Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I bet a little head at lunch would do wonders.

Only for about an hour.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

According to a scene in Six Feet Under this week, it's pretty much SOP. (Which reminds me -- the guy who plays Keith is one hot motherf**ker!)

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know, as a young man, even in the throes of a Mickey's Big Mouth and skunk weed bender, with a willing partner, I always remembered "hey, this thing's loaded... no way I'm having sex without some birth control." If a drunken high school kid who gets hard when he spies a lingerie ad can control himself, everybodyu else should be able to. I just don't get folks who get knocked up and pop in and out of these fucked up relationships. Use. Birth. Control. What don't you understand about the fact that fucking without it gets you pregnant, and fucking a total dispshit without it might land your ass in a trailer park? Is it that hard to go to Planned Parenthood or buy some good, top shelf condoms?

You are preaching to the choir. My sister is more of the gun-wielding Republican type. She should have used her good looks to bag a rich man, but instead she keeps going for the "but he was cool in high school" types. But at least they don't pee on her, I don't think.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only for about an hour.

See now, this is the difference between men and women. I'd be happy for the rest of the day.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I wasn't asking what the legal thing to do was, I was asking what the "good mommy" thing to do is, in terms of maintaining relations whith the grandparents, trying to get rid of their rights, or jsut trying to enforce the agreement?

Be honest.

Explain that Mommy showed very bad judgment in her first husband, and that the deficiencies of the first husband are clearly genetic and deficiencies also of his parents. Explain to the child that she will always be fighting to overcome these deficiencies, but that in the meantime whenever she interacts with the grandparents she should understand that she is dealing with people who are not like her and mommy.

Also make sure and tell her that her daddy and her grandparents are evil, but Mommy will always protect her.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
According to a scene in Six Feet Under this week, it's pretty much SOP. (Which reminds me -- the guy who plays Keith is one hot motherf**ker!)

I am hopelessly in love with Nate. The scene on the rock during the camping trip last season did me in.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Beckham - Nah, too much of a pretty boy

No such thing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I have to ask, do you ever think about whether they would let you fuck them?

Now why would I do that? Clearly they all would, so why waste time on asking the question?

Originally posted by leagleaze
Anyway, I think you're just horny. Tell your gf that she should stop letting ugly soap stars with bad teeth hit on her and should focus on pleasing her man. I bet a little head at lunch would do wonders.

Not that simple. It's not about not being pleased at all. She keeps me very satisfied. It's about variety. I want variety and looking at all the different types of women wearing a lot of nothing sparks that interest.

In fact, I now think that the fact that I'm only fucking one person is making me act this way more often.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am hopelessly in love with Nate. The scene on the rock during the camping trip last season did me in.

Which one? When he imagines Brenda there? Doesn't she (Brenda) jump off the rock or something?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by leagleaze
See now, this is the difference between men and women. I'd be happy for the rest of the day.

depending on the circumstances, a quickie at lunch might just make me even more interested in sex. Whet the appetite, so to speak.

When I am thinking "fuckable, or not?" as I watch people walk by, I never really think whether or not they would fuck me. In fact, really, even if I think "fuckable" that could easily turn to "not fuckable" if I talked to the person. And "not fuckable" could turn to "fuckable." So, really, there's no basis in reality. It's just using the general environment to indulge in a little sexual fantasizing.

Or, that's what I tend to think, but we all know that all my many personalties are fat, psycho, and unfuckable, so I am probably totally off target.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by dtb
Which one? When he imagines Brenda there? Doesn't she (Brenda) jump off the rock or something?

No no. At the end, when he's with Lisa....

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am hopelessly in love with Nate. The scene on the rock during the camping trip last season did me in.

What's with his hair, though? Mrs. Not Bob loved him (Peter Krause, right?) in "Sports Night," but keeps shouting "comb your hair, and stop your angst-y whining!" at the screen while watching him in "Six Feet Under."

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

TM,

As a wise friend once stated: "My job is never done; I'm always analyzing, categorizing, comparing, evaluating every woman I meet, so that I have a ready answer in the off chance that she might come up to me and ask me to fuck her. So far, it hasn't happened, but when it does, I'm ready."

I'm pretty sure that a lot of people, men and women, think the same way. I'm also pretty sure that only the women aren't wasting their time.

So that leads into the next question: Who on the board would you do, sight unseen, based just on their online personas?

Discuss.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm not exactly sur ehow the deal went down, but I know he hadn't made any of his child support payments in years and had left town to catch the "perfect wave" and she wanted him to give up rights so that her current husband could adopt and he said "OK, and um, can i get out of paying the piles of money I haven't paid" and she said "ok." He went on surfing without a care for years and only had mild interest in his child when he came into town to hit his parents up for money.

You're making my point for me. She basically waived thousands of dollars of overdue support to which her child was entitled by law, in exchange for a convenient way to terminate Husband A's parental rights. My guess is that her "waiver" of her child's right to support was ineffective, because it wasn't her right to waive. Waiving support is against public policy, because it deprives the child of the monetary earning capacity of two parents and increases the likelihood the kid will require public assistance of some sort.

She could probably stick Husband A for all those past-due payments (if the child was adopted by Husband B, there probably haven't been any more accruing in the meantime). She should go after that past due support in the interest of her child. There is no free lunch. As for the child's shock in finding out em has a deadbeat dad, that's the chickens coming home to roost. Lying to kids about their parentage is bad juju --- it just delays the inevitable Reckoning and makes it more emotionally jarring. Jack Nicholson was in his 30s when he learned his dead sister was really his dead mother. Can't imagine that was real fun either.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here's a question.

Now that summer's here, women are wearing less. That is nice. Also, women have been getting more plastic surgery, so their bodies look much better in clothes. Also nice. Also, women now want to show off their asses, when they have them (as opposed to buying jeans that made everyone look like they have no ass, which sucked. Thank God that's no longer the style). Anyway, all this has led to more eye candy.

Let me add that I am older and getting more perveted by the day.

When I walk down the street, I now automatically scope and assess each woman I pass. This is nothing new. I'm sure I did it to some degree all my life. The difference is, now I make a mental note as to whether I would fuck whoever I see.

Here is an example of what goes on in my head (and this happened just a little while ago at lunch):

"Yes."
"No."
"No way."
"Not a chance."
"Yes."
"Oh, hell yeah."
"Uh, no."
"Hmmm. Maybe."
"Bleh. No."
"Damn. Yez."
Etc.

Does anyone else do this? Is it a guy thing? A perveted TM thing? I can't stop. Someone buy me a lunchbox.

TM

Are you really asking this question? Its like asking "Anybody else masturbate?" I've gone several blocks out of my way to find out what the front side of a great ass looks like.

We all know how guys check chicks out. Its easy to spot (head turn, jerking pupils to expand peripheral vision, etc....). What I'd like to know is how chicks check guys out. Girls I know have asked me about friends of mine that they think are hot at bars and I'll say "I didn't know you you were interested" and the chick will say "I was totally checking him out, but you can't spot a girl checking a guy out." And they're right. Chicks have eyeballs in the back of their heads or something. Guys try to hide it, but you always inevitably get caught staring. I have never had a male friend say "Hey, I caught this chick checking out my package". How do chicks pull that shit off?