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07-30-2003, 04:27 PM
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#15946
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by bilmore
Good lord, he's got the beginning of a pussy?
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That was bad. So very bad. Even for you. Shame on you.
sf
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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07-30-2003, 04:28 PM
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#15947
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by bilmore
Good lord, he's got the beginning of a pussy?
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Exactly. A non-working vagina. Just like Carson.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-30-2003, 04:28 PM
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#15948
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by bilmore
Good lord, he's got the beginning of a pussy?
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It's not functional, as previously discussed. You do realize he's the blond fashion guy on QESG? |
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07-30-2003, 04:29 PM
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#15949
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
niggas please, throw them out (Am I allowed to use this one or just bitch please? )
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If you think I'm going to okay this for you, you're crazy, wackadoo, loony, loopy, etc. (I can't even think of the right word to use for you since you're already all of the above, but if you can, that's what you are). You'll get yourself killed. And I don't want you saying, "But Thurgreed said I could," right before you do.
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Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 07-30-2003 at 06:42 PM..
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07-30-2003, 04:30 PM
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#15950
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
Posts: 203
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I Love Cola Turka
Chevy Chase pimps Turkish cola. I guess that AFLAC ad just did not pay the bills.
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07-30-2003, 04:35 PM
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#15951
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Guest
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Since my hot gay male friends have long gotten more female attention than I have, I'm gonna keep wearing the hybrids.
Boxers are too dangly, and arguably decrease sensitivity.
Sidd(my boys need support)Finch
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Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this. |
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07-30-2003, 04:37 PM
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#15952
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A non-working vagina.
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I thought this was called a Change Agent.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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07-30-2003, 04:38 PM
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#15953
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not functional, as previously discussed. You do realize he's the blond fashion guy on QESG?
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Penske's a trading-places blond designer on TV? Who shaves his . . .um, . . cat?
I'm so confused. |
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07-30-2003, 04:40 PM
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#15954
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this.
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Sidd just hasn't figured out that you need to take the boxers off before sex. |
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07-30-2003, 04:41 PM
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#15955
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this.
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Today's stubborn generation ignores that sweet promise in exchange for vanity and comfort. Men are left to choose between boxers and briefs.
Some gamble their salvation on the garment that covers the most skin--the boxer. But only a hedonist could endure the free-swinging movement that boxers allow! God's verdict is clear: You must wear "Tighty-Whities."
The Bible Clearly States you are forbidden to "go commando" or "free-style." That's a sin! And any woman who suggests you wear a thong or g-string is a strumpet and a whore! God has spoken.
No comment.
strumpet and whore
I swear to you this site is called Boxers or Briefs - what would Jesus do?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-30-2003, 04:42 PM
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#15956
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Think Outside the Jar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Marinating
Posts: 268
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QUEER EYE
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Anyway, I'll be interested to hear your reviews once her show airs.
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Well allrighty. He is my generic review of the show. I thought this show would suck, but it does not. I thought it was a show for the Will and Grace crowd (i.e. hetero women who like makeover shows and looking at pretty boys who they can never have and self-hating gays who like to watch flaming members of their community that are secretly ashamed of). I am no hetero woman or self-hating gay but I like this show.* The hooker-from Trenton show was funny, and so are most of the other comments. Sometimes the guy is so clueless that he doesn't realize that they are goofing on him. For example: "which tie would go with this?" [picks tie] "that's right! Was that a guess?" I think the makeovers are more impressive than they otherwise would be because the guys they pick are so pathetic. For example, they found the one guy who never figured out that 2 distinct smaller eyebrows are better than one uber-brow. Insert the obligatory salon-waxing scene and watch hilarity ensue. It is like a recipe for funniness, except that it doesn't involve measuring spoons. How can you go wrong with that?
*Things that I am also not:
1) a lesbian woman
2) a self-hating heterosexual
3) a non self-hating gay
4) a chinese
5) a phlebotomist
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Laughter is the best medicine, except for vicodin.
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07-30-2003, 04:43 PM
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#15957
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spreadin the word
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: I am with you always
Posts: 203
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Punk'd
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
LEBANON, Ind. — The parents who thought their daughter was alive 17 years after her abduction have fallen prey to a cruel hoax. The woman who called them and said she was their little girl was lying, police said Wednesday.
"We have new information in the Shannon Sherrill abduction and it has been determined to be false," 1st Sgt. Dave Bursten of the Indiana State Police said at a press conference.
"The woman who contact Dorothy Sherrill claiming to be Shannon Marie Sherrill was actually the perpatrator of a cruel hoax.”
The caller was identified as Donna L. Walker, 35, of Topeka, Kan., but an investigation has determined she was not Sherrill, Bursten said. Her whereabouts were not known on Wednesday, he said.
Police have issued a warrant for Walker's arrest, charging her with identity deception and false reporting.
Only days ago, a woman contacted the girl's parents and said she might be their daughter.
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Taut and Well-Rounded
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07-30-2003, 04:44 PM
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#15958
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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The 12th Step, by Stuart Smally
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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I don't.
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POTW.
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07-30-2003, 04:44 PM
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#15959
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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I am going to call this post "Testing Francis"
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this.
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I will agree that you are somewhere slightly less than 100% correct on that. Let's call it 98%.
Oh, and, bilmore, the remove the boxers comment was good. Maybe paigow is also mainly correct that people seem funnier today than usual.
Other than [insert name of poster you dislike here]. |
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07-30-2003, 04:47 PM
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#15960
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Punk'd
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Originally posted by W.W.L.D.
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
LEBANON, Ind. — The parents...
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I guess it's better than Beirut, Indiana...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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