Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How could poor Chelsea avoid being ugly?

It's against my better judgment to bring this up at all, because I fear it will trigger the total and complete emptying of Penske's sock drawer. The Stalin Board will go silent, this board will groan from the new weight, and I anticipate hearing a sucking sound through the monitor.

However, even though the Chelsea of the early 90s was sadly unattractive, at least she's become less so in recent years.



Still don't think I'd do her, but I've heard she now compares favorably to the average Moldovan.

Gattigap

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
There was a point at which Hillary was passably attractive.

I agree. You have to remember that she is in her 50's now and she has gained quite a bit of weight. Well, Chelsea's ass has "future wide load" written all over it, too. But the face is mostly what I am talking about:



She is worse looking than both of her parents.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Actually we're pleased she didn't come back, and can't figure out how we got so lucky that she didn't...

A senator retired in New York, but not in Illinois that year?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have been to Chicago, and I'm really curious as to where it is that you spend all your time that you are surrounded by really hot people such that normally not-unattractive/well-groomed people are deemed hideous. Because I certainly didn't get that impression of the place.

This would go for whereever Hankie is and Pittsburg or Harrisburg or whatever for SD and various other places.

I work in LA, I'm Chief Intellectual Property Counsel at Playboy Magazine.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A senator retired in New York, but not in Illinois that year?

do you think she'd have moved to Gaza if Arafat retired that year?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Me
Perhaps all true, but we will see what Chelsea's ass and legs look like when she is Hillary's age. As for their faces:

Hillary's arse is not a product of age or too much sitting. She's not carrying the "secretarial spread" - she's got what farm folk would call "birthing hips." If she went on a binge Atkins/methamphetamine diet, she'd still have a great big backyard.

If Bill got a nose job, he'd be Hollywood attractive. The guy has the statesman look down pat. The only cat who looked more presidential was Reagan. Bush looks like Alfred E. Neumann and his father looked like some gin-addled patrician who stumbled into the White House after taking a wrong turn looking for his cousin's horse farm.

But no one looks worse than Barbara Bush. She's looks Johnny Winter was cross bred with a giant prune. I think her popularity is actually pity for her, because so far as I've seen from interviews, she's every bit as obnoxiously arrogant as the rest of her family.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a rumor that your box was full. I assume that the gossipy one who told me this was referring to your PM box, but I can't be sure. Might want to check it just in case. Or any other box you might have (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

Rest assured that I care enough to tell you this despite the fact that I don't love you.

You were right, of course. And here I was thinking that everyone was ignoring me. Now perhaps I will get some special notes.

You don't have to love me...just care.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap

Clearly shot through a soft focus lens.

How about this one:



Anyhow, the point isn't whether she is ugly or not so much as it is whether she is uglier than both her parents are.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have been to Chicago, and I'm really curious as to where it is that you spend all your time that you are surrounded by really hot people such that normally not-unattractive/well-groomed people are deemed hideous. Because I certainly didn't get that impression of the place.

This would go for whereever Hankie is and Pittsburg or Harrisburg or whatever for SD and various other places.

Why do you insist on thinking I'm in Harrisburg? I'm in the City of Brotherly Love, my dear scrivener.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
A senator retired in New York, but not in Illinois that year?

Like she'd let that stop her?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Me


Anyhow, the point isn't whether she is ugly or not so much as it is whether she is uglier than both her parents are.

She's as ugly as both of her parents.

Her momma is ugly. Her daddy is ugly. She's ugly.

And this topic is perhaps the lamest we've had in weeks.

Really, folks, I try and I try, but I need your help.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
When they cut to the audience, it's clear there's no one over 25 in the entire place and fully 1/3 of them are wearing hockey jerseys.

Sweater...hockey sweater

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
While we're at it, has someone explained why it's the "Maple Leafs"? This is grating. Some thought went into this, presumably, and they chose a word that is a third person present conjugation, not a plural noun.

Please. It is obviously French. Obviously I am not the only one around here with little knowledge or respect of things foreign, but at least I know some French-Canadian thing when I see it.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But no one looks worse than Barbara Bush. She's looks Johnny Winter was cross bred with a giant prune.

Agreed. How did that marriage happen? Was it one of those upper-class arranged marriages?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm in the City of Brotherly Love, my dear scrivener.

That explains the ass forest on the women.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Me
Clearly shot through a soft focus lens.

How about this one:

Judging from her outfit and from Dieter standing behind her, it was clearly taken during her Sprocket phase.



And, let's admit it, I think even Mike Myers would ask for a free pass for anything done during that unfortunate period.