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ltl/fb · 07-31-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Blasphemy!* She may not be the classical striking beauty, yet she maintains a prominent place on my laminated list.

Gattigap

*Note that I fell for Reese during her earlier "Best Laid Plans" phase, prior to this Legally Blonde nonsense. God bless her ability to achieve fame and meelyuns of dollars, but it's her earlier, darker roles that won a place in my heart.

Gatti, the second picture is where she looks much better and half her face is covered up. And it's at a weird angle. I could possibly look relatively hot with tons of makeup and retouching, portions of my face hidden, and from a particular angle.

On a side note, I'm a little confused as to why people are pitying (for their lack of attractiveness) people who are on the whole better-looking than the average person, and are only unattractive in comparison to some of the best-looking people in the country (top 1% or 3/4%). But have at it.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 07-31-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Nope sorry, that pointy chin is just too wicked and witchlike.

Has it gotten more pointy? IT seems much more subdued, and, hence, less unattractive, in these pics.

Althought maybe that's the Humbert Humbert in me speaking.

purse junkie · 07-31-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Has it gotten more pointy? IT seems much more subdued, and, hence, less unattractive, in these pics.

Althought maybe that's the Humbert Humbert in me speaking.

When she's not pregnant, she has been losing weight, which makes her cute, prominent chin bony and 'witchy.' So if she gained back a few pounds I think it would go back to being better balanced. I think she's beautiful though either way.

notcasesensitive · 07-31-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

On a side note, I'm a little confused as to why people are pitying (for their lack of attractiveness) people who are on the whole better-looking than the average person, and are only unattractive in comparison to some of the best-looking people in the country (top 1% or 3/4%). But have at it.

No one is pitying them. The game we are playing today is "Are the looks of this person overrated?" I joked about pitying Kirstin Dunst. I don't really pity her (after all, she's got the cash).

Speaking of which, time to check whether or not I won the lottery last night.

Edited to say where the fuck is Eagle Lake, Texas, and why would anyone there need $47 million dollars? Guess I'm not retiring today.

W.W.L.D. · 07-31-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Well, wonder no longer, folks. The RIAA Radar will tell you whether your favorite fringe artists really have indie cred by checking them against a list of dues-paying RIAA members.

Get the right answer, and bask in the warm glow of your hatred of The Man.

Funny that #1 on the list of Most Recent Queries is Metallica. What fucking moron, after the demise of poor Napster, does not know that those geezers Lars and James are RIAA goose-steppers?

Penske_Account · 07-31-2003, 03:33 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If that is the case, there are a bunch of websites that have it all wrong. Right, Less?

The MILF websites I know of are quite liberal in their approach to the definition of MILFs.

I respect such liberal interpretations.

Atticus Grinch · 07-31-2003, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
When she's not pregnant, she has been losing weight, which makes her cute, prominent chin bony and 'witchy.' So if she gained back a few pounds I think it would go back to being better balanced. I think she's beautiful though either way.

Agree. She's like the thin Belinda Carlisle. That's a good thing.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a little witchy, unless you're Shannen Doherty.

purse junkie · 07-31-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a little witchy, unless you're Shannen Doherty.

And she's even made a lucrative career out of being a pain in the ass. Bravo Shannen!

P(Did I read she was in a fistfight with Paris Hilton over some guy?)J

ABBAKiss · 07-31-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a little witchy, unless you're Shannen Doherty.

The entire existence of Shannen Doherty gives me hives. Seriously. She makes me TUIMMALB. She has nothing to offer this world. Her prime was on Little House on the Prairie, although the only line I remember her saying (about the caged boy) is "He's just a mute. He swallowed lye. He's just a mute."

Penske_Account · 07-31-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
What a great article. I saw a biography of him a few years ago on A&E: soul deadening was the nicest thing he said about Plano.

We're very happy that he claims Austin as his "hometown."

that article just reconfirms for me that public education sucks. What a fuckin embarassment. The school administrators from East Plano High or whatever it is should be drawn and quartered at dawn. And then shot. And then have their remains pissed on.

That's all. Carry on.

Atticus Grinch · 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM

True or false:

The absolute best day of my life lies ahead of me.

The absolute worst day of my life lies ahead of me.*

A(true and true)G

*A compelling argument may be made that for most people, the worst day was the day they were born, in terms of risk, physical and emotional trauma, fear, and a deteriorating standard of living. For most people it will wind up having been more traumatic than their death will be. But let's put that to one side.

Replaced_Texan · 07-31-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Edited to say where the fuck is Eagle Lake, Texas, and why would anyone there need $47 million dollars? Guess I'm not retiring today.

Shotguns. Lots and lots of shotguns. Eagle Lake is one of the best duck hunting areas in the country.

Replaced_Texan · 07-31-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
So you're settling into your cruelty-free naugahyde chair, wearing your hemp shoes and sweatshop-certified tunic, and sipping your soy chai latte. You're a Responsible Consumer. You want to slip a CD into the player, but you ask yourself --- am I supporting the evil and litigious RIAA by listening to this music? Because I would rather tear my own ears off than do that.

Well, wonder no longer, folks. The RIAA Radar will tell you whether your favorite fringe artists really have indie cred by checking them against a list of dues-paying RIAA members.

Get the right answer, and bask in the warm glow of your hatred of The Man.

I like that these Man haters link directly to Amazon. One imagines that they might support the site through click-throughs.

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-31-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Agree. She's like the thin Belinda Carlisle. That's a good thing.

I'm more of the Jane Wiedlin type myself.

purse junkie · 07-31-2003, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
True or false:

The absolute best day of my life lies ahead of me.

The absolute worst day of my life lies ahead of me.*

A(true and true)G

*A compelling argument may be made that for most people, the worst day was the day they were born, in terms of risk, physical and emotional trauma, fear, and a deteriorating standard of living. For most people it will wind up having been more traumatic than their death will be. But let's put that to one side.

True, and False. So the rest of life, however sporadically irritating, has seemed much less daunting.