Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[evenodds]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
http://www.dallasobserver.com/issues...l/1/index.html

... but then anyone with any sense would! Right, E/O?

What a great article. I saw a biography of him a few years ago on A&E: soul deadening was the nicest thing he said about Plano.

We're very happy that he claims Austin as his "hometown."

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Will strip stories split Jen and Ben? (Please say the answer to this question is yes).
July 31 — Is “Bennifer” headed for splitsville? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez’s very public relationship is very much on the rocks because of the bombshell allegations in the new issue of the National Enquirer that Ben was cavorting with strippers, says a source who knows the couple well. “IT’S NOT REALLY the strip club that’s the problem,” says the insider. “It’s all the sordid details about taking the girls back to (Christian Slater’s) house and what they did with them there. This relationship had issues before this article came out, and I think those details are going to make Jennifer snap. They may be making some public appearances together to promote their movie ‘Gigli’ but it’s going to be tough.”
The article also alleges that cocaine and booze were available at the party — although it never says they were used by Affleck, who had a highly-publicized stint in rehab.
Affleck’s lawyer has denied the story, calling it “totally false.”

I did not snort

Edited to add Reese Witherspoon to the NOT HOT list.

Yet I read somewhere that JHo laughed the story off as just afunny little thing that boys do. Ha Ha.s SO apparently only havlf of this couple is admitting it happened. Interesting. That said, I dont think one can acutlaly hang with Christian Slater and Jennifer lopez. she is a sober control freak. and ben can neve blame his bad behavior on being drunk.

The ultimate not hot person is Kirsten Dunst. And I have to say, I dont see what is so super about supermodel Heidi Klum beside the hieght and body.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
That should be added to the standard marriage vows.

Speaking of marriage vows, we caught a few minutes of Race to the Altar.

They were doing a question and answer: "what does your fiance say must be in the prenup?"

There are going to be some very disappointed people out there: sex 4xs per week, calling his mother "mom," solo discretion on all major financial decisions, etc.

Even(no spoiler space because I cannot remember any of the results, except that one of the brides had a hyberbitch moment on stage)Odds

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


The ultimate not hot person is Kirsten Dunst.

Agreed. I would feel bad for her in her plainness if she wasn't making mehl-yuns and mehl-yuns of dollars.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


F that "mom" stuff. She is still smokin'

not7yS

Thank you Slave. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess lately I've only seen her with that Maddox dude and that is a MAJOR turnoff.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Then the assberets who wrote the bibile were clearly closet cases. bc on this theory, a blowjob swallow would be tantamount to canniablaism and what man doesnt enjoy blowjobs and sploogin? None. So by denying themselves access to their desired sex partenrs, men, they could limit sex to the obligatory fuck the wife. ANd probably the young boys cruising around bethlehem back in the day.

Hubbard, Easter Bunny, Fudd Agree Gays Should Marry
Fantasia (AP)
The Mad Hatter
In a stunning defeat for conservatives, Chief of the Church of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard, the Easter Bunny and Elmer Fudd have issued a joint statement in support of gay marriage.

"The most stunning thing about this statement is that Fudd, a reformed rabbit hunter, has joined forces with the Easter Bunny on this one" noted gay rights activist Waylon Smithers. "It really goes a long way to showing that we're all about breaking down barriers."

Conservative activist Aunt Jemima offered scathing derision. "Me and Uncle Jemima have raised seven honest straight children by following scripture. Sure, Ephrom Jemima went through a phase where he was into ballet and I once caught him wearing my blush, but through the power of prayer we cured him of his lustful ways."

Fudd's associate, Sam Greenbaum (aka Yosemite Sam) was shocked an apppalled the rugged Fudd, known for his outdoor interest, particularly hunting, would come down in favor of gay marriage. "God damn, ever since Elmer went on the wagon he's been light in his loafers. Ever since they gave him that seat on the Met's board he's been thinking of himself as one of them elites. He's reading his own press releases. I mean, just look at him. He's hanging out with Wellington [the Easter Bunny's actual name]. He thinks he came off the Mayflower now. In the old days we'd have shot that rabbit."

The Vatican's official spokesman, Bruce Klinefelter, registered disgust at statement with the usual pragmatic approach. "Look... its all a slippery slope. Leviticus clearly said that men should slaughter two pigs and three chickens weekly and sing three hymms to the moon on every Wednesday during which their wives menstruate. Over the years, we relaxed the slaughters, then we went to one hymm ever other month during spousal menstruation. Now there's no slaughtering and no hymm singing at all. If we allow the gays to marry, we're all going to hell in a handbasket... what's next? Sex with children? We need to protect the children..."

