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04-20-2006, 03:06 PM
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#1591
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Not Bob says he's not from Texas, as if you couldn't tell.
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I was following you up to this point. Baylor is the college of choice for good Christian Texas cheerleaders (or cheerleaders who want their parents to think they're still good).
She could be quite hot.
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Pardon my ignorance. My knowledge of Texas college chicks is based upon a semi-surreal conversation I had on Spring Break with a group of SMU sorrority girls back when I was a lad at a football-factory, land-grant public school in a rectangular state. I seem to recall them expressing disdain for Baylor girls, but that could have been the blow talking.
And, Charlene, if you're out there, I wasn't really a pre-med at Cornell. I am sorry about that. |
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04-20-2006, 03:28 PM
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#1592
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Not Bob says he's not from Texas, as if you couldn't tell.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Pardon my ignorance. My knowledge of Texas college chicks is based upon a semi-surreal conversation I had on Spring Break with a group of SMU sorrority girls back when I was a lad at a football-factory, land-grant public school in a rectangular state. I seem to recall them expressing disdain for Baylor girls, but that could have been the blow talking.
And, Charlene, if you're out there, I wasn't really a pre-med at Cornell. I am sorry about that.
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Um...yeah. No love lost between the students of the various large (putatively) christian private college in Texas, especially when the Southwest Conference still existed. I'm sure both the SMU and Baylor girls would agree that TCU girls had gotten beat with an ugly stick. Between all of them, though, you fell in with the right crowd: SMU chicks are definitely the ones with the highest likelihood of partying. NTTAWWT at all. |
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04-20-2006, 03:37 PM
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#1593
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Apparently, I am in charge of all Ninja related content.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
After watching 10 seconds of it, I can. NFH'esque.
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You made it to 10? |
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04-20-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1594
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
41. Purchase fireworks.
46. Organize a party bus.
49. Keg stands.
58. Whippits.
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Oops.
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04-20-2006, 03:58 PM
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#1595
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Aiiight
McPhee has taken the lead offshore:
KATHERINE MCPHEE 26 31 +222
CHRIS DAUGHTRY 25 30 +233
TAYLOR HICKS 23 28 +257
KELLIE PICKLER 12 15 +566
PARIS BENNETT 2 4 +2400
ELLIOT YAMIN 1 3 +3233
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04-20-2006, 05:22 PM
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#1596
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Not Bob says he's not from Texas, as if you couldn't tell.
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Not Bob
I wasn't really a pre-med at Cornell. I am sorry about that.
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You damn well should be.
Think about how much more money (and better handicap) you'd have by now. |
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04-20-2006, 05:29 PM
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#1597
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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It's not that I don't like fat people...
If they're okay with being fat, so be it. I just don't want to be forced to look at them.
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04-20-2006, 05:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Near the rose
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Cruise's soapbox
This picture is utterly ridiculous (Holmes is taller than Cruise IRL):
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-347226c.html
Does one of his bodyguards carry it around, just in case there's a photo op?
CDF
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04-20-2006, 06:17 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Cruise's soapbox
she's on her knees, praying
...to get the fuck outta there!! |
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04-20-2006, 06:43 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Cruise's soapbox
Practically everyone is taller than Cruise IRL.
God, is he a douche.
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04-20-2006, 06:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Practically everyone is taller than Cruise IRL.
God, is he a douche.
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Apparently he named his kid "Go Away" in Hebrew. Linky |
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04-20-2006, 07:00 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Happiness was Waco, Texas in my rearview mirror
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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Is there some unwritten rule requiring that Texas cheerleaders all be so "toofy"? Or "gummy"? Whichever.
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04-20-2006, 07:02 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Cruise's soapbox
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Apparently he named his kid "Go Away" in Hebrew. Linky
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I'm guessing that was no accident.
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04-21-2006, 10:22 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Not Bob says he's not from Texas, as if you couldn't tell.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You damn well should be.
Think about how much more money (and better handicap) you'd have by now.
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Ha... Only if he went into plastics.
Medicine still pays, but it's a hard fucking buck these days. My father in law looks like death took a pass all the time. I think its because he actually cares about his patients.
He's doing allright, but he can have all that shiite. I'd rather be a penniless Coffee-Jerk at Starbucks than a fucking hardcore doc. So much paper, so many hours, people suing you, insurers paying you dick...
Fuck all that, I'd rather get on with these...
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04-21-2006, 10:28 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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I KNOW I'm a prude, but this ain't right
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I mean, if they're 18 or older, who gives a fuck?
Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy Wed Apr 19, 6:56 PM ET
SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - Baylor University in Waco, Texas, which bills itself as the world's largest Baptist college, has threatened to discipline female students if they pose for Playboy magazine, which is trying to recruit models from the college.
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Playboy photographers came to Baylor's hometown seeking models for a photo spread on women of the Big 12 college athletic conference, of which the college is a member.
Baylor Vice President for Student Life Samuel W. Oliver sent an e-mail to women students this week warning that any who "associate" with Playboy would be subject to the university's disciplinary processes.
"Playboy is clearly antithetical to Baylor's mission and associating with the magazine would be a violation of the code of conduct," Oliver wrote in the e-mail. University officials said punishment could include suspension.
Baylor, known for its conservative outlook, did not allow dancing on campus until 10 years ago.
A spokesman for Playboy, known for its nude centerfold pictures, declined to comment on the e-mail.
The threatened punishment was met with a yawn by students on campus.
One woman, who professed no desire to pose for Playboy, said Baylor officials had "more important things to worry about" and wondered if male students would face similar punishment if they were seen reading an issue of Playboy featuring Baylor women.
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I actually back Baylor on this one. This is acase of caveat emptor. You go to a school run by twisted Jesus Freaks and you Assume The Risk...
If you wanted to show off that Sacred Disco Mitt God gave you, but still feel like you're in the Lord's Good Graces, you should've gone to a more cosmpolitan joint, like Georgetown or Fordham or Pepperdine.
Why anyone'd give $100K to a pack of Southern Baptists in this day and age boggles me... You're just funding the Idiot Wind ruining this country...
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