dissatisfaction with paigow over a burger* later.
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*I was going to say a Tiger burger, but then the joke just fails on the Hindu side. |
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12-16-2003, 01:51 PM
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#1585
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Hindus are pissed at him too. In fact, I think they're going to discuss they're dissatisfaction with paigow over a burger* later.
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*I was going to say a Tiger burger, but then the joke just fails on the Hindu side.
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Do you have an audition in the Catskills coming up? |
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12-16-2003, 01:54 PM
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#1586
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
BPOTD.
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B oring
P ost
O f
T he
D ay
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I'm confused. It wasn't that bad. |
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12-16-2003, 02:02 PM
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#1587
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
B oring
P ost
O f
T he
D ay
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I'm confused. It wasn't that bad.
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Close.
B is for bilmore
meaning predictably droll
P is for post
only one, even if he's on a roll
O is for of
a word most dull
T is for the
here, precision's the goal
And D is for day
less than that would take its toll
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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12-16-2003, 02:04 PM
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#1588
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Can't we just all get along?
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Close.
B is for bilmore
meaning predictably droll
P is for post
only one, even if he's on a roll
O is for of
a word most dull
T is for the
here, precision's the goal
And D is for day
less than that would take its toll
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Ugh, can we have a BPPOTD as well (bad poetry)? This was that bad. |
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12-16-2003, 02:04 PM
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#1589
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I got it
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The term has been translated to me as meaning "all that is good and beautiful in me greets all that is good and beautiful in you."
Which might explain why Paigow doesn't like it. "My inner coke-whore says hi to your inner coke-whore" doesn't have the same ring.
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I dont knwo where I got htis coke whore rap from. I think I once espoused a whatever makes your world turn approach to coke and other mood enhances and sunny bunny took that to mean that I am bingeed out. I guess Sidd is a sunnybunny acolyte? |
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12-16-2003, 02:04 PM
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#1590
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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the truth comes out
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Tyrone_Slothrop
Now that they're interrogating Saddam Hussein, they're finding out all sorts of really awful things about him.
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After the Pedro/Zimmer incident, I hear he accepted George's offer as head of stadium security. |
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