Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 107

Shape Shifter · 03-02-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Re: Poster #1:

Fuck 'em. Serves 'em right for going to that dump.

Hey, I advised him to run if Poster #2 showed up carrying a nail gun. And I warned him about comparing business cards. I did all I could do.

Flinty_McFlint · 03-02-2005, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I learned yesterday afternoon that a certain board participant (Poster #1) was going to meet another board participant (Poster #2) who, though prolific, even legendary, nobody seems to have met irl. Though Poster #2's hometown is something of a dump, it is large enough that surely several people would have gone their on business and had the opportunity to meet Poster #2. We knew of one person who had spoken to Poster #2 and said that Poster #2 had a creepy voice, kind of like that of a serial killer.

We both came to a sudden realization. Poster #2 is a serial killer. Several posters probably have met Poster #2, they just didn't live to tell about it. This explains the declining number of posters on this board. Poster #2 is out with another poster in their dump of a hometown who probably helps dispose of the corpses.

Anyway, I have not heard from Poster #1 today, nor has Poster #1 posted. Assuming the worst, Poster #1 left me with some farewell messages in the event he did not survive his meeting with Poster #2, which apparently he did not. Here are those messages:

"Tell my wife I love her.
Tell TM he's skinny.
Tell gwinky she was supposed to pay me in cigarettes, but I would've accepted sex instead.
Tell Robust I'm sorry I never met her puppies.
Tell Sidd he's full of shit, just because.
Tell Atticus I meant to pay him that $10.
Tell ABBA I'm offended that she didn't throw me to the floor of the hotel bar and screw my brains out. I wouldn't have been able to accept the offer, but still, it's nice to be asked."

Farewell, Poster #1. I hope you're in only the best of refrigerators.

I might add that Poster #1 left me his FB will, and that if he doesn't post soon, we'll have the reading at 3:30 p.m. pacific time. Formal dress is not required.

SlaveNoMore · 03-02-2005, 03:00 PM

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Sidd Finch
Hmnm, good thinking -- I'd probably be able to nail her that way, despite the whole "foreplay not important" issue.

You may also want to add in a bottle of Chateau d'Yquem for good measure.

Shape Shifter · 03-02-2005, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I might add that Poster #1 left me his FB will, and that if he doesn't post soon, we'll have the reading at 3:30 p.m. pacific time. Formal dress is not required.

How much are you billing for this?

ABBAKiss · 03-02-2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nice use of subjunctive, but you sound like an idiot. Out in NY or out in LA, it's not improbable to end up sitting near famous people. Just like in DC it's not improbable to end up sitting near elected/appointed officials, or to run into reporters seen on TV and stuff.

ETA why the hate for gwnc? everest have a teenie weenie and unfunny?

In Minnesota you might even end up sitting next to, say, Bilmore or one of his 17 children. Or kayaking next to PLF.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-02-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ltl

You are almost as opaque as sunny bunny.

1) She doesn't disbelieve the Tony Soprano part. Hell, she knows one of the people on Project Runway. She doesn't buy
a) that someone would be so whorish as to slip their hand down a veritable stranger's pants, mid date, probably in public. Especially someone that someone met on an online dating site.

b) She doesnt hate gwnc, or she didnt, until gwnc hated her first. In fact, I am starting to see why Senor LUnchbox likes her, despite the fact that he seems like a nice guy. I think its bc of her childish retorts. He probably buys her milk at lunch.

Didn't I say that it was not in public? To clarify, it was not in public.

I don't hate sunny. I just think she is not very bright.

And I fuck veritable strangers all the time. It is my raison d'etre. Just not when I was married.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-02-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
That's what I'd say too were I making up a story.

No. You would find a way to slip "I'm pretty" into the post.

TM

Flinty_McFlint · 03-02-2005, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How much are you billing for this?

Premium rates, baby. His loss is literally my gain.

Hank Chinaski · 03-02-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hey, I advised him to run if Poster #2 showed up carrying a nail gun. And I warned him about comparing business cards. I did all I could do.

Ty did post today, once on PB. And NotBob may be tightly wound but he isn't the homicidal type.

sunnybunny · 03-02-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Well we always do think of you as Paigow- lite. All the verbal diarrhea without the wit or intelligence.

or the saddle bags.

sunnybunny · 03-02-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ltl

You are almost as opaque as sunny bunny.

1) She doesn't disbelieve the Tony Soprano part. Hell, she knows one of the people on Project Runway. She doesn't buy
a) that someone would be so whorish as to slip their hand down a veritable stranger's pants, mid date, probably in public. Especially someone that someone met on an online dating site.

b) She doesnt hate gwnc, or she didnt, until gwnc hated her first. In fact, I am starting to see why Senor LUnchbox likes her, despite the fact that he seems like a nice guy. I think its bc of her childish retorts. He probably buys her milk at lunch.

Disagree. I don't think gwinky would take a first date to the same place some rude fatts wants to hang out. The skinny, fake-boobed, beautiful set hangs don't serve enough food to keep up Tony Soprano's physique.

Sidd Finch · 03-02-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Disagree. I don't think gwinky would take a first date to the same place some rude fatts wants to hang out. The skinny, fake-boobed, beautiful set hangs don't serve enough food to keep up Tony Soprano's physique.

Gwinky got fake tits? That is so wrong. It's like putting arms on the Venus de Milo.

ltl/fb · 03-02-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
ltl

You are almost as opaque as sunny bunny.

1) She doesn't disbelieve the Tony Soprano part. Hell, she knows one of the people on Project Runway. She doesn't buy
a) that someone would be so whorish as to slip their hand down a veritable stranger's pants, mid date, probably in public. Especially someone that someone met on an online dating site.

b) She doesnt hate gwnc, or she didnt, until gwnc hated her first. In fact, I am starting to see why Senor LUnchbox likes her, despite the fact that he seems like a nice guy. I think its bc of her childish retorts. He probably buys her milk at lunch.

By opaque, do you mean stupid? Because I don't think it means that.

gwnc covered that the hands down the pants was not in public, and that fucking veritable strangers is fun, so I will just ask what it is that is making you see why SL likes sb -- what is now striking you as appealing about her?

Shape Shifter · 03-02-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
gwnc covered that the hands down the pants was not in public, and that fucking veritable strangers is fun, so I will just ask what it is that is making you see why SL likes sb -- what is now striking you as appealing about her?

Hot dumb chicks are hot.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-02-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Gwinky got fake tits? That is so wrong. It's like putting arms on the Venus de Milo.

This is getting out of hand.

1. I do not have fake tits. (thank you, Sidd. That is very nice).

2. For sunny: We didn't eat. We went to Peter's on Columbus for a drink. Where many first dates happen if you live on the upper west side. If you're not familiar with the place, it's kind of neighborhoody. Not a fake tit in sight. Tony was just drinking, not eating. Arghhh. That is the last I will say on the subject.