Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont knwo where I got htis coke whore rap from. I think I once espoused a whatever makes your world turn approach to coke and other mood enhances and ** took that to mean that I am bingeed out. I guess Sidd is a ** acolyte?

Please note, paigow's post contained two(2) mentions of a bad name. Do not use further.

Originally posted by bilmore
This is funny. Really, paigs, all I did was try to keep you from embarrassing yourself by saying hello to people as you left. You strongly dislike being wrong, don't you?

Reread your original post and tell me exactly where I am wrong. ANd you are jumping to conclusions by thinking that I ever say namaste ever. In fact, had you half a wit, you might have concluded I never use it since I decided to use it to mock someone else's use of Cheers. Bilmore, your argument style smells like that of a twelve year old. Go back and reread the original posts and then aplogize if you are man enough.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
I dont knwo where I got htis coke whore rap from.

You mean all this time, it was Meth? Amazin!

[dtb]

Originally posted by Not Me
If I thought you knew what the word eugenics meant, I would bother to debate this with you.

I was having lunch with some former colleagues from my law firm days (who are still at the firm), telling a horror story about a HIRING PARTNER who freely uses the word "eugenics" instead of "diversity".

Ahhh, the new South!

(Please, let's not turn this into a discussion of the merits of affirmative action or whatever -- I'm just passing along a bit of horrifying -- no matter what your view, I think -- information.)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ugh, can we have a BPPOTD as well (bad poetry)? This was that bad.

How about UOALTIDFYPOTD, to recognize those who are unappreciative of all the things I do for you.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
P is for post
only one, even if he's on a roll

You need to work on flow in general, but especially in this stanza. I bet you never took piano as a child, and I will bear your first born child if you were ever in a marching band.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont [know] where I got [this] coke whore rap from.

I think he meant it in a nice way.

PP - whenever a man resorts to calling you a whore or a slut, you know you have not only won the argument, you have wounded him, too.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You need to work on flow in general, but especially in this stanza. I bet you never took piano as a child, and I will bear your first born child if you were ever in a marching band.

I thought the P was for Poke.

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
BPOTD.

Nope, no bad puns or plays on words or hokey one liners in there. That was just a straight up smack down. dont insult the woman. and besides, ifyou startup on the BotD (no "p" please), you might scare bilmoreoff on another hiatus.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You need to work on flow in general, but especially in this stanza. I bet you never took piano as a child, and I will bear your first born child if you were ever in a marching band.

I'm sorry. Call it the Lame Ass POTD, and send me a Lestertini.

And you're batting .500 there, which is OK since I already have a first-born child.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by dtb
I was having lunch with some former colleagues from my law firm days (who are still at the firm), telling a horror story about a HIRING PARTNER who freely uses the word "eugenics" instead of "diversity".

That's odd, since eugenics means the opposite of diversity. Unless by diversity you mean a group of blondes with a variety of different colored eyes.

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Close.

B is for bilmore
meaning predictably droll
P is for post
only one, even if he's on a roll
O is for of
a word most dull
T is for the
here, precision's the goal
And D is for day
less than that would take its toll

The award is for the Bilmore of the Day. No Post, Ty is bastardizing it.

[purse junkie]

yet another gross new way to morph your face:

http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/12/15....ap/index.html

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by dtb
I was having lunch with some former colleagues from my law firm days (who are still at the firm), telling a horror story about a HIRING PARTNER who freely uses the word "eugenics" instead of "diversity".

Interbreeding is encouraged? This appears to be inconsistent with the unfavorable FMLA-minimum maternity leave policy, and I was told the cots in the lunchroom were for all-nighters.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Not Me
I think he meant it in a nice way.

PP - whenever a man resorts to calling you a whore or a slut, you know you have not only won the argument, you have wounded him, too.

How does this work when a woman calls her a coke whore?