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07-18-2005, 06:53 PM
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#1576
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
And I'm holding the door open. After you.
TM
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Our weekend together
Seemed to work out so well,
But I sent you this card.
Now we're going to hell.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-18-2005, 06:55 PM
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#1577
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Miss Manners would be appalled. It's bad enough people can't write out a simple, personalized "thank you" on a 5x8 sheet of white or ecru writing paper but rather resort to cards with dalmatian puppies or reprints of a Monet to express the simplest concept of gratitude, and that prospective wedding guests everywhere are presumed to lack the refinement to draft a proper response to an invitation, but now one needs a greeting card to inform her married lover that she can't continue the relationship any longer? Isn't that what text messages are for?
Our society is going to hell.
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Baby, I told you, I've been busy. I promise to send you a handwritten thank-you note, as soon as I finish washing my hair in Europe.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-18-2005, 06:59 PM
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#1578
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Didn't you get my text?
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"LV ME ALON U FREK!"
That was you? Misdirected, Darlin' -- you need to clean out your Contacts list.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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07-18-2005, 07:08 PM
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#1579
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ahem.
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
See, it's just for work. He's nothing to me. Really. He's no internet boyfriend, that's for sure. |
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07-18-2005, 07:10 PM
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#1580
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just so you know, one of the cards RT especially likes uses "lay" instead of "lie." You should write to them.
Prague sounds good. I'm sure it will be a working vacation.
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OH. MY. GOD.
Well, there goes the Prague idea. If I can't use a card for the occasion owing to improper verb usage, I guess the adultery thing is out. |
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07-18-2005, 07:12 PM
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#1581
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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For every occassion
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Our weekend together
Seemed to work out so well,
But I sent you this card.
Now we're going to hell.
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We're leaving a paper trail
Are we insane
But his divorce lawyer weeps
'Cause this biodegrades
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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07-18-2005, 07:18 PM
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#1582
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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For every occassion
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Originally posted by Gattigap
We're leaving a paper trail
Are we insane
But his divorce lawyer weeps
'Cause this biodegrades
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As if the hotel bill
Weren't enough
This card will serve
As a final nail in our fucking coffins (sts) |
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07-18-2005, 07:19 PM
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#1583
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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07-18-2005, 08:18 PM
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#1584
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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>>But there was another element of her posts that unnerved me. Most parents don't like to think the person watching their children is there for a salary. We often build up a mythology of friendship with our nannies, pretending the nanny admires us and loves our children so much that she would continue to visit even without pay.
Wahh, yuppies complaining about the help. Fucking die. |
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07-18-2005, 08:35 PM
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#1585
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
>>But there was another element of her posts that unnerved me. Most parents don't like to think the person watching their children is there for a salary. We often build up a mythology of friendship with our nannies, pretending the nanny admires us and loves our children so much that she would continue to visit even without pay.
Wahh, yuppies complaining about the help. Fucking die.
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I'm told that there's another hot nanny who's now looking for work:
Jude Law bangs nanny
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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07-18-2005, 09:41 PM
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#1586
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Not Bob & Friends
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I turned down the volume on the Homerun Derby b/c I couldn't stand to listen to Berman. Can't they put Soup on TV and Berman on the radio?
Kruk is so fucking dumb is embarrassing. Harold Reynolds wasn't doing himself any favors by claiming that Jon Garland was performing so well b/c he is a 5th starter and gets to face other 5th starters. Right, b/c 5th starters match up with each other for the rest of the year -- dumbass.
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This is one of my biggest pet peeves about baseball writing/commentary. It's like they think it's squash or college tennis or something. Fucking idiots. |
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07-18-2005, 09:48 PM
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#1587
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Not Bob & Friends
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please don't refer to Bad News Bears as BNB anymore. It confuses me.
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I've written about 1000 emails over the last 6 months with "BNB" in the subject line. And I always get a tangy and zesty feeling when I do it. So a tip of the cap to my favorite sexy Floridian (if that is where you're at . . . it's hard to keep track).
P.S. Go see the remake everyone. It's funny! It's good! |
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07-18-2005, 11:32 PM
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#1588
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm told that there's another hot nanny who's now looking for work:
Jude Law bangs nanny
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Isn't that the point of getting a nanny? Shit, go to greataupair.com and look at the hot 20 year olds from Sweeden and France. And yes honey it is OK for her to be nude around the house if she feels more comfortable that way. |
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07-19-2005, 12:44 AM
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#1589
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Not Bob & Friends
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[to nonononono] Are you nfh?
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I certainly hope not. (Uh, no offense, nfh.)
Apropos of nothing, I like the re line -- sounds like I have a variety show on CBS circa 1975. And, TM, you are right about the play. Stupid. And also right that no one cares because it isn't the ALCS. And about Leiter. And my missing zero. |
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07-19-2005, 12:46 AM
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#1590
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Not Bob & Friends
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
I certainly hope not. (Uh, no offense, nfh.)
Apropos of nothing, I like the re line -- sounds like I have a variety show on CBS circa 1975. And, TM, you are right about the play. Stupid. And also right that no one cares because it isn't the ALCS. And about Leiter. And my missing zero.
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I'm going to have to press you to explain all of this to me.
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