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[nononono]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't know I've done it until after the fact. It just feels like a really intense orgasm.

Huh. Maybe you should film it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by nononono
Huh. Maybe you should film it.

Huh. No thanks. I no longer see the guy who was really into inducing it.

It does kind of feel like peeing, but I never thought it was actually that closely related, since most of what I've read about it is assuring women that no, they aren't peeing on themselves.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Huh. No thanks. I no longer see the guy who was really into inducing it.

It does kind of feel like peeing, but I never thought it was actually that closely related, since most of what I've read about it is assuring women that no, they aren't peeing on themselves.

How did this topic come up under this subject line? "Ping. Pow! Swish.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How did this topic come up under this subject line? "Ping. Pow! Swish.

Women have orgasms?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Women have orgasms?

Fringey thinks so, but she's really just peeing.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
Women have orgasms?

Probably not in your presence. But a "Ping. Pow! Swish. is different from an orgasm anyway.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fringey thinks so, but she's really just peeing.

My pee is really non-stinky. I bet people would like me to be their resident homeless person for just that reason.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Spank is now on the PB. what is the over/under for length of resonse to T's response? I'm betting 1 entire page.

side bet? how may "stupids" counting synonyms? 3 is my pick.

3 is a ridiculously low bet. In fact, it is a stupid number to pick. Idiot.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
My pee is really non-stinky. I bet people would like me to be their resident homeless person for just that reason.

did you notice when you thought you were peeing your concern was limited to "peeing on yourself," with no apparent concern for your paramour? He would be the one most accurately being "peed on" if your concern had proven true.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
did you notice when you thought you were peeing? your concern was limited to "peeing on yourself," with no apparent concern for your paramour? He would be the one most accurately being "peed on" if your concern had proven true.

Prior to Ollie's enlightening post, I never thought I was peeing on myself, as I read kinda compulsively and had read about the whole thing before I ever experienced it. The applicable paramours make an effort to have it happen, so apparently, taking Ollie's statement as true, they are into watersports.

Why the hell am I discussing this? I hereby stop. Ask nononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo who is apparently the expert.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why the hell am I discussing this?

This was my question from several posts ago and it never got answered!!!!

For the past two days I have really mixed things up by ordering a turkey and ham Subway for lunch as opposed to a plain turkey Subway like I have done for years. The Subway guys act like they barely know me anymore and like I have really thrown them for a loop. That is sortof how I felt when you started posting about squirting. It's not bad, and is in fact quite intriguing, but it just shocked me for some reason. But alas, it looks as though I am going back to turkey and you are going back to not posting about squirting.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where does it come from? I have never watched it happen, and I'm kinda distracted at the time.

eta huh, go figure. my bad.

Unless I am scrolling too fast where does it come from? I thought it did come from your vagina after G spot stimulation?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
This was my question from several posts ago and it never got answered!!!!

For the past two days I have really mixed things up by ordering a turkey and ham Subway for lunch as opposed to a plain turkey Subway like I have done for years. The Subway guys act like they barely know me anymore and like I have really thrown them for a loop. That is sortof how I felt when you started posting about squirting. It's not bad, and is in fact quite intriguing, but it just shocked me for some reason. But alas, it looks as though I am going back to turkey and you are going back to not posting about squirting.

I thought you were just asking how it ended up under the media-hating subject line, and I didn't know the answer to that.

Why ham and turkey? And why are you changing back?

ETA oh, I remember now. My bad. I was making a sort of joke type thing about "release" and then nononoooooooooo started running with it and I'm easily instigated.

[nononono]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought you were just asking how it ended up under the media-hating subject line, and I didn't know the answer to that.

Why ham and turkey? And why are you changing back?

ETA oh, I remember now. My bad. I was making a sort of joke type thing about "release" and then nononoooooooooo started running with it and I'm easily instigated.

Guilty as charged. But it made for an interesting, educational hour.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by nononono
Guilty as charged. But it made for an interesting, educational hour.

.....during which I consumed my turkey and ham Subway.

This is utterly revolting, especially in the context of this thread, but has everyone seen the disgusting photos of Britney's bare fancy place and butt? You can even see the c-section scar. Even *I* know that you do not go commando when wearing a skirt that barely covers your fancy place, and if you do, you certainly do not get drunk and lounge open-legged in Paris Hilton's car.

She must absolutely have no brain at all to conduct herself thusly whilst staging her 'comeback" and battling for custody of her kids.