Hubbard was low key when asked for comment. "Well, I had stopped by to pick up a check from David Geffen, and David and I got to talking about the issue and that my church needed to come out with an official position. I did not want to do it alone. David and I went through his Rolodex and we decided the Easter Bunny and Fudd were the best choices. Fudd's position at the Met aloows him to bend the ear of some very prominent people and the Bunny, well hell, he's like a cultural institution. We really wanted to also get the Michelin Man involved, but he had prior commitments, and he didn't want to comment on American law, being he's French and sells most of his products here."

The Easter Bunny's only comment was an effort at fence building. " Look, Paul [Pope John Paul] and I go way back. I don't want to rub his rhubarb the wrong way, but he's dead wrong on this one. I saw him last Christmas at the Holy Ghost's houswarming party in Jackson Hole. I went up to him and said 'Paul, we gotta let these gay kids get their freak on.' Paul gave me a real rash of shit and I was shocked. I said 'Hey Paul, you got loads of gold and you always have the most killer threads, but if you lose the kids, man you're done." I don't know if he was drunk or whatever, but he just shuffled away mumbling and chewing his cigar. Its a real shame. Paul used to be a pretty groovy cat. Maybe our statement will help him get his groove back."

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Thank you Slave. I don't know what I was thinking. I guess lately I've only seen her with that Maddox dude and that is a MAJOR turnoff.

Is she even a MILF, considering the children were adopted?

[W.W.L.D.]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
The ultimate not hot person is Kirsten Dunst. And I have to say, I dont see what is so super about supermodel Heidi Klum beside the hieght and body.

I agree with those, although the "ultimate" still goes to SJP. And I would add Darryl Hannah, regardless of whom she dated.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is NAT? What are magic underpants? I heart Carolyn Bessette Kennedy and circle with line through it Justin "Bitch, Please" Timberlake

NAT = not all that
Magic Underpants = hybrids

WRT Carolyn and Justin, just add them to the list of people we will never have to fight over. You get Carolyn, I get Justin. And all the other hot chicks he attracts. (See Britney, Allyssa, Cameron, Janet, etc.)

I have seen way too many pictures of Carolyn and heard of her grace and style and beauty. I have not, however, seen any evidence of any of these characteristics.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is she even a MILF, considering the children were adopted?

I think the potential "MILF" category is limited to moms of your friends or peers. A hot woman who happens to have a kid, and is 30 years younger than the person finding her hot, is not all that remarkable.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I think the potential "MILF" category is limited to moms of your friends or peers. A hot woman who happens to have a kid, and is 30 years younger than the person finding her hot, is not all that remarkable.

If that is the case, there are a bunch of websites that have it all wrong. Right, Less?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If that is the case, there are a bunch of websites that have it all wrong.

Websites being wrong? Shocker.

[Atticus Grinch]

So you're settling into your cruelty-free naugahyde chair, wearing your hemp shoes and sweatshop-certified tunic, and sipping your soy chai latte. You're a Responsible Consumer. You want to slip a CD into the player, but you ask yourself --- am I supporting the evil and litigious RIAA by listening to this music? Because I would rather tear my own ears off than do that.

Well, wonder no longer, folks. The RIAA Radar will tell you whether your favorite fringe artists really have indie cred by checking them against a list of dues-paying RIAA members.

Get the right answer, and bask in the warm glow of your hatred of The Man.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Edited to add Reese Witherspoon to the NOT HOT list.

Blasphemy!* She may not be the classical striking beauty, yet she maintains a prominent place on my laminated list.





Gattigap

*Note that I fell for Reese during her earlier "Best Laid Plans" phase, prior to this Legally Blonde nonsense. God bless her ability to achieve fame and meelyuns of dollars, but it's her earlier, darker roles that won a place in my heart.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Blasphemy!* She may not be the classical striking beauty, yet she maintains a prominent place on my laminated list.


Gattigap

*Note that I fell for Reese during her earlier "Best Laid Plans" phase, prior to this Legally Blonde nonsense. God bless her ability to achieve fame and meelyuns of dollars, but it's her earlier, darker roles that won a place in my heart.

Nope sorry, that pointy chin is just too wicked and witchlike.