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Old 07-30-2003, 05:26 PM   #15976
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When the stuff is hanging there -- just sitting in my shorts -- is not really the time for sensitivity. Though that does happen, which brings up a whole different kinda problem.

The theory is that if the head of your penis is rubbing on cloth all day long, eventually the head is going to be desensitized.

Comparisons to a brazilian are kinda non-sensical, unless you have a six inch clit.
Who says I dont? Not to make anyone feel insecure or anthing, but I had it surgically enhanced.

Isnt the head of your dick (I am not mature enough to say "penis") rubbing against cloth all day unless you are nekkid?

Not sure I want the answr to this bc i may be meeting you soonly and dont need TMI on the Finch family jewels.
 
Old 07-30-2003, 05:28 PM   #15977
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Who says I dont? Not to make anyone feel insecure or anthing, but I had it surgically enhanced.

Isnt the head of your dick (I am not mature enough to say "penis") rubbing against cloth all day unless you are nekkid?

Not sure I want the answr to this bc i may be meeting you soonly and dont need TMI on the Finch family jewels.
Maybe he flips it under or something when it's cradled in the briefs so that it only rubs against other skin.

You could fix the rubbing against cloth problem by tucking/taping it up between your legs like a transvestite. Wouldn't that let it retain sensitivity?
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:28 PM   #15978
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Isnt the head of your dick (I am not mature enough to say "penis") rubbing against cloth all day unless you are nekkid?
It moves more in boxers. That's the main difference between boxers and boxer briefs.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:31 PM   #15979
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You could fix the rubbing against cloth problem by tucking/taping it up between your legs like a transvestite. Wouldn't that let it retain sensitivity?
He should just tuck it into his shoe like the rest of us and stop whining.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:33 PM   #15980
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You could fix the rubbing against cloth problem by tucking/taping it up between your legs like a transvestite. Wouldn't that let it retain sensitivity?
The solution that is worse than the problem. Thank you for confirming that women will never truly understand us. The fact that we can't understand you gals goes without saying--except this time.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:36 PM   #15981
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He should just tuck it into his shoe like the rest of us and stop whining.
Why are you shoving shoes down your pants, Bilmore? Is this one of those patch things that we city folk don't get?
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:38 PM   #15982
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He should just tuck it into his shoe like the rest of us and stop whining.
Don't you at least need a foot for this?
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:44 PM   #15983
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The solution that is worse than the problem. Thank you for confirming that women will never truly understand us. The fact that we can't understand you gals goes without saying--except this time.
Did people not take their sarcasm/mockery-detection-enhancing pills today? Sheesh (should that have either a "g" or a "j" in it someplace? I think it's a derivation of Geez or Jeez, but maybe I am wrong and being insensitive to some cultural/racial/national/religious group and it's really not all about Jesus).
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:44 PM   #15984
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Don't you at least need a foot for this?
Probably more like two and a half.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:46 PM   #15985
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He should just tuck it into his shoe like the rest of us and stop whining.
I guess using old shoes as codpieces is thrifty and economical (like all good patch people, esp. Garrison Keillor-types) but it must look awfully strange. Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:52 PM   #15986
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Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?
Depends on which way you wrap it around your waist.




Left shoe for clockwise.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:52 PM   #15987
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I guess using old shoes as codpieces is thrifty and economical (like all good patch people, esp. Garrison Keillor-types) but it must look awfully strange. Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?
I guess it just depends on how it's hanging.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:59 PM   #15988
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Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?
If you've ever wondered why a tailor asks a man whether they "dress left" or "dress right", now you know.

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Old 07-30-2003, 05:59 PM   #15989
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I call for a moratorium on discussion of the penises of the following posters:

  • Sidd Finch
  • Bilmore
  • Coltrane
  • paigowprincess
Intermittent discussion of the alleged penises of new york doll, ruth bader meinhoff, and/or ms. naughty diplomat may continue as usual.
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Old 07-30-2003, 05:59 PM   #15990
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Is there any significance to whether you use a left or right foot shoe?
I always thought left shoe meant you're gay, y'know, like an earring

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