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04-12-2005, 06:04 PM
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#1591
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who could afford one though?
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And you'd always find yourself in bed with the farmers.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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04-12-2005, 06:09 PM
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#1592
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
And you'd always find yourself in bed with the farmers.
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Not necessarily a bad thing....
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-12-2005, 06:12 PM
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#1593
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck vaseline.
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Body glide is for poseurs, as are nip-guards. Just ask Flower.
Products created for sucker runners like you...
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-12-2005, 06:15 PM
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#1594
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Body glide is for poseurs, as are nip-guards. Just ask Flower.
Products created for sucker runners like you...
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2. I only go long one day a week. I don't mind the bleeding other than being ridiculed for it- but I'd rather be ridiculed for bleeding that know myself that I had bought some designer product.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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04-12-2005, 06:18 PM
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#1595
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I only go long one day a week. I don't mind the bleeding other than being ridiculed for it- but I'd rather be ridiculed for bleeding that know myself that I had bought some designer product.
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If you want to try Body Glide, but don't want to buy it, just sign up for a race. They usually put a small bar of it in your goody bag. Since I'm like you and only need to decrease the friction on long runs, it lasted me about two years.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-12-2005, 06:20 PM
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#1596
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Body glide is for poseurs, as are nip-guards. Just ask Flower.
Products created for sucker runners like you...
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Ask Flower? Like it's any surprise that the nancy boys in the spinning class have a fondness for the vaseline.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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04-12-2005, 06:27 PM
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#1597
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
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Originally posted by spookyfish
And this is not appropriate when?
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Not appropriate when I want to wear pretty underpants, etc. Otherwise, appropriate. |
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04-12-2005, 06:28 PM
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#1598
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ask Flower? Like it's any surprise that the nancy boys in the spinning class have a fondness for the vaseline.
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It makes it easier for him to get his legwarmers on over his recently shaved legs.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-12-2005, 06:32 PM
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#1599
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Almost Heaven
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/04/....ap/index.html
(West Virginia passes "English-only" statute)
I bet Ironweed could come up with something really funny to say about this.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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04-12-2005, 06:32 PM
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#1600
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Dear Citibank
Fuck off. And save your paper. I would never take that twenty thousand dollar credit line you incompetent shitbags.
Sincerely,
paigow approximately princess.
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04-12-2005, 06:33 PM
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#1601
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I only go long one day a week. I don't mind the bleeding other than being ridiculed for it- but I'd rather be ridiculed for bleeding that know myself that I had bought some designer product.
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I don't mind the bleeding, but the pain is not so pleasant.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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04-12-2005, 06:36 PM
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#1602
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I don't mind the bleeding, but the pain is not so pleasant.
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If you have a couple of gin and tonics before you go, it's not as bad.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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04-12-2005, 06:37 PM
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#1603
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Ask Flower? Like it's any surprise that the nancy boys in the spinning class have a fondness for the vaseline.
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What.
Ever.
The only reason I go to spin class is because I am fucking the spin teacher.
He has the tightest ass.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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04-12-2005, 06:38 PM
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#1604
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It makes it easier for him to get his legwarmers on over his recently shaved legs.
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What.
Ever.
The only reason I go to spin class is because I am fucking the spin teacher.
I do look pretty hot in legwarmers, though.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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04-12-2005, 06:39 PM
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#1605
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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One More Reason to be afraid of the Patch
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Body glide is for poseurs, as are nip-guards. Just ask Flower.
Products created for sucker runners like you...
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I use body glide on my toes to prevent blisters. Works like a dream. Vaseline would be too much on toes.
And I don't give a fuck what Flower says. (about this. I listen attentively to Flower on other matters). |
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