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Jesus_Just_Left_Chicago · 03-15-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
Are you saying that Penske is the Christ?

Much as John chronicled my words in his gospel at 12:44-46 when he said:

"Then Jesus cried aloud:

'Whoever believes in me believes not in me but in him who sent me.

And whoever sees me sees him who sent me.

I have come as light into the world, so that everyone who believes in me should not remain in the darkness.'"

I think the transubstantiation of the PLF into The Penske marks the point at which this board must come to believe not in the socks that it sees with its mortal sinful eyes but in He who has sent them.

Praise The Penske!

Fugee · 03-15-2004, 11:58 PM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
Are you saying that Penske is the Christ?

Considering his sockage, past and present, he is more like this guy

9 Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"
10 "My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are many." And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area.
11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, "Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them." 13 He gave them permission, and the evil spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.

I think this is what happened to Ken Pornstarr.

God · 03-16-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Fugee

9 Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"
10 "My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are many." And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area.
11 A large herd of pigs was feeding on the nearby hillside. 12 The demons begged Jesus, "Send us among the pigs; allow us to go into them." 13 He gave them permission, and the evil spirits came out and went into the pigs. The herd, about two thousand in number, rushed down the steep bank into the lake and were drowned.

Poor little piggies. I grounded Jesus for that one, believe you Me!

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by God
Poor little piggies. I grounded Jesus for that one, believe you Me!

If you grounded him for that, what did you crucify him for?

BTW - what's JC up to these days?

ltl/fb · 03-16-2004, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by God
Poor little piggies. I grounded Jesus for that one, believe you Me!

You really should be careful about posting such that Your moniker is right above Not Me's on the home page. It reminds me of "Are You There God? It's [Not] Me, Margaret."

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 01:17 AM

Get an avatar, will you?

ltl/fb · 03-16-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Get an avatar, will you?

God is not for you to see, dumbass.

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Get an avatar, will you?

And don't get one of those old man with a beard Santa Clause-esque avatars. I want to see God in a speedo.

God · 03-16-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Get an avatar, will you?

Go burn in Hell.

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by God
Go burn in Hell.

Fine, just don't crucify me.

Sure you wouldn't wear a speedo? You know, with metrosexuals being all the rage nowadays and everything.

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 02:09 AM

http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99994776

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Distant object could be 'tenth planet'
15:55 15 March 04 NewScientist.com news service

Pluto's title as the outermost planet could be in jeopardy, with the discovery of a large object orbiting the Sun far further out than any other.

The object, dubbed Sedna for the Inuit goddess of the sea, lies about 10 billion miles from the Sun, nearly twice as far as Pluto. Its estimated 2000-kilometre diameter is about 90 per cent the size of Pluto's, making Sedna the largest Solar System object discovered since Pluto itself in 1930.

"Sedna is very big, and much farther out than previous discoveries," discoverer Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology told The Australian. "I'm pretty sure there are other large bodies there too." Brown's team is expected to reveal further details of the discovery later on Monday.

Not Me · 03-16-2004, 05:12 AM

Is that fucking Clapton in your Avatar?

Jesus fucking Christ. Clapton is God in your book? A freaking heroin addict who entrusts his kids to a nanny too fucking stupid to watch them properly and the kid ends up falling to his death. And who is now so insecure in his masculinity that he has to be with a woman about 40 years younger than he is is God in your book?

You are a fucking pathetic god.

Get a new avatar idiot.

God · 03-16-2004, 05:31 AM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Is that fucking Clapton in your Avatar?

Not anymore.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

While I think such language is uncalled for, I sympathize with the sentiment. Apparently the little scamp guessed my password and decided to play a prank, forgetting that I am all-seeing and all-knowing as well as all-powerful.

He has been reminded. Thanks for the graphic rendition, Mel!

leagleaze · 03-16-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by God
Not anymore. While I think such language is uncalled for, I sympathize with the sentiment. Apparently the little scamp guessed my password and decided to play a prank, forgetting that I am all-seeing and all-knowing as well as all-powerful.

He has been reminded. Thanks for the graphic rendition, Mel!

This is what God looks like.

Everybody knows this.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-16-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
This is what God looks like.

You couldn't be more wrong.

It is obvious from the red background that that is the devil.

TM