Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this.

More sensitive to what? NRBs?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sort of. But why is there a log in my eye?

Don't just bend over. Get all the way on your knees.

TM

[Mr. Man]

So, like, what is the deal? Any Ween fans out there?

As my intellectual superior Beavis used to say: "Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up."

Originally posted by LessinSF
While technically correct, the uncensored videotape of Blind Date outtakes showed them too - while still on the guy, who was getting a massage by his "date" back at his appartment. He put the moves on her and she said something along the lines of "No way, not with the skidmarks on your undershorts," while the camera focused in and they put an arrow on the screen to help the visually impaired. It was hilarious, as was the rest of the videotape, which also had a goodly portion of artifically enhanced women undressing on it.

As much as I find you to be a worthless, spittle wielding, namedropping, sleazoid insurance lawyer, old guy at the end of the bar with the kids, windbag, it frightens me that I was just thinkgikng about buying this tape this morning and then you post about it. It make me think that like in ten years we are going to be When Less Met Paigow. Except that I find you repulsive.

[BB4 - Best season yet, so far. The X-Factor has made the house much more outrightly acrimonious and the scheming far more open. I disagree with PP that David is boring. The killing of Alison's stuffed rabbit every night in a different way a la Kenny from South Park was brilliantly funny. Jee may be the stupidest contestant ever, not because he is obviously over-the-top dumb (like Scott was), but because he thinks he is Machiavellian, when he is simply clueless. The producers, however, will not be happy if Allison is evicted because they are losing all their attractive women.

Well now I know why your FB numbers are so high. You apparently find anything attractive. Have you seen Allison's face by any chance? Heard her annoying accent? Seen her freshman fifteen college sweatshirt? She is a bulldog. And the elephant thing is completely stupid. Jee however is priceless. For the reasons you say. And I have to wonder if he and Jun might get it on at some point, bc she clearly has him whipped and has a clear need to feel attractive. Probably bc Erika's fake tits are making her feel insecure.

Another thing that is REALLY troubling me about this show is that I am now finding Robert to be strangely attractive. What is with that guy

For Love or Money 2 - bad rehash and the producers know it, that's why they are changing it up and offering the men cash to leave, which one apparently takes.

I cannot watch this show bc I am totally maxed out on the hetero version of this genre. I will watch the next Bachelor bc I heart Fat Bobby and maybe the Bachelrette but am otehrwise done. Erin bugs me for some reason. Maybe bc her eyebrows are overplucked?

Cupid - surprisingly watchable

I saw the first two episodes and can no longer watch bc it conflicts with something else I am watching - apparently boy meets boy and comic. But I hav a total girl crush on Laura the friend. She is totally the type of girl I am attracted to for some reason. I knew someone who looked and acted just like her and I just had such a girl crush. Very cool chick.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Wow, first post. Interesting place to jump in I guess. I have been told by some of the most esteemed members of the panel (while taking my hard earned virtual money in poker) that if I mention that notcasesensitive is "friendly" towards me no one will mess with me. True?

Uh, no. Not even close. Bitch, please, thanks for playing.

TM

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I saw the first two episodes and can no longer watch bc it conflicts with something else I am watching - apparently boy meets boy and comic. But I hav a total girl crush on Laura the friend. She is totally the type of girl I am attracted to for some reason. I knew someone who looked and acted just like her and I just had such a girl crush. Very cool chick.

Cupid is a great show. I came across it while channel surfing and now I'm hooked. I have to agree about Laura. She's a complete uber-bitch, but somehow that just makes me want her really bad.

sf

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
As much as I find you to be a worthless, spittle wielding, namedropping, sleazoid insurance lawyer, old guy at the end of the bar with the kids, windbag,

I don't think Less spits.

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
“I am mindful that we’re all sinners and I caution those who may try to take a speck out of the neighbor’s eye when they got a log in their own,” the president said. “I think it is important for our society to respect each individual, to welcome those with good hearts.”

Can someone please explain to me what that last bit means. I've read it a couple of times and I just don't get it.

The balance of the quote:

"On the other hand, that does not mean that someone like me needs to compromise on the issue of marriage," he added.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

He got hooked up because he's a cameraman or something and knew someone associated with the show (which I guess is how they get their subjects -- don't think you can apply).

Actually, you can. Currently they are only seeking men from the NYC metro area who have a "big event" coming up where they want to impress their SO, friends or family:

Prelimary application here (at bottom of page)

Any takers?? Nominees??

FWIW, I agree on Jai being the "gayest", whatever that means (flamboyant??), but Carson is real close... Jai apparently did a long stint performing as "Angel" in Rent on Broadway.

[purse junkie]

Spouses' on-line surveillance of their chat-room-ho wives/husbands is hot fodder in divorce court:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/tech...nfidelity.html

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
More sensitive to what? NRBs?

FTFAA. Know what that means? Fuck these fucking acronyms already. I dont know what NRBs is or are. Newly razored balls?

THe answer is more sensitive to anything that comes near it..

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
[Re: President Bush and gayness]

I second TM's nomination of Ty for POTW, but I award this post my

Best . . . Re: line . . . ever.

[Edited to say: Maybe by "ever" I meant "that I can think of right now, other than the one about Paigow and skull-fucking"]

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
FTFAA. Know what that means? Fuck these fucking acronyms already. I dont know what NRBs is or are. Newly razored balls?

THe answer is more sensitive to anything that comes near it..

I thought NRBs* were pretty standard fare, in both life and common vernacular...

*No Reason Boners

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Huh? That's like saying that getting a brazilian decreases sensitivity. If the stuff is hanging free, there should be more sensitivity, right? I am pretty sure that most of the obard would agree that I am mainly correct on this.

When the stuff is hanging there -- just sitting in my shorts -- is not really the time for sensitivity. Though that does happen, which brings up a whole different kinda problem (which I now understand is called "NRB").

The theory is that if the head of your penis is rubbing on cloth all day long, eventually the head is going to be desensitized.

Comparisons to a brazilian are kinda non-sensical, unless you have a six inch clit.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't just bend over. Get all the way on your knees.

TM

Okay, that was POTW.