imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Umm, did you miss the point? A women who can cum just from shopping sure won't need a husband around.

It only happened ONE TIME. I would think you could get over it. I've been having to make do with the damn pool boy, and he's just not hung like you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Her vapidity probably generates more unworthy posts than anyone. If she were on ignore- my test before I hit send- "is this the most vapid post in the last 15 minutes?" would more often point to "don't post." Since I read all her posts, my test hardly ever says "abort!"

I understand what you are saying. But I had to read your post three or four times to understand. I admit I am tired, but that is not the only reason. The value of a post is not measured solely in the quality of its message. It is a cost-benefit analysis. The quality of the post vs. the difficulty in understanding the post. If you spent a little more time on post construction, I think your popularity as an internet chatting board poster would skyrocket.

I only write this because I believe in you.

[Jack Manfred]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That first song sounds like a segueway out of Drums/Space. Will there be seating at this event?

Rogue Wave plays at Slim's, which has seating on its upper level. That's either first-come, first-served or for the A&R guys. I'm not sure.

[Atticus Grinch]

The Defamer is reporting that Audrey Tautou has been picked to play opposite Tom Hanks in the feeeelm of The Da Vinci Code.

Which raises the hypothetical question: is it awkward to call out the Lord's name when you're nailing a direct descendant of Mary Magdelene?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Defamer is reporting that Audrey Tautou has been picked to play opposite Tom Hanks in the feeeelm of The Da Vinci Code.

Which raises the hypothetical question: is it awkward to call out the Lord's name when you're nailing a direct descendant of Mary Magdelene?

She is a great choice for the role. That said, I think the Hanks choice sucks balls. He is absolutely wrong for the role.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
But this reminds me -- have any of the ladies in the house ever had a dream and woke up having a real life orgasm? [...] This is distinguishable from where you orgasm in the dream itself,

Why is the dream version not "real life" if it's really happening, and you know about it?

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by dtb
Why is the dream version not "real life" if it's really happening, and you know about it?

Are you asking me about masturbating high in a tree in a forest and whether anyone would know about it? No? Just checking.

[Jesus]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The Defamer is reporting that Audrey Tautou has been picked to play opposite Tom Hanks in the feeeelm of The Da Vinci Code.

Which raises the hypothetical question: is it awkward to call out the Lord's name when you're nailing a direct descendant of Mary Magdelene?

OK, so it's OK to make the Da Vinci Code, it's OK to nominate it for an Oscar but Passion of the Christ is a no no. Can you say conspiracy?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Jesus
OK, so it's OK to make the Da Vinci Code, it's OK to nominate it for an Oscar but Passion of the Christ is a no no. Can you say conspiracy?

Nominate what for an Oscar?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It only happened ONE TIME. I would think you could get over it. I've been having to make do with the damn pool boy, and he's just not hung like you.

Since I am hung like a raisin, you must mean someone else.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Jesus
OK, so it's OK to make the Da Vinci Code, it's OK to nominate it for an Oscar but Passion of the Christ is a no no. Can you say conspiracy?

Confidential to Jesus: I suspect the Jews are involved. PM me for details.

[Buddha]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Confidential to Jesus: I suspect the Jews are involved. PM me for details.

Before you do, Jesus, remember: believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

I write this only because I believe in you.








(Well, not literally. But I do care.)

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone been there in Tampa? I've heard it is the best strip club in the universe.

It is allegedly the place where the lap dance was invented. And it certainly has the reputation as one of the best strip clubs in the country. As bill killer noted, it's on Dale Mabry Highway, and is only a few blocks from Raymond James Stadium. Out of town rock stars, and football and baseball players are frequent visitors. (note to bill -- the strip joint with the spaceship on top is the 2001 Odyssey, which is right across the steet from the Mons)

I've never been in the Mons (why would I lie? I'm anonymous), but according to friends who have, the girls are simply stunning. Warning -- the city of Tampa enacted a six-foot buffer ordinance a couple of years ago in an effort to stamp out lap dancing, and the police occasionally raid the place.

Have fun.

[Alex_de_Large]

I had no idea that Paul Giamatti is former baseball commish Bart Giamatti's son.

[evenodds]

Sorry, double post.