Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are just bitter bc you are cougar predatory meat twenty years past its sell by date

Please re-read the memo, the term "past its' sell by date" has become paigow. you of all people should be horrifically aware of this status update.

Originally posted by taxwonk
Ah, but what memories!!!! Just think dear, in two or three years we'll be perfect for each other.

This isnt Dazed and Confused and we dont keep geting older while you stay the same age.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This isnt Dazed and Confused and we dont keep geting older while you stay the same age.

True, but crossing 40 is like crossing the Rubicon. It levels the playing field.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Dunno. I leave the gay cruise movie and broadway musical trivia to Thurgreed.

If you're in the middle of it and I'm not around, just go with "Who is Ironweed's Daddy?" as your response.

TM

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ETA: Post workout I enjoy black beans done with some cayenne pepper sauce, suateed onions, cheddar cheese and salsa fresca on the side. I've been eating that for about six months now. Seems to give me great energy and I don't gain weight, and the shit tastes great.

For just a moment here, I thought you were my wife. That was disturbing.

Spinach works in there, too. Mmmm, iron.

[SlaveNoMore]

Slave Once Again
Please re-read the memo, the term "past its' sell by date" has become paigow. you of all people should be horrifically aware of this status update.

Good post, horrible new avatar.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by baltassoc
He was in a movie with that guy from Sliders, can't remember his name. Tomcats. Actually fairly funny in a gross-out humor kind of way. Sanz wasn't bad, but it was a minor role. Good seen involving chasing a testicle around a hospital. I'm not sure it made it into theaters ever; I hadn't heard of it until I caught it on a very bad TV night.

Jerry O'Connell. I was a an extra on his show "My Secret Identity".

Be warned that I am going to continue to do this name-dropping until I take my board hiatus.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Be warned that I am going to continue to do this name-dropping until I take my board hiatus.

Well, I understand that a certain high-profile job in Toronto is now available. [spree -- it's espn, so therefore safe]

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Really really stupid link

Go Paigow GO!!!!!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, I understand that a certain high-profile job in Toronto is now available. [spree -- it's espn, so therefore safe]

Arghh. I thought I was being so circumspect and everything.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Does anyone have any recommendations?

If you're not going to bring a pet, do the Grand Canyon rafting/hiking/camping trip. You raft down the Colorado, through the Grand Canyon (which has some pretty decent rapids). At night, you camp on the banks of the Colorado. And throughout the day, you stop and hike to some pretty unbelievable places. I think the whole trip is pretty long, but you can cut it short and helicopter out, which is also a great experience.

TM

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
your 13-year-old daughter is sent home from her Catholic school's Graduation Picture Day because her dress showed too much cleavage, and you decide to call the local television news to plead your case. On your porch. With your daugher wearing the dress.

Best quotation: "There's cleavage, but when you're as big as Dannielle, there's going to be cleavage," Meyer said. "There's nothing I can do about that." It must really be something, to be powerless in the face of your daughter's massive decolletage.

Don't miss the video,* slideshow, and online poll. Let your voice be heard, America!

*If you're a TV news reporter, if you find yourself filming down a 13-year-old girl's dress as part of an exclusive story, please go home to a warm bath and open your veins. You've earned it!

1. The dress is not too revealing.
2. If I rub one out to the picture (she has a hot little body), do I get arrested?

[SlaveNoMore]

"Herr Shroeder, Was spricht die funf Finger auf das Gesicht?"

SLAP!!!!!

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MANNHEIM, Germany (AP) -- A man slapped Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder in the face during a campaign rally Tuesday, causing no apparent injury, police said.

The man lunged at Schroeder while he was giving autographs to a crowd of people at a Mannheim civic center during a campaign stop for his Social Democratic Party ahead of European Parliament elections next month.

Security agents subdued the man, and police took him into custody, Mannheim police spokesman Volker Dressler said. Police did not immediately identify him.

Schroeder suffered "no visible injuries," Dressler said.

Shortly afterward, the chancellor held a campaign speech as planned.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
If I rub one out to the picture (she has a hot little body), do I get arrested?

Her body isn't too bad (her stomach sticks out), I guess. But she's buster douglas.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall






Her body isn't too bad (her stomach sticks out), I guess. But she's buster douglas.

TM

I'm sure with an appropriate system of reward and punishment, you could teach her to hold her stomach in. Perhaps you could send her to pilates.