Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought I just remembered a fun ABBA fact, that she hates lacy bras and undies, but then I remember the pink lacy black bow tie number and am wondering if I confuse her with someone else.

I don't hate lacy bras and undies. I like pretty undergarments. Though I am often commando and braless when appropriate.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Did you ever notice on NYPD Blue (back in the late 90s when there were still a few people watching it) that Kim Delaney's character always wore bunchy seamed bras with silk or smooth cotton sleeveless sweaters? Was that supposed to be her Sipowiczism (the female equivalent of wearing a short sleeved patterned sport shirt with a tie)?

I didn't notice the bunchiness so much as the bras she wore gave her torpedo tits.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
If you don't believe that, do you perhaps believe that if you buy the jeans, you will loll about naked with gorgeous models?

Why would you buy jeans, when coors light or bud will accomplish hte same goal?

I am on a different computer than usual and the paperclip with the nippley looking eyes that makes unhelpful suggestions won't go away. How do i kill him?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why would you buy jeans, when coors light or bud will accomplish hte same goal?

Yeah, sure, if you're a man, in just another example of how men have it so much easier.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mine bleed when i run more than 7 or 8 miles in the summer. my family is disgusted by this. Are you saying if i wear a mansierre it might not happen? I'd need a training mansierre.

Band-aids, vaseline or non-cotton shirts (or all three) will prevent this.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am on a different computer than usual and the paperclip with the nippley looking eyes that makes unhelpful suggestions won't go away. How do i kill him?

If memory serves, right-clicking the mouse when the curser is on the little guy gives you the option of getting rid of him.

Apropos of nothing, I thought that your re line said "chris."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am on a different computer than usual and the paperclip with the nippley looking eyes that makes unhelpful suggestions won't go away. How do i kill him?

turn off office assistant. help menu.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Band-aids, vaseline or non-cotton shirts (or all three) will prevent this.

Shhhh. Let him get the mansierre. It's what he really wants to do anyway.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't hate lacy bras and undies. I like pretty undergarments. Though I am often commando and braless when appropriate.

And this is not appropriate when?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Shhhh. Let him get the mansierre. It's what he really wants to do anyway.

I think he wants Coltrane to apply Vaseline to his nipples.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I think he wants Coltrane to apply Vaseline to his nipples.

He really should use a water-based lubricant in that case. Vaseline and latex condoms don't mix. Uh, or that's my understanding.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I think he wants Coltrane to apply Vaseline to his nipples.

And just like that, a return to the throwing up discussion.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I think he wants Coltrane to apply Vaseline to his nipples.

Maybe, but only in a platonic way. I am comfortable with C and me salving each other up for a run, but then we run and that's it! Not like when slave and SS grease each other up to get ready to "lift."

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Band-aids, vaseline or non-cotton shirts (or all three) will prevent this.

Fuck vaseline